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Author Topic: I'm a 37 year old virgin - this is going to get messy!  (Read 15704 times)

Thanks Lori.

I'm really,really scared!  I'm a good person but probably quite ugly and worried she will take one look at my haggard face and tell us to piss off.

Offline CatBBW

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Thanks Lori.

I'm really,really scared!  I'm a good person but probably quite ugly and worried she will take one look at my haggard face and tell us to piss off.

Any decent, professional WG will be fine with your looks, and the more experienced will have seen a lot worse, so please don't worry. Just be respectful, polite, clean (shower if she offers) and let her do her job by joining her on the bed.

Good luck ;)

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Thanks Lori.

I'm really,really scared!  I'm a good person but probably quite ugly and worried she will take one look at my haggard face and tell us to piss off.

I'm sure your not that bad!

Have you planned a date for the plunge yet?

Hope you post a field report. Will be interesting to read.

The punt is still a couple of weeks away yet.

For sure I'll do a field report but won't have anything to compare it to!

Thanks Lori.

I'm really,really scared!  I'm a good person but probably quite ugly and worried she will take one look at my haggard face and tell us to piss off.

Don't worry about! Just make sure you are clean (shave your balls), polite, respectful and have the correct fee. WG's are mentally trained to deal with unattractive and they will respond to your kindness. You may find you can't get hard, don't worry about because it happens to most people sometimes. Just focus on kissing, touching, relax when she's giving you oral, have a massage or give her a massage. Don't set any expectations on yourself, you have nothing to prove to the WG.

Good luck

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Thanks Lori.

I'm really,really scared!  I'm a good person but probably quite ugly and worried she will take one look at my haggard face and tell us to piss off.

One mans beast is another mans beauty.  You may think you are not attractive but not all women are attracted to conventional good looks. Some prefer a fun personality and some prefer someone who can stimulate their minds.
At the end of the day a good prossie can find something attractive in almost every punter, be it the way they smile or crinkly their eyes etc.
A prossie is pretty shit at her job if she tells men to piss off just because they are not facially attractive to her.  as I just posted on another thread, as long as clean and polite you are guaranteed a shag with a prossie

That's great Dani thanks, I can do clean and polite as good as anyone!


A bit disappointed at the moment - Have just checked out the private gallery of the WG I was thinking of losing my virginity to and it turns out she isn't quite what I am looking for.  She looks okay, not stunning though and at the very least 5 years older than the 30 on her profile.

Seeing as this is going to be my first (and possibly only) time to get laid I may as well go out with a bang and try to locate the fittest girl I can possibly find.  While my original target has a great body, her face isn't quite what I'm after. BOBFOC.   :thumbsdown:  Glad to have found out in time, still have a couple of weeks to find a replacement.  Any suggestions would be welcomed.

Offline Ali Katt

A bit disappointed at the moment - Have just checked out the private gallery of the WG I was thinking of losing my virginity to and it turns out she isn't quite what I am looking for.  She looks okay, not stunning though and at the very least 5 years older than the 30 on her profile.

Seeing as this is going to be my first (and possibly only) time to get laid I may as well go out with a bang and try to locate the fittest girl I can possibly find.  While my original target has a great body, her face isn't quite what I'm after. BOBFOC.   :thumbsdown:  Glad to have found out in time, still have a couple of weeks to find a replacement.  Any suggestions would be welcomed.
I think you need criteria. Do you want to see a woman around your age or younger? Personally, for your first punt I'd see someone who is British as it will make communication easier. Many escorts lie about their age.

I can't help you with girls in that area, but there are other punters on here from the West Midlands, who might have recommendations.

When you have sex for the first time, you don't actually feel like you lost anything. You still feel the same. At least women can break their hymen (if they haven't stabbed themselves with a dildo or gone horseback riding) when they first have sex. You should be able to at least shed something on your meatus lol. Virginity for men isn't as exalted as it is for women, yet we get ridiculed for it.

Anyways, your first time probably won't be your best, so just relax and enjoy yourself. Good luck.

Offline Daffodil

Finally decided to take the plunge and pop the cherry at the ripe old age of 37 !


I'm guessing you're a Tottenham fan, aren't you all virgins?

Offline tightfoot69

Thanks Lori.

I'm really,really scared!  I'm a good person but probably quite ugly and worried she will take one look at my haggard face and tell us to piss off.

If I have not been turned away then nobody will.

https://www.adultwork.com/1245636


This WG has a great profile, sounds really intelligent and is quite pretty (I've checked her private gallery) In an ideal world I'd prefer someone skinnier but she sounds sweet and caring, the perfect girl to lose my virginity to.



Offline lovingfacials

Sweet & caring...............

wtf are you going to fuck her or take her home to Mum????

Oy Vey

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This WG has a great profile, sounds really intelligent and is quite pretty (I've checked her private gallery) In an ideal world I'd prefer someone skinnier but she sounds sweet and caring, the perfect girl to lose my virginity to.

I see she offers a strap on service, I wonder if she's 'sweet and caring' when she fucks you up your arse  :D

Offline Tailpipe

LF

12 days we have been hearing about this first punt think he just needs to crack-on and do it.

Offline lovingfacials

LF

12 days we have been hearing about this first punt think he just needs to crack-on and do it.

+1

I understand nerves but time to 'man up'

Offline lovingfacials

I see she offers a strap on service, I wonder if she's 'sweet and caring' when she fucks you up your arse  :D

Daf,

No if you read her blog she is 'caring & sweet' during this service, and as seasoned pro's we know that is 'code' and that is a vast difference to being sweet and caring :D

I've been waiting 20+ years to lose my cherry, another 3 weeks ain't gonna make much difference.

 I live over 400 miles from this WG and will be passing through the area in a few weeks time.

Offline Tailpipe

Another 21 days before it happens  :scare:

You could punt local

No don't answer that

Offline potato

With all this preparation, you wouldn't have a  brother called AnthG would you?  :D   (sorry Ant, joking honestly!)

Offline tightfoot69

Osvaldo, where abouts are you looking to punt?

Offline Tailpipe

"I've been waiting 20+ years to lose my cherry, another 3 weeks ain't gonna make much difference.

 I live over 400 miles from this WG and will be passing through the area in a few weeks time."


Why he wants to punt 400 miles from home and think about it for 5 weeks we have not being
able to get our heads round as yet

Offline lovingfacials

I've been waiting 20+ years to lose my cherry, another 3 weeks ain't gonna make much difference.

 I live over 400 miles from this WG and will be passing through the area in a few weeks time.

it is..........your putting the pussy on a pedestal..........(name that quote)


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