Farting

[Punter115]

Have you ever had an escort on the bed ,legs apart and as you are pumping her she can't stop farting ....would it put you off your stroke?

[cueball]

I've had one do a wet fart after I'd been pumping her wrong un  , change of bedding, swilled her arse, new condom and we were back at it.

A simple fart don't scare me 

[Monsieur69]

Pussy farts?
Yes.
After doggy.

[hsn23]

The technical term is queef my friend  and it happened once and I found it hilarious, more so when the WG went on a 2 minute spiel trying her hardest to convince me it wasn't an actual fart.

[Littlefoot]

I've had one do a wet fart after I'd been pumping her wrong un  , change of bedding, swilled her arse, new condom and we were back at it.

A simple fart don't scare me 

Brill!
 

I've had a couple of pussy farts. Which one WG found hilarious! That didn't put me off. In fact the opposite was true, it turned me on more!

Never had an arse fart! Not sure if that would put me off, so long as she didn't  stink the room out!   

[PleadInsanity]

As long as it wasnt a stinker I could cope

[Thecunninglinguist]

Reminds me of the old joke. What's the difference between a fridge and a fanny?- A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out......
Coat time?

[mrdiamond77]

Have you ever had an escort on the bed ,legs apart and as you are pumping her she can't stop farting ....would it put you off your stroke?

Pussy farts yes, and it used to be often.  Have not been to a girl for a while that has done that.  It never put me off though.

[Jay-Jay]

Or the other old joke, "I'm not'avin another 68 of them!"

Jay

[Flyswimmer]

 

Reminds me of the old joke. What's the difference between a fridge and a fanny?- A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out......
Coat time?

brilliant

[One Eyed Snake]

Don't mind a girl farting but I'd hate it if she followed through.

[Hertsgent]

Don't mind a girl farting but I'd hate it if she followed through.

I think that service normally attracts an extra charge .....

[ClitTeaser]

A queef! Christ, you learn something new every day.  😂

[fastnet]

So there was I pumping away in doggy, asked to change to reverse cowgirl.
The lady got up said excuse me a moment, left the room and shut the door
I was somewhat puzzled until I heard a monumental, it rattled around the flat.
She returned as if nothing has happened and took up the previously requested position.
Being a gentleman I said nothing but was pleased we had moved on to reverse cowgirl as I could not help a silly grim

[hsn23]

So there was I pumping away in doggy, asked to change to reverse cowgirl.
The lady got up said excuse me a moment, left the room and shut the door
I was somewhat puzzled until I heard a monumental, it rattled around the flat.
She returned as if nothing has happened and took up the previously requested position.
Being a gentleman I said nothing but was pleased we had moved on to reverse cowgirl as I could not help a silly grim

let me guess, was she a bigger lady?

[PleadInsanity]

A queef! Christ, you learn something new every day.  😂

A far more preferred option to a shart

[agent47]

Once munching a girl out and she started cumming really  hard and qweefed in my face. Fantastic 

[jlike]

I have had the same, RO on a long term reg and she farts. she was so embarrassed about it but then goes and says 'I'm glad it was you', great thanks a lot for that.