Looking for watching service

[mike61]

Hi,
Quite new to this, looking for a pretty girl to give massage and H/R where there is a maid to watch the event.
Any members any ideas, local to Birmingham, Masseur under 25 and slim if possible who allows a bit of touching

[Stapler]

Hi,
Quite new to this, looking for a pretty girl to give massage and H/R where there is a maid to watch the event.
Any members any ideas, local to Birmingham, Masseur under 25 and slim if possible who allows a bit of touching

.......anything else?

[Dellboy]

Hi,
Quite new to this, looking for a pretty girl to give massage and H/R where there is a maid to watch the event.
Any members any ideas, local to Birmingham, Masseur under 25 and slim if possible who allows a bit of touching

Join the queue 
Think that's what they call a full house. 

[robbie1972]

Pm me cheers

[Stapler]

Pm me cheers

Here he goes again! #plank

[Dodo]

Hi,
Quite new to this, looking for a pretty girl to give massage and H/R where there is a maid to watch the event.
Any members any ideas, local to Birmingham, Masseur under 25 and slim if possible who allows a bit of touching

Go to Bearwood, or any other of the well reviewed massage places, book a four hander and ask one of em to just stand and watch.....simples!

[robbie1972]

Well said dodo 
Go to bearwood thats what i was going to suggest

[robbie1972]

Sounds the best thing to do

[Dellboy]

Here he goes again! #plank

The plonker can't help himself 
Perhaps he is still looking for pot plants

[Stapler]

Go to bearwood thats what i was going to suggest

Well why didn't you say it on the open forum? OK you have now - but what's all this PM BS?
Especially as the OP has only one post and is unlikely to have that facility.

[robbie1972]

You want me to answer your questions why?

[James999]

Well said dodo 
Go to bearwood thats what i was going to suggest

Stop whinging to admin, you've been called a Plank, fucking grow a pair or try here External Link/Members Only it may be more to your liking 

[robbie1972]

Lol stop it that hurts

[Dodo]

Stop whinging to admin, you've been called a Plank, fucking grow a pair or try here External Link/Members Only it may be more to your liking 

Isn't the idea that any forum member can report a post and it's then up to Gaffer to adjudicate or have I got it wrong!


In the meantime why don't you waddle off back to 'Off Topic'  🦆🦆🦆

[James999]

Isn't the idea that any forum member can report a post and it's then up to Gaffer to adjudicate or have I got it wrong!
In the meantime why don't you Fuck off back to 'Off Topic

Wouldn't that be for admin to decide, oh the Irony, I doubt you know what that means, but toddle off and report it just in case, bedwetter 

And to change Fuck off to Waddle off, your insecurities are showing 

[robbie1972]

James 999 wtf is your problem
No valentine card?

[The_Don]

Go to Bearwood, or any other of the well reviewed massage places, book a four hander and ask one of em to just stand and watch.....simples!

 

[James999]

James 999 wtf is your problem

My problem is your pathetic whinging multiple reports, that's pretty clear from my post above, but I'm starting to see why people have been picking on you, you post like a fucking girl !

[robbie1972]

Oh so no valentines card ,really has upset you
Instead of just looking at girls grow some bollocks and meet up with one your never too old to pop your cork

[Dodo]

Wouldn't that be for admin to decide, oh the Irony, I doubt you know what that means, but toddle off and report it just in case, bedwetter 

And to change Fuck off to Waddle off, your insecurities are showing 

Duuuuurrrrrrr, I actually changed 'Duck Off' to 'Waddle Off'.......correct?

Now then, what about that first review......tell you what, just to make it easier do a review of your last wank

[robbie1972]

Dont you have to actually meet a girl to do a review
To busy at home thinking what it would be like to go with a female for the first time
What a dreamer

[James999]

Duuuuurrrrrrr, I actually changed 'Duck Off' to 'Waddle Off'.......correct?

Nope, your post is above 

Jeez, how insecure are you that you don't even have the balls to back up when you tell someone to Fuck off" you try and back track 

[Dodo]

Nope, your post is above 

Jeez, how insecure are you that you don't even have the balls to back up when you tell someone to Fuck off" you try and back track 

We are talking semantics, but just to humour you, my first 'draft' contained the word 'Duck' my amended post contained the word 'Waddle'. Now I judge that you are big enough and ugly enough to agree with that.

...
And, if your definition of being 'secure' as opposed to 'insecure' boils down to if you can tell someone to 'fuck off' or not, then you have a problem 

[James999]

We are talking semantics, but just to humour you, my first 'draft' contained the word 'Duck' my amended post contained the word 'Waddle'. Now I judge that you are big enough and ugly enough to agree with that.

No your first post stated Fuck off..... not Duck off....... nobody says duck off not even you 

But you obviously thought it a bit "naughty" so changed it to waddle.... 

[Dodo]

No your first post stated Fuck off..... not Duck off....... nobody says duck off not even you 

But you obviously thought it a bit "naughty" so changed it to waddle.... 

Wrong.......it said 'Duck off' which is precisely why I used an image of a duck. ........not that it all really matters in the great scheme of things so get over it and move on 

[James999]

Wrong.......it said 'Duck off' which is precisely why I used an image of a duck. ........not that it all really matters in the great scheme of things so get over it and move on

If it's not such a big thing, why change it and why keep going on about it, get the balls to stand behind what you say, instead of wimping out and changing it 

Perhaps ask admin to change your name from dodo to dumdum 

[Dodo]

If it's not such a big thing, why change it and why keep going on about it, get the balls to stand behind what you say, instead of wimping out and changing it 

Perhaps ask admin to change your name from dodo to dumdum     Oh fuck me James, stop it, pleeeeeeease,  I can't stop laughing at your humour 

Fuckin hell.....get a life........get over it. I changed a fuckin draft, nothing more nothing less.....what's the big fuckin deal.......is that enough fuckin 'fuckins' for you.

And you've got the gall to say I keep goin on about it.....all I'm doing is responding to your woeful posts/questions

[mike61]

Hi,
Quite new to this, looking for a pretty girl to give massage and H/R where there is a maid to watch the event.
Any members any ideas, local to Birmingham, Masseur under 25 and slim if possible who allows a bit of touching

Thanks Dodo and robbie for advice, didnt mean to cause all the animosity in the other responses.

[Roadster]

Don't worry about it Mike61 ... squabbling gets elevated to a high art at times around here. 

Tiptoe round it and use the site for it's intended purpose.

 

  


Oh, and if you find your watcher ... share please.   

[robbie1972]

Mike your welcome
There are a couple of idiots on here that hijack posts
Some of them have never even made a post
Think they are sad

[mike61]

Don't worry about it Mike61 ... squabbling gets elevated to a high art at times around here. 

Tiptoe round it and use the site for it's intended purpose.

 

  


Oh, and if you find your watcher ... share please.   

Thanks
Thanks Robbie and Roadster, will keep that in mind. Have had load of action in past but dried up a bit in past few months, really liked KSY and few others a year or so ago, but they come and go so quickly. Got one lined up for tomorrow, FS, not massage but she is no longer on AW  so no point in reviewing, but will start to review in near future.

[James999]

There are a couple of idiots on here

One idiot less now that you've been banned