How much would your partner or ex fetch per hour?

[hsn23]

Let's find out how well the lads are doing here.

My last ex would easily fetch £150/h. Brunette, Cypriot, nice face, slim bod, fat ass.

The one before a Chinese girl, called herself a BBC and no, not a big black cock - but a British born Chinese and she would fetch a solid £120/h.

Over to you 

[KenniLingus]

£1.50

[fisherofsouls]

My ex-wife woukd fetch a pint of milk from the paki shop

My ex-girlfriend on the other hand ... 

[Jamboney]

Some pics of my ex wife popped up on my fb newsfeed recently. She's got fat, so this with the mediocre service she used to provide she'd have a very dusty phone! £100ph tops.

[Spacecowb0y]

For looks she would be a solid £150/hr,but her attitude stinks she would end up out of business 

[Simplysimon]

Would gladly oay £200+ an hour for the girl I married , would walk nowadays

[Billy no mates]

For looks she would be a solid £150/hr,but her attitude stinks she would end up out of business 

Very much the reverse for me.

My wife looks fine/plain/average for a middle aged woman. What she does excel at is the effort she puts in.
So she would need to charge £100ph for the first 6 months, then I suspect she could double her price and still hold on to her regulars

[Cabbie]

£100 an hour but no repeat business as no effort whatsoever. No oral so if honest on profile worth fuck all.

[Blackpool Rock]

I wouldn't fuck her if she paid me but she's probably get £140/hr from her face pics and tarty dress sense.
However you'd have coughed up the money and she would have stashed it by the time she peeled off and you realised the reality wasn't as good as the expectation, cellulite; a bit of a belly and tits heading south aint good, pretty much a B&S really.
As for the service it's shit as virtually nothing is on offer, no oral, no anal and sex in mish or doggy is the limit, attitude is shit too 
 

[Home Alone]

Well, given that she'd now be 67, my "Ex", wherever she is, wouldn't have high earnings potential.

Still, no longer my problem.

[Jumping Jack Flash]

Well my other half no longer has any interest in sex so if you're able to get her to open her legs then you deserve a reward! Of course if you do succeed then she's not off sex she's off me. Never mind.....

[cueball]

My last ex would easily fetch £150/h.

You sure about that?  without her wrong un and swallowing being on the menu then she's not 150 quid..... no matter what shape her arse is 

[pewpewpew]

My GF offers me bareback so would quickly become a punting pariah after I post the first review

[munterhunter]

I have two ex partners and a child to each they both got a house and maintenance payments in addition to the child support the only element I had no issue with. So if I total the cost of the houses which have appreciated in value and the maintenance payments and divide that by the amount of sex I had..its easy to conclude its more cost effective to take the occasional punt. IfvI ever get the urge to remarry I will slap myself round the head find a woman I don't like and buy her a house. That way I'll still save a fortune on 2 sets of legal fees

[cueball]

IfvI ever get the urge to remarry I will slap myself round the head find a woman I don't like and buy her a house. That way I'll still save a fortune on 2 sets of legal fees

  quality that

[ClitTeaser]

You would need to pay mine?   Nobody would pay her.  Not that I'm bitter.

[jaydefo24]

1st gf: Hot 18 year old half Malaysian = £200ph
2nd: Super warm early 20s Eastern Europrean = £140ph
3rd: Slightly chubby but pretty Thai girl = £120ph
4th: English woman very pretty mid-30s, massive breasts slim waste not into quick sex = £150 one client per week.
5th: Early 20s English girl, totally sexed up, warm smart and slutty and the best fuck ever £160 ph
6th: Japanese girl looked about 15 but late 20s... very sexual, size 6 big butt though £150ph
7th: English woman, pretty but getting chubby and and getting on a bit £110ph.

Gone down hill damn. At least it's been a good ride.

[5th Musketeer]

My GF offers me bareback so would quickly become a punting pariah after I post the first review

[djs1969]

After seeing her latest pics on fb (shes got fat from hitting the bottle) id say £100 .but wouldnt get any repeat business as the sex was always routine.and she never made me come twice!

[will-ow]

my ex... probably could do 120p/hr but if her regular work attitude went onto escorting... she'd lose many a client!

[TheBSG]

Ex number 1 would be over 150 per hour. 5'7", size 10, huge tits and was sex mad.

Ex number 2 would be lucky to get 60 per hour. Petite to the point of anorexic, no tits, frigid.

The wife would probably get 100 to 120. Size 10, good body, great tits. Average facially, no anal and can't suck cock to save her life but enthusiastic and willing in all other areas

[MelissaHoney]

I am not sure if I am supposed to post anywhere on this site (if admin may indicate, as I am a daft blonde...so don't ban me just show me the correct path), but reading this thread, I could not stop smiling... To be scientific now, which are the criteria you used to put an hourly price?

[hsn23]

I am not sure if I am supposed to post anywhere on this site (if admin may indicate, as I am a daft blonde...so don't ban me just show me the correct path), but reading this thread, I could not stop smiling... To be scientific now, which are the criteria you used to put an hourly price?

Quite simple really. Looks and services provided compared to prossies on the market. 

[hantshagger]

my ex would fetch one pound an hour..... she is (well, was) drop dead gorgeous though.   I'm just always keen to find (or even to offer)  a bargain!

[biker-boy]

Old joke, apologies if you've heard it before -
Husband suggests that the wife earns some money 'on the street', so off she goes one evening, comes back with £100.50.
Husband - "£100 and 50 pence? Who gave you the 50 pence??"
Wife - "They all did!"

[hungrypunt]

Fuck all, absolutely fuck all 

[HKS15]

My last bird was nothing special, but hotter than a lot of the dogs I've seen working successfully in top Manchester parlours, so £120.

[webpunter]

Minus 150 quid
You've got to factor in that anyone shagging her would have to cough up 150 for shoes & about the same for a handbag - total = 300
Nett = 150   

[Kendrig]

Fuck all after the first visit.
No OWO, never stops yapping, talks shit all the time (that's rimming gone).
Would request you to get a shower, while your there .... gone shopping

[RobE23]

Told my ex I would put her on the streets, she said you won't get much for me, I said I would if you sold it by the lbs...

[scutty brown]

Only way I could sell my ex-wife is by the weight for bacon. Stick a label on her saying "large white" and no-one could tell the difference

[Zeusthedoc]

I've got exs from multiple different ranges:
£150-£200 down to £80ph (where pretty much anything other than just sex is an extra).

Then there is always the one most likely to call herself a courtesan, she'd want £250-300 but would be worth about £60ph!

[np500]

She'd have to pay me now, but she'd want a refund as no way could I get it up for her now, 25 years ago it was 5 or 6 times a day, couldn't leave her alone, how times change !

[Uoti2]

5th: Early 20s English girl, totally sexed up, warm smart and slutty and the best fuck ever £160 ph

Ex number 1 would be over 150 per hour. 5'7", size 10, huge tits and was sex mad.

I can't be the only one who read these posts earlier in the thread and ever since has been trying desperately not to yell, "Why the fuck is this an ex?!"

Yeah yeah, don't ask don't tell, never rub another man's rhubarb, nobody really knows what passes between partners / man and wife / whatever words we're meant to use this week, etc. etc.

Fuck. Huge tits and sex mad. Totally sexed up and the best fuck ever.
Fucking hell.

[onefortheboys]

At the weekend my wife demanded that I handcuff her to the bed and fuck her up the ass. £200

[hullad]

Frig all


 

[Space Monkey]

About as much as your average Romanian, since she shares exactly the same work ethic (or lack of it).

[LondonKink]

I have two ex black girlfriends who after me went on Craigslist and maybe other places. East London cute big arse and north London cute big tits. Not WGs just normal
Girls

[daviemac]

I have two ex black girlfriends who after me went on Craigslist and maybe other places. East London cute big arse and north London cute big tits. Not WGs just normal
Girls

You've ignored the big red warning to revive this 12 month old thread to tell us that.     Can't wait for your next contribution.   

[Punterperson1971]

Never mind ex girlfriends I’ve seen women I used to go to school with and they would have to pay me to sleep with them think I’ve kept my age well for mid 40’s after seeing some of them on fb and in town.some of them same age as me look 10/15 years older must be them having kids that’s aged them glad I’ve got none.

[MrMatrix]

Never mind ex girlfriends I’ve seen women I used to go to school with and they would have to pay me to sleep with them think I’ve kept my age well for mid 40’s after seeing some of them on fb and in town.some of them same age as me look 10/15 years older must be them having kids that’s aged them glad I’ve got none.

Or they smoke 

[HarryZZ]

The wife's quite milfy, D cups, decent looking and quite enthusiastic but a poor blow although she  does either CIM or facial an no extra cost, at 53 would probably be down to £100 an hour.

[morgoth77]

my ex would not fetch more than £80 ph due to how big she is now

[m4rmite]

Hmmmm, i guess it would be whatever the going rate for fucking a dead body would be.

Fanny tighter than a jew's wallet and probably fall asleep on the job - so would get robbed but not know it.


I'm going to go with sweet FA

[boardyhell]

body wise and face as an indie 200 to 250 easy as an escort and companion ,as a wife i have better at hod @ 70 most weeks

[Plan R]

My ex (blonde) would be a 110 an hour inc rimming, bdsm receiving, spanking receiving but no swallow.
My ex ex (brunette) a 150 an hour GFE

However they would both be   

[One Eyed Snake]

I’d have to pay someone to shag her.

[GoodIdea]

My ex (blonde) would be a 110 an hour inc rimming, bdsm receiving, spanking receiving but no swallow.
My ex ex (brunette) a 150 an hour GFE

However they would both be   

Jesus. Where can you get that service for 110 an hour?

[threechilliman]

Jesus. Where can you get that service for 110 an hour?

With his ex!!

[GoodIdea]

With his ex!!

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