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External Link/Members OnlyDear god!!
I'd been saving myself up over the last week or so as I had a business trip to Stevenage. Booked her for 1 hour for £100.
I was quite looking forward to this having read the other 2 reviews...initial comms were ok ...shes a bit hard to understand on the phone but arrived at appointed time and was talked in round the back of the restaurant.
Now I wasnt expecting an oil painting, Im a middle aged bloke in reasonable condition and not one myself, but neither was i expecting was I expecting a girl that looked like a bulldog...with a belly bigger than mine...theres a reason there are no head shots....you can get a glimpse from the pic in the other review. She didnt talk much which was a good thing as I couldnt understand a word she said.
Having spent time in thailand on business over many years I can speak a little thai and normally can crack on really well...things started ok.....nice little massage ...half arsed attempt at thai technique but pleasant none the less.....after a few minutes i turned over with a massive boner and asked "what would you like to do with that"....I had a suck on her titties...and to be honest the nipps are very nice but theyre a bit mishapen with the implants and dont hang particularly well when shes bent over you....I was expecting some fondling, maybe even oral, but she slapped a jonny on it, applied the lube and sat straight down....I did advise her that this wouldnt take long as it had been a while but Ill be ok for a second round...she smiled.
some short time later I was on my front again having another round of massaging....I thought what the hell let her carry on for 20 mins and Ill have another go. I turned over again and she carried out some light tickling which was arousing....took my lad in hand and got me going again...so i was ready for round 2 and to give her a pounding......I said right lets get a condom on and she said no only 1 time....WTF!!!.."you come in hand" she say!
I suggested she might like to give me some oral as per her likes list...."no...you come in hand", by this time I couldnt be arsed and didnt want to look at her face as it was upsetting me so I suggested I have a play with her whilst she made me "come in hand"....
She barely maneuvered around but I couldnt get to her undercarriage....so asked how long....she said 5 mins....youll be surprised to hear that was a lie!! its was actually 15....I said ok good that was nice ill get dressed now.
I got dressed and left.
I adore thai women, ive rarely met one that didnt have some quality about them be it looks, personality, friendly happy etc but this one just didnt make the grade.
I will not be back