VERY DELICIOUS LUANA -London (Kensington)

[king tarzan]

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Extremely friendly Brazilian brown skinned

About 5'9 in height
Pretty face
Super hot hot tight curvy figure size 10 to 12
Fake muffins
But all rest is REAL
LOVELY LEGS AND BUT


smelt delicious

Deep tongue kissing
Lots of mango licking
Lots of oral without condom on my king size lion bar with eye contact!!
Good missionary penetration.
Round 2 same

Showed me footage of her being Brazil state model winner
I knew upon first visual contact that she had some sort of model back ground.

Very good
Highly recommend


ATTITUDE 10/10
Girlfriend experience 10/10
PHYSICAL CONSTRUCTION 7.9/10

[BillGoldberg]

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Extremely friendly Brazilian brown skinned

About 5'9 in height
Pretty face
Super hot hot tight curvy figure size 10 to 12
Fake muffins
But all rest is REAL
LOVELY LEGS AND BUT


smelt delicious

Deep tongue kissing
Lots of mango licking
Lots of oral without condom on my king size lion bar with eye contact!!
Good missionary penetration.
Round 2 same

Showed me footage of her being Brazil state model winner
I knew upon first visual contact that she had some sort of model back ground.

Very good
Highly recommend


ATTITUDE 10/10
Girlfriend experience 10/10
PHYSICAL CONSTRUCTION 7.9/10

No CIM
No facials

£150/hr
Im out

[Brazilian Martian]

No CIM
No facials


£150/hr
Im out

  I agree , when I'm paying 150 I'm expecting porn service cim,owo, a levels

[king tarzan]

No CIM
No facials

£150/hr
Im out

Facials fingering cim not bothered about

A levels a big fat no


Long as I get

Heavy passionate deep tongue kissing
Mango licking
Oral without condom
And penetration 2 protected in 1hour I am happy

[Brazilian Martian]

External Link/Members Only


Extremely friendly Brazilian brown skinned

About 5'9 in height
Pretty face
Super hot hot tight curvy figure size 10 to 12
Fake muffins
But all rest is REAL
LOVELY LEGS AND BUT


smelt delicious

Deep tongue kissing
Lots of mango licking
Lots of oral without condom on my king size lion bar with eye contact!!
Good missionary penetration.
Round 2 same

Showed me footage of her being Brazil state model winner
I knew upon first visual contact that she had some sort of model back ground.

Very good
Highly recommend


ATTITUDE 10/10
Girlfriend experience 10/10
PHYSICAL CONSTRUCTION 7.9/10

  what state was she from

[king tarzan]

what state was she from

I can't remember the name
She showed me footage of her on catwalk and a crown on
In company of other fit honeys

[Brazilian Martian]

I can't remember the name
She showed me footage of her on catwalk and a crown on
In company of other fit honeys

Ok how sweet was the mango out of 10

[claretandblue]

7.9 out of 10? You sure she wasnt 7.8?

[king tarzan]

7.9 out of 10? You sure she wasnt 7.8?

She is very good sexy looking

[SaneOnes]

Fake muffins??? You do realize that muffin is a euphemism for a vagina? Pussy/Cunt? But you meant breasts.

I gotta say this, you spend a lot of money on girls who don't offer services that are usually expected at those rates or at even cheaper rates. You seem to be happy as long as these girls have the "looks of a glamour model". Glad you are so easily pleased but ultimately you write useless reviews of overpriced prossies. I bet you would think MissKDD was a shit punt because she doesn't have the "model looks" despite providing with a top not PSE.

[Brazilian Martian]

Fake muffins??? You do realize that muffin is a euphemism for a vagina? Pussy/Cunt? But you meant breasts.

I gotta say this, you spend a lot of money on girls who don't offer services that are usually expected at those rates or at even cheaper rates. You seem to be happy as long as these girls have the "looks of a glamour model". Glad you are so easily pleased but ultimately you write useless reviews of overpriced prossies. I bet you would think MissKDD was a shit punt because she doesn't have the "model looks" despite providing with a top not PSE.

If you find his reviews useless then don't  read them simple as that, also I like how you name drop another prossie are you a misskdd fanboy  trying to drum up business for her

[king tarzan]

If you find his reviews useless then don't  read them simple as that, also I like how you name drop another prossie are you a misskdd fanboy  trying to drum up business for her

thanks buddy...

[king tarzan]

Ok how sweet was the mango out of 10

extremely delicious had a very heavy helping!

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Fake muffins??? You do realize that muffin is a euphemism for a vagina? Pussy/Cunt? But you meant breasts.

I gotta say this, you spend a lot of money on girls who don't offer services that are usually expected at those rates or at even cheaper rates. You seem to be happy as long as these girls have the "looks of a glamour model". Glad you are so easily pleased but ultimately you write useless reviews of overpriced prossies. I bet you would think MissKDD was a shit punt because she doesn't have the "model looks" despite providing with a top not PSE.

Gotta say, punting is about escaping from business/home life, spending how much you want to/can afford to enjoy naked time with a bird you find attractive, enjoying yourself and shooting your muck as many times as you want/can, if that's delivered and you are happy as a punter that's all that matters, each to his own, we take what we want from the reviews, it's not for us to judge what's right for other individuals....

[claretandblue]

Fake muffins??? You do realize that muffin is a euphemism for a vagina? Pussy/Cunt? But you meant breasts.

I gotta say this, you spend a lot of money on girls who don't offer services that are usually expected at those rates or at even cheaper rates. You seem to be happy as long as these girls have the "looks of a glamour model". Glad you are so easily pleased but ultimately you write useless reviews of overpriced prossies. I bet you would think MissKDD was a shit punt because she doesn't have the "model looks" despite providing with a top not PSE.

Not sure why you are digging out tarzan?From your reviews you seemingly dont even punt in london?

[bigthickdick]

Gotta say, punting is about escaping from business/home life, spending how much you want to/can afford to enjoy naked time with a bird you find attractive, enjoying yourself and shooting your muck as many times as you want/can, if that's delivered and you are happy as a punter that's all that matters, each to his own, we take what we want from the reviews, it's not for us to judge what's right for other individuals....

well said 

[bigthickdick]

Not sure why you are digging out tarzan?From your reviews you seemingly dont even punt in london?

he's a troll... he was having a go at another reliable, well established punter the other week on the nw reviews section 

[SaneOnes]

Not sure why you are digging out tarzan?From your reviews you seemingly dont even punt in london?

I do punt in London and have done so before joining this site but since then I had moved residence. And every single girl in London, who I have seen so far, has been reviewed extensively on here, so, unless I have a negative/neutral experience or a positive one with someone fairly new, I don't see any point in reviewing. And, no, I wasn't trolling this guy or was having a go at the other guy, was only saying it how I saw it.

[king tarzan]

Fake muffins??? You do realize that muffin is a euphemism for a vagina? Pussy/Cunt? But you meant breasts.

I gotta say this, you spend a lot of money on girls who don't offer services that are usually expected at those rates or at even cheaper rates. You seem to be happy as long as these girls have the "looks of a glamour model". Glad you are so easily pleased but ultimately you write useless reviews of overpriced prossies. I bet you would think MissKDD was a shit punt because she doesn't have the "model looks" despite providing with a top not PSE.

just very simply DO NOT READ MY REVIEWS THEN
YOUR VERY NEGATIVE FINE
STAY AWAY FROM MY REVIEWS IF THEY ARE NOT YOUR TYPE OR PRICE RANGE.

[SaneOnes]

he's a troll... he was having a go at another reliable, well established punter the other week on the nw reviews section 

What exactly makes a punter "reliable" and/or "well established"? What makes you or anyone else any less reliable or less established? What exactly is your point of reference?

[peter purves]

She showed me footage of her on catwalk and a crown on
In company of other fit honeys

  (Wow!!)

[king tarzan]

(Wow!!)

she is extremely hot and very friendly..

[SaneOnes]

just very simply DO NOT READ MY REVIEWS THEN
YOUR VERY NEGATIVE FINE
STAY AWAY FROM MY REVIEWS IF THEY ARE NOT YOUR TYPE OR PRICE RANGE.

Yes, I intend to do so from now on, now that I have got the drift of what to expect - my issue was neither the type nor the price range but hey ho. Thanks for responding.

[Brazilian Martian]

Yes, I intend to do so from now on, now that I have got the drift of what to expect - my issue was neither the type nor the price range but hey ho. Thanks for responding.

Next time go and rant and name drop the other prossie at speakers corner maybe people there will take you more serious. Another sad fanboy name dropping prossies that has nothing to do with ops review

[SaneOnes]

You have no idea as to what you're talking about. I can make my own mind up, I can have my own opinions without using pointless labels such as "sad fanboy" which I'm not or "namedropper" which I didn't do. I mentioned a renowned prossie to make a point, nothing else. I don't like this guy's style of writing reviews, and I gave my reasons why. I'm not sure why it's so difficult to understand. Even OP has confronted me which I have accepted. You do not need to stir further unnecessary shit by using pointless labels. Speaker's corner? Oh the delusion! All this because I just didn't agree with someone. What makes you think that we are all dying to be "taken seriously"? We are all whores in the end.

[Brazilian Martian]

You have no idea as to what you're talking about. I can make my own mind up, I can have my own opinions without using pointless labels such as "sad fanboy" which I'm not or "namedropper" which I didn't do. I mentioned a renowned prossie to make a point, nothing else. I don't like this guy's style of writing reviews, and I gave my reasons why. I'm not sure why it's so difficult to understand. Even OP has confronted me which I have accepted. You do not need to stir further unnecessary shit by using pointless labels. Speaker's corner? Oh the delusion! All this because I just didn't agree with someone. What makes you think that we are all dying to be "taken seriously"? We are all whores in the end.

Speak for yourself if you want to call yourself a whore

[SaneOnes]

Speak for yourself if you want to call yourself a whore

I knew you wouldn't get that. Anyway, happy punting/taking yourself seriously and all that! I need dinner. Enjoy yours.

[king tarzan]

You have no idea as to what you're talking about. I can make my own mind up, I can have my own opinions without using pointless labels such as "sad fanboy" which I'm not or "namedropper" which I didn't do. I mentioned a renowned prossie to make a point, nothing else. I don't like this guy's style of writing reviews, and I gave my reasons why. I'm not sure why it's so difficult to understand. Even OP has confronted me which I have accepted. You do not need to stir further unnecessary shit by using pointless labels. Speaker's corner? Oh the delusion! All this because I just didn't agree with someone. What makes you think that we are all dying to be "taken seriously"? We are all whores in the end.

Could you please kindly in detail expand on
what you don't like about the style of my writing?
Would be good to know?

[SaneOnes]

Well, in general what would be productive review is that, if it has a bit more details of the venue/location - how discreet it is, what's the reception situation like if it's a hotel. Bit more details of the blowjob techniques - doesn't need to be graphic unless you want it to be. Sometimes some prossies list services to be provided "at discretion" as well as just on its own. It can't be both. Your review is more like a bullet point outline which obviously works for some members. But I do understand that you give the 'glamour model looks' more priority over most things. Cheers.

[king tarzan]

Well, in general what would be productive review is that, if it has a bit more details of the venue/location - how discreet it is, what's the reception situation like if it's a hotel. Bit more details of the blowjob techniques - doesn't need to be graphic unless you want it to be. Sometimes some prossies list services to be provided "at discretion" as well as just on its own. It can't be both. Your review is more like a bullet point outline which obviously works for some members. But I do understand that you give the 'glamour model looks' more priority over most things. Cheers.

I get to the point on the review
If I was to go to ladies I rent for 30 mins to an hour and want to know about them
Comment on things in the room the carpet etc etc I will be shitting and pissing away very very valuable deep tongue kissing time

In my reviews I get to the nitty gritty immediately with descriptive details that hammers the spot on point
Can't be bothered with reviews she said this I said that her shoes were nice she wore a nice watch bollox etc etc

In my life I am a to the point man

If my reviews were shit then the chaps would not be sending me personal messages just to stamp the mark of approval of there intended visit to so and so.
I can surely say my reviews on here carry Bruce lee 1inch punch power.
So pal I rest my case!

[SaneOnes]

Well, I'm sure the reviews could still do with some details in general which is how the majority of the reviews are written on here anyway. Yes, you are happy as long the girl looks like a "glamour model" and is enthusiastic about DFK which is 100% fair because these are your own reviews but that's not all every member on here is looking in a punt, so, a review needs to be more balanced with all-round information. I am not trying to force you to change your style. You punt with some great looking girls, so, I don't mind looking for reviews by other reviewers of the same girls. I wasn't going out of my way to offend you personally which some other members have alluded to, my criticism was solely of your writing style.

[king tarzan]

Well, I'm sure the reviews could still do with some details in general which is how the majority of the reviews are written on here anyway. Yes, you are happy as long the girl looks like a "glamour model" and is enthusiastic about DFK which is 100% fair because these are your own reviews but that's not all every member on here is looking in a punt, so, a review needs to be more balanced with all-round information. I am not trying to force you to change your style. You punt with some great looking girls, so, I don't mind looking for reviews by other reviewers of the same girls. I wasn't going out of my way to offend you personally which some other members have alluded to, my criticism was solely of your writing style.

Relax
Go to some of the ladies I review

[SaneOnes]

I most certainly will 

[stonedwolf]

Thanks for the review King Tarzan, am going through an extended Brazilian phase (excl. regulars) so will have to take a bite of DeliciousLuana. Plus. Who can say no to a mango as juicy and sweet as described? 

Now to make some time to post through this backlog of reviews I have 

[king tarzan]

Thanks for the review King Tarzan, am going through an extended Brazilian phase (excl. regulars) so will have to take a bite of DeliciousLuana. Plus. Who can say no to a mango as juicy and sweet as described? 

Now to make some time to post through this backlog of reviews I have 

Her mango was wet and juicy
I really enjoyed munching and slurping into it!

[king tarzan]

On casino escorts she is £600 an hour

Just goes to show adultworks is not so bad after all