Author Topic: Alisa Black - Harrow  (Read 3583 times)


22 review(s) for Alisa black (14 positive, 4 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by FCB]

parrot123abc

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Hi Chaps,

Long time lurker first review, bear with me if I make any mistakes.

Price: £60PH

Comms: I rang her up and I spoke to the maid, as I had been messed around in my previous booking (I will post a review of this as well). Asked when Alisa was free and she said she's free. I told her I would be there in about 20 minutes and then I was sent the address.

Location: The usual setup behind the shops in Harrow, there have been plenty of brothels set up in this myriad of flats. One thing here, I arrived and then I called Alisa and was directed to the flat. Turns out when I got there Alisa was not even at home. I was considering walking as the maid would not pick up when no-one answered the door however then Crystal turned up from doing her shopping. It felt a bit awkward here however she managed to get hold of Alisa who was coming back from doing her shopping. Turns out the maid does not even sit in the flat. Crystal thought I was there to see her, her face lit up when she saw me at the door however it turned to a more pissed off look when I told her I was not there to see her.

Looks & Body[/b [6/10] The photos of Alisa are pretty accurate however one thing to note is after she had a kid she has a bit of a belly and also there is a lot of scarring on her belly as she said she had an operation. Also her boobs are a bit droopy they kind of hang down but she said she's hoping to have an operation soon for a boob job and also something to do with her tummy. Her ass is kind of unshaped, it kind of just hangs but it wobbles if you slap it.

Language: Her English is okay however we did use a bit of Google translate so that she could understand what I wanted.

Attitude: [7/10] So after the initial awkwardness with Crystal once Alisa got there vanished as she spoke to her in Hungarian. She did apologise however she did mention the maid did not tell her I was coming. Once in the flat she said to give her 5 - 10 minutes as she went to put away her shopping and take a shower. She ushered me into one of the rooms asked me if I wanted to have a drink and left me to sit there. I was getting a bit nervous as to what's taking so long but she came back.

Meet: [8/10] Once she came back into the room, she was stark naked and she was still wondering why I was still dressed. Immediately she came over and it felt as though a tiger was jumping on me lol. She went straight into DFK me whilst rubbing the bulge in my trousers. After slobbering my face off she dropped to her knees undid my belt, pulled down my boxers and started to suck on my dick. She started pretty slowly whilst slowing playing with my balls. This went on for a bit then I lied down on the bed and let her continue to suck my dick. I told her I loved having my balls sucked and she went to town with this. I think for around a good 10 minutes she must have been alternating between the shaft of my dick, the tip and my balls. It felt pretty dam good though. She slid on the condom and then assumed missionary. I pounded away for a bit however I was kind of enjoying the blowjob more. I removed the condom laid back down and let her suck my dick again. After a bit I told her I was going to cum and she put some baby oil on my dick and jerked me off in her mouth. She managed to catch most of the load however some kind of dribbled onto the bedsheets however she wouldn't stop sucking after I came. I had to kind of pull away my dick because it was proper sensitive after. She cleaned herself up and I did the same.

During the break, as has been mentioned on here, she smokes a lot of weed. It was around 11.30AM when I met her and she asked if she could roll one up and smoke it. I wasn't going to complain because my dick couldn't get hard again that quickly. So she rolled it up talked a bit of jibber jabber in her broken English about how weed lets her do this job without going crazy.

Once she had rolled it up, she started to kiss me again and worked on bringing my dick back to life. She lit her spliff up and then worked her way down and proceeded to suck me. I wasn't interested in banging her again however just to sit back and let her suck my dick which is exactly what she done. She encouraged me to smoke with her however I wasn't keen on this as I had other things to do after. Pretty much the same as Round 1 however this time once she had her spliff it seemed as though this turned her into a duracall bunny. She did this thing of swirling her tongue on my bellend and playing with my balls in some weird way which felt pretty good. I told her I was going to cum and she jacked me off until I came in her mouth.

Pretty much coming to the end of our time, cleaned up put my clothes back on and off I went. She said she's going home in five days but she will be back.

Summary: VFM punt however I did not like how I had to wait at the door exposed, luckily no-one saw me waiting around. The stupid maid should have told me before no-one was there but doubt she knew. I think the key is if she is not high if you meet her, let her get high then she really gets into it.

Would recommend here however I doubt i'll return to see her again. Maybe as a plan b.

« Last Edit: February 21, 2017, 08:45:23 pm by parrot123abc »

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just skimmed your review  :hi:

but weed is what makes this escort so user friendly. So as a tip to anyone thinking of visiting her if you go to see her and for some unknown reasons she is not high, I'd just pop back later when she is  :sarcastic: seriously.

Offline DubCee

Well done for reviewing OP. At £60ph, she is definitely good VFM. I must sample the goods before she goes home. A few things i would like you to clarify for me. Were you offered a shower, and whats her hygiene like?
« Last Edit: February 22, 2017, 07:57:53 am by DubCee »

Offline SamLP

I'm tempted to see her again. The last hiccup was her maid being a bitch. Those maids are a pain.
Smoking with her at the beginning of the punt has to be one of my most memorable punts.
Me standing smoking while she was on her knees sucking me off, then her standing and smoking while I was sat on the bed with my face buried in her boobs while she ruffled my hair. We switched a few times and then downed it with some sprite and then moved things on the bed.

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The last hiccup was her maid being a bitch. Those maids are a pain.



External Link/Members Only I've been messed a round a few to many times, like you and some other punters

Offline dubhcarr

yeh I have her noted but get her smacked up...dodgy PM maid..........she is cheap but worth the hassle?.......

parrot123abc

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I wasn't offered a shower however I didn't really ask because I had one before leaving.

Her hygiene was fine with me, once I was in the flat she went for a shower and then came back into the room. Once I came in her mouth she went to the bathroom I presume to wash out her mouth and what not.

However she did mention that in the afternoon she gets busier and more customers so I doubt here she would be showering between because the maid books back to back.

Offline woiczeck

Can you put a link to crystals profile???

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She hasn't put it up yet again however when it comes up I'll post it. However DO NOT visit her.


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She is working in the same flat as this Crystal?

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She is working in the same flat as this Crystal?

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No she does not work in the same flat, she has changed her name now as well. I found the link see below, this is the one:

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No she does not work in the same flat, she has changed her name now as well. I found the link see below, this is the one:

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isn't that sunny or used to be known as.She had one side of her head shaved.

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isn't that sunny or used to be known as.She had one side of her head shaved.



No, this is the Sunny you are thinking of.
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No, this is the Sunny you are thinking of.
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Isn't this the bird punther got tangled up with....

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Isn't this the bird punther got tangled up with....

Punther and his incredible tales. If thats the correct nic i'm thinking of.

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Punther and his incredible tales. If thats the correct nic i'm thinking of.

correct, t'was also known as Panther too  :lol:

Panther, thanks for the review.