Brooke Knights

[Beerhunter]

 Always fully booked for about 3mths from any said date. When you PM/email and try to book beyond that, you get told from her she doesnt book that far ahead  . So can someone explain to me how they managed to book this chick?? 







 

[Looking4fun]

Send a message requesting a booking date,wait for the reply,then take it from there,I waited 3 months for my first booking & just spent my time seeing some of the other talented ladies in the north east.

[Slaine]

She certainly looks good and by what others say is a good escort

I've never considered seeing her as the booking system is ridiculous and is off putting to say the least 

[walking dead]

I would never consider booking her. 3 months ? Wtf!

I guess there is an element of clever marketing,  and I am sure she has plenty regulars.

[Sir Punt]

Maybe a couple of years ago when she was stand out and the only "superstar escort" she was worth the extra rates and booking hassle but there's too much talent around nowadays for me to consider making a booking with Brooke

[Tiger63]

Not for me.
Cracking looking girl with a great body but there always seems to be a drama going on.

And asking Punters to join her reserve list is a piss take in my opinion

[daviemac]

Not for me.
Cracking looking girl with a great body but there always seems to be a drama going on.

And asking Punters to join her reserve list is a piss take in my opinion

+1

I want to punt when I feel like it not when she decides she can 'fit me in'.     

[azrael]

I cant see what the problem is? If your serious about seeing this wg then drop her a message requesting a time and date. Whrn she agrees put it in your black book and forget about it till the time.
Most of us book in advance with the reputable wg's and its very hard to get last minute bookings eith them 

[AgedCases]

She added me to her reserve list back in April 2015. Still waiting...

[daviemac]

I cant see what the problem is? If your serious about seeing this wg then drop her a message requesting a time and date. Whrn she agrees put it in your black book and forget about it till the time.
Most of us book in advance with the reputable wg's and its very hard to get last minute bookings eith them 

The problem the OP's having is he messaged her but she was fully booked for the next 3 months so he couldn't get an appointment and she wouldn't take bookings any further ahead.

If you can't actually get the appointment in the first place you can't put it in your black book.

She only works 3 days a week and is so far up her own arse I don't know why people bother.     

[Looking4fun]

The only way we know who the superstars of the north east are,  is by seeing them,I think I've seen a few of them & ive also seen girls at the other end of the spectrum( not many since joining ukp a few years ago).
In my opinion yes she's worth the extra money & waiting time,but that's just my opinion
A lot of punters see her on uke or her aw profile & might think she's up herself as has been mentioned but when you meet her,you'll realise she's a down to earth north east girl who loves a laugh as much as any other girl.
That being said this areas not like some other areas  I read about who have maybe 1or 2 top girls,we have loads to choose from i.e.;Bethany diamond,lovely Nikki,Keeva,Francesca,Tori Taylor(when you can see her)Delilah,Justine d  the list goes on.
My personal favourite at the moment happens to be a touring girl & she also charges £150 an hour & I have to wait for her to tour to see her.

[Moresomes]

is so far up her own arse I don't know why people bother.     

Haven't met her and very likely never will, but the above is the way she comes over as far as I'm concerned.

[johnny34]

Always fully booked for about 3mths from any said date. When you PM/email and try to book beyond that, you get told from her she doesnt book that far ahead  . So can someone explain to me how they managed to book this chick?? 

She seems to update her availability on Aw every now & then for an additional 4 - 6 weeks, thats probably the best time to try to get a booking.

[walking dead]

I am just shocked at how many people are willing to wait so long.
At the end of the day it's a fuck.  I get there are different levels of girl.

It's like putting your name down for a limited edition super car.

[hungrypunt]

I am just shocked at how many people are willing to wait so long.
At the end of the day it's a fuck.  I get there are different levels of girl.

It's like putting your name down for a limited edition super car.

Some people want things that others have, just because they see others have it. Same reasoning here me thinks. She good, but I never wait in queues, no no nooooo.

[Kev3773]

There's a fish n chip place at Whitby The Magpie and there are always queues outside !!!  I walk past and think wtf there's loads of good fish n chips around that you don't have to queue for 

[hungrypunt]

Id switch and try Rebecca Brooke,

Seriously !

[Looking4fun]

Id switch and try Rebecca Brooke,

Seriously !

We've already had a thread about her mate & the general consensus was that she was expensive with limited services

[Beerhunter]

Thx for all the attention this post has gotton guys. But really still no answer to my original question. How did you guys manage to book her when shes never available to book?

I mean its obvious shes taking bookings and dishing out good service. BUT WHO'S getting it????

You cant book her, because shes already booked, she wont take bookings beyond the point of her pre-bookings. SO.....Whos doing all these bookings?? And please tell me how you managed it.

Thanks in advance...probably to a footballer 

[Looking4fun]

I've already told you how I did it in my first reply,good luck with your efforts.

[walking dead]

Brooke is having a bit of a moan I assume about this thread over on uke.

She can work how she wishes, it's entirely her choice . I believe I previously made a comment on another thread about her seeming to be up her own arse. That's how she across with her booking system and the way she comes across sometimes on uke. Granted I have never met her.

She does have a little army of white knights who keep her informed of everything said about her, not that it bothers me!

My other comments where about being shocked about how long punters are willing to wait.  That shouldn't upset her..

Just thought i would clear that up,  I am not having the same conversation on two places.

[Gporgie]

Arranged to meet Brooke in March. I previously was of the same opinion that why would i wait three months for a meeting, but hoping if she really is as superstar it will be worth it. I know everyone is different but i have met other mentioned superstar like Bethany and Tori while service was good it didn't really do it for me. Initial comms have given me a good impression i have normally found to be a good indicator

[hungrypunt]

Id switch and try Rebecca Brooke,

Seriously !

Well thats what I get from sneaking over the border and having a look !!

I see Brooke does CIM and Rebecca doesnt list this and Rebecca is also £10 more per first hour but she doesnt offer ANY discount from that for the second hour which seems odd business sense.

[Looking4fun]

Well thats what I get from sneaking over the border and having a look !!

I see Brooke does CIM and Rebecca doesnt list this and Rebecca is also £10 more per first hour but she doesnt offer ANY discount from that for the second hour which seems odd business sense.

Oral is protected & kissing seems to be off the cards also with Rebecca

[MasterChief]

How to book her?

I saw she had availability on her page picked a time and date emailed her, it had gone she suggested a couple of other dates, picked one she's booked.

Yes its a long time away but I will be having sex before then, she's in my reminders and I'll forget about it till the time comes, no big deal

[TrevorN]

WGs who have Unavailable across there diary's is all BS . It's a clever marketing tactic to make them feel special and give the illusion " oh she must be special she's totally booked out " . In reality they are not working on those days or take a limited number of booking's .

Rather then own up to having a dusty phone . Saying you are busy is more a better tactic .

[Dunelm]

To answer the original question, I sent a message on AW, prompt reply, good comms and, as I remember, booking arranged smoothly and went ahead 2 or 3 days later.
I should add this was four years ago so that is a factor to consider.
In fairness, a pretty girl and service I received was fine.

The analogy about Whitby in another reply is very appropriate I think. There's nothing wrong with her at all but the whole "getting a booking with me is like a lottery win, reserve list, I'm booked ahead until the twelfth of never" rigmarole is tedious hence my reluctance to rebook in the interim.

[ProfessorYaffle]

Always fully booked for about 3mths from any said date. When you PM/email and try to book beyond that, you get told from her she doesnt book that far ahead  . So can someone explain to me how they managed to book this chick?? 

 

My suggestion would be to give her a few guidelines e.g. must be a Friday or must be after 6pm, and just let her pick a date and time that suits her.

[vw]

Seems to be posting and answering herself in a mini melt down on UKE.

Some of you may be right, she does comes across needy and attention seeking.

Maybe OP could message the damsel in self-distress and tell her she is fantastic and he will get his booking. 

[Beerhunter]

I've already told you how I did it in my first reply,good luck with your efforts.

Always fully booked for about 3mths from any said date. When you PM/email and try to book beyond that, you get told from her she doesnt book that far ahead  . So can someone explain to me how they managed to book this chick?? 

That doesnt explain to me how you got around the, " no bookings beyond that". I'm prepared to wait for a booking, but its hard to wait for a booking if shes always fully booked. If shes fully booked then i'd like to know from the guys who are filling her time, HOW? No drama, simple request.



Ive quickly looked over into UKE, and seen the shit storm by her, over there obviously stirred by this thread. My apologies to you Brooke Knights, you getting slagged off was never my intention, and ive never said a bad word about you. Just seems simple questions get totally fucked out of proportion.

[Beerhunter]

Maybe OP could message the damsel in self-distress and tell her she is fantastic and he will get his booking. 

PLEASE, pass me the white armour and pretty pony.


But actually you may have a point

But no, i'm just a bloke trying to get a shag with a half decent chick, like the rest of us 

[vw]

PLEASE, pass me the white armour and pretty pony.


But actually you may have a point

But no, i'm just a bloke trying to get a shag with a half decent chick, like the rest of us 

Go for it !  whats the worse that can happen ?

Anyway golfnut may have some spare armour from all the dead knights of the east midlands

[Beerhunter]

Go for it !  whats the worse that can happen ?

Cant get a booking mate. Fully booked for 3 mths and doesnt accept beyond that.

[Kev3773]

Just popped over to uke. Oh dear, poor brookies not a happy bunny. Its OK though there's plenty of kiss asses to pander to her needs 

[walking dead]

It's full of them.
You would have thought you would have thicker skin in this game

[hungrypunt]

Shes over reacted big time...BUT all good publicity fir her either way. Maybe part of her plan??

If she is constantly fully booked and has a good amount of regs then i for one can congratulate her on building or running a good business. But FFS why the whinging over on UKE ...get a grip woman and crack on.Im sure your a decent sort but.....we all have our opinions and will never all agree.

[PaintingMan]

I hope you're happy beerhuner.....2 blokes have been on tenterhooks for 3months and now its cancelled and its all down to you!


Bastard

[Beerhunter]

I hope you're happy beerhuner.....2 blokes have been on tenterhooks for 3months and now its cancelled and its all down to you!


Bastard

PM me, i'd like to meet to discuss this man to man.
Bastard.

[Mucher]

PM me, i'd like to meet to discuss this man to man.
Bastard.
[/quote
As Harry Hill says fight fight fight  ]

[vw]

I hope you're happy beerhuner.....2 blokes have been on tenterhooks for 3months and now its cancelled and its all down to you!


Bastard

She said you totally understand according to her uke post, then come here all upset, anyway she sounds a bit delicate if she has to cancel bookings for that.


Bit sad being on tenterhooks really, no point blaming other punters, maybe blame her for being oversensitive, nothing said was particularly hurtful especially anything said by beerhunter.

Dry your eyes !   

Have reported you to Admin for being such a dick !

[The Outsider]

I'm guessing that PaintingMan is joking and that Beerhunter forgot his sense of humour?

Otherwise, it's all a bit unsavory. 

[Shearer1955]

Must admit I thought it was a joke but it seems to have blown up

[Beerhunter]

I'm a bloke whos been brought up in rough areas, ex boxer, ex army, trust me, this man isnt joking or being humerous. How is ending a sentance/post in "bastard", joking?

PM me keyboard warrior, still waiting m8.

[The Outsider]

I'm a bloke whos been brought up in rough areas, ex boxer, ex army, trust me, this man isnt joking or being humerous. How is ending a sentance/post in "bastard", joking?

PM me keyboard warrior, still waiting m8.

Regardless of PaintingMan's comments, there is no place for threats of violence.    You're bang out of order.

Edit: Too late; you're gone!

[PaintingMan]

I'm a bloke whos been brought up in rough areas, ex boxer, ex army, trust me, this man isnt joking or being humerous. How is ending a sentance/post in "bastard", joking?

PM me keyboard warrior, still waiting m8.

I'm afraid your humour had seriously been bypassed, id say that even the most humourless of people could see that it was a joke.... Well everyone except you and Virtual waster it seems.


If you look at the Brooke status bollocks youll also see i even commented in there backing you up.

As for keyboard warrior, is there anything that screams keyboard warrior more than the words " I'm ex army, boxer and grew up in rough area "?

Wanker  .  <-------- note the added smilie


Oh and I grew up on the mean streets of Shropshire...... Trust me some of those farmers girls can be cruel.....

[PaintingMan]

If I can make an appeal to admin to unban beerhunter, my joke has backfired and I've not taken offence at the "threats"...... Anyway he'd need to find me 1st, even I dont kbnow where I am half the time! 

[James999]

I'm a bloke whos been brought up in rough areas, ex boxer, ex army, trust me, this man isnt joking or being humerous. How is ending a sentance/post in "bastard", joking? PM me keyboard warrior, still waiting m8.

You sound one tough dude

Hidden Image/Members Only

[Looking4fun]

If I can make an appeal to admin to unban beerhunter, my joke has backfired and I've not taken offence at the "threats"...... Anyway he'd need to find me 1st, even I dont kbnow where I am half the time! 

Joke or not,that doesn't excuse him threatening another member.

[PaintingMan]

Joke or not,that doesn't excuse him threatening another member.

Technically, he didn't though. He said he wanted to meet "to discuss it man to man" and then proceeded to lie about....I mean tell everyone how rock he was.

[Looking4fun]

Technically, he didn't though. He said he wanted to meet "to discuss it man to man" and then proceeded to lie about....I mean tell everyone how rock he was.

I wouldn't lose any sleep over it I've just caught up with the thread & I thought your post was meant as a joke.
Anyway anybody who talks about them self like he did with  "this man" you know they've got issues