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I think this bird/pimp has used the worst translator the net can find , I thought it worthy of it's own thread  , these are my favourites :

Q. What kind of book do you like?  A. Informal text messages or e-mails will be ignored Please call me directly to make an appointment only thanks

Q. What is your favorite gift?  A. . designer bag, living allowance, foreign property or in the UK, spa, beautiful rose, etc.

Q. Can we chat and chat before sex?  A. : Of course! I will be happy. This is so exciting for both of us. A friendly blabber will break the ice and we start our porn tour.
Q. Q. I always fantasize about this role play? Will you do it for me?  A. Of course! I like to play the role of the situation, it will be easy for you to enter the sexy script you have never encountered. Ready to play twisted and dirty.
Q. what kind of guy do not you like?  A. . I am a senior independent escort, bargain hunter, Timewasters, poor health, poor way ... also choose not satisfied with the constant text I or private numbers please make an appointment directly, I do not offer faster service I often check my email
 
Q. Do you offer extended bookings?  A. Yes! I offer overnight or extended bookings, especially for people I met before. Hey you do not think it's an ideal opportunity to spend a passionate night bubble and erotic me?

Q. Q. Do you have parking facilities and be careful to visit your location?  A. Yes! I have a parking facility on the outside, but please let me know that you will need one. The parking lot is at home. In addition, there is a secret entry door HEAVEN!

Q. Do you provide anus or no saddle. A. Absolutely not. Please do not ask,

Q. What kind of gentleman do I like?  A. . Europe. The United States, the United Kingdom, Asia, Japan and others who are kind, romantic, generous ous, sexual self-confidence, caring and good personal hygience, courtesy, good way, respect, educated professional guys, business men, Asian overseas students.

Q. Do not you like anything?  A. I do not like the waste of our two age men, can not distinguish between me and other cheap girls before they met. And suppose I am really eager for their money

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I think this bird/pimp has used the worst translator the net can find , I thought it worthy of it's own thread  , these are my favourites :

Q. Do you provide anus or no saddle. A. Absolutely not. Please do not ask,


Classic!!

Have quoted you in an on-going thread:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=14748.new#new

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Anus or no saddle?!  :D

 :lol:

She's also 3'8"  :(

And on the plus side she has a natural black Chinese Bush  :wacko:

Might just give this lass a try out.
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Gotta love translated banter in FAQ's  :lol:

this has been one of the best lol  :sarcastic:
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 :lol:

She's also 3'8"  :(

And on the plus side she has a natural black Chinese Bush  :wacko:

Might just give this lass a try out.

please do Dodo, ive had a craving for a tiny little Asian chick for a while but carn't make a decision on who, but this one looks super cute.

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please do Dodo, ive had a craving for a tiny little Asian chick for a while but carn't make a decision on who, but this one looks super cute.

Dont forget your saddle Dodo  :sarcastic:
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She's also 3'8"


 :lol: :lol: :lol: pmsl

I like small burds, but.... if she can grow another foot, I might take her for a gallop!   :D


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"And suppose I am really eager for their money"....honest too!!