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Author Topic: I'm a 37 year old virgin - this is going to get messy!  (Read 15700 times)

Offline lovingfacials

Sounds like there are often bogus threads appearing on here that claim to be from  virgins

There really isn't anything I can say that will convince some people so I'm not going to worry too much about it, I have more important things to worry about.

As the magician Joseph Dunninger once put it 'For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who do not believe, no explanation will suffice.'

Can someone check the link I put up earlier to if the girl is reputabl

She lloks genuine, been member coming on for three years, lots of feedback from punters also with lots of feedback, ide say she is the real deal and is a safe bet re safety wise..............re seeing virgins dont know email or phone her to get vibe..........

I'm really concerned about the entry and exit from her place and the danger of being mugged.  Particularly on the way in, I'm going to have £140 cash on me.

Offline Tailpipe



""Can someone check the link I put up earlier to if the girl is reputable""?





She has 79 positive feedback she is Verified Member she is not cheap.

Her profile is 3 years old. 

Read her profile every word so there are no misunderstands.

She says that she is 30 they often lie but whatever.

She is experienced WG

This is about as good as it gets, in terms of a safe punt. 


« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 05:29:23 PM by Tailpipe »

Offline mh

As the magician Joseph Dunninger once put it 'For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who do not believe, no explanation will suffice.'

Are you sure he was a magician? Sounds more like a minister of religion... sounds like the kind of bollocks spouted by them anyway: "don't worry about stupid things like proof and explanations, just have faith".

Probably belongs in off topic, but the crossover between magicians and religion is interesting. I once watched a hypnotist fool gullible idiots into performing random acts of stupidity on stage, but the chosen ones were effectively self-selecting based on a number of "tests". The people remaining after the "tests" stage were clearly the most easily influenced and gullible. Those with any rational thought had failed to "respond" correctly and were eliminated. Those following religions under their own will (as opposed to a mandated religion) are those who "need" it.

Thanks Tailpipe,  I like her profile, she has rules set out, says she is clean and doesn't have tats or piercing which are a turnoff  for me. Sounds reasonably intelligent. I don't want to go bareback or try any kinky stuff, I just want to gain some experience of sex and come away from it still a safe and healthy person.

The meet is still a month away, should I leave the email to her until a few days beforehand so my requests and situation are still fresh in her memory by the time I arrive?

Offline Tailpipe

OA

WGs do not work a month in advance much can happen in that time frame.

Would recommend you email her 2 days before if you have already done the booking form.

Tell her what you expect from the punt then she will be able to provide you with
What you require.

Just a point BB is for girlfriends and wife's it has no place in the  punting world.  :vomit: 


« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 05:53:15 PM by Tailpipe »

Offline Hetfield

Just a point BB is for girlfriends and wife's it has no place in the  punting world.  :vomit:

QFT


Offline lovelysofia92

What does that mean please.

   
QFT = Quoted For the Truth.
Is used after a quote.
States that you agree with this person.
Usually used on internet forums

Source: UrbanDictionary

Offline Tailpipe

i think it means he agreed with the senament of the post

Offline rpg

Cheers, never noticed that before.

Are you sure he was a magician? Sounds more like a minister of religion... sounds like the kind of bollocks spouted by them anyway: "don't worry about stupid things like proof and explanations, just have faith".

Probably belongs in off topic, but the crossover between magicians and religion is interesting. I once watched a hypnotist fool gullible idiots into performing random acts of stupidity on stage, but the chosen ones were effectively self-selecting based on a number of "tests". The people remaining after the "tests" stage were clearly the most easily influenced and gullible. Those with any rational thought had failed to "respond" correctly and were eliminated. Those following religions under their own will (as opposed to a mandated religion) are those who "need" it.

Google defines him as a "mentalist", mh; and with regard to the quotation the OP gave us, my thought is "whatevva".


Offline Matt12

And I thought I left it late.  Your story sounds very familiar Mr Ardiles.   I was just turning 28, never had a gf long enough to get to sexy times and realised I really needed to get started, never exactly a pussy magnet myself a WG was the easiest option.   
I don't want to give you the jitters but it almost certainly won't go well, but you  should do it and resolve to go again quite soon after. 

Here's my "awkward popping cheery with escort at ripe old age" story, probably like many others on here but fuck it... one more to the pile.

I had texted earlier in the day to arrange, the AW profile said not to text but I was too nervous to call so gave it a punt.  She replied and all was sorted for a 10pm booking.  The maid opened the door, she was young and cute and giggling, she led me to the bedroom.  The WG was nice, Polish, older than her pictures suggested on AW which was a little bit of a turn off but by no means ugly or fat.   She was professional and put some effort into it, she had just had a shower before I got there, her hair was still wet, I think she expected me to be late.   I simply stated it was my first time but left the impression it was my first time with an escort.  She took the lead.  All was going well until the rubber went on.  I'm not massive but it felt tight and I lost all sensation.  Started in missionary - I could barely feel a thing, I had to look down to check I was inside her!   
I've since concluded that she might have been a bit loose, but also years of wanking I had conditioned Mr Wiggly for more tactile stimulation than what I was getting here.  I was going a bit soft so she whipped off the condom and started sucking away.  She then commanded me "now you cum in my mouth" - my nerves kicked in and before you know I was soft as could be and numb in every respect.  My mind was reeling, I was panicking - turns out I'm not a stud as all the porns suggested I should be.
Here's the bit that I've since realised this girl was perhaps unusually sympathetic.  She tugged away at my now very maliable wormy thing for a while, she even commanded me to have a tug myself but my nerves were in charge now.  She got up and said I needed to see a doctor.  Can't honestly remember what I said to that, she asked in broken English if I liked the maid?  Slightly stunned I said "yes".   
She walks out and in comes the maid, now very much not giggly, slightly put-out but proceeds to undress, (she had amazing boobs but not great in the face department, but cute still).  No English what so ever but somehow I'm on my back and she's sucking away.   I still couldn't "cum in mouth now!" but did manage to tug off a facial while standing over her - which she really didn't want by the look on her face just before, but perversely that actually helped me I think.
As I was leaving I gave her another 20, but the whole thing was kind of a blur, I don't remember leaving the place or getting into my car.   

I laugh and cringe at the whole thing as I'm sure most do but I don't think I'll ever forget it. 

The main thing I took from it is that it is by no means as amazing or life changing an experience as you think it should be.  Days later I was dealing with women easier thinking - it's no big deal, "you have no mysteries of power over me", even though the experience was very awkward. 
The only thing I wish I had done was to go again somewhere else very soon after (too embarrassed to show up there again!).  I left it another year before going to an escort again and to some extent the whole thing played out the same - just without the cute maid ending.
   
The only time I've felt comfortable enough to cum was when I went twice in a week (two different girls), the first visit, didn't lose wood but just couldn't cum.  The second time I was in a "fuck it who cares" mood and it worked.  I wish I had kept that up as I've since had the same trouble and it puts me off for months and sometimes years between visits.

This is still an issue and very much why I'm on this forum as I need to get back on the horse and get my head straight and confidence in the this department up.

Thanks Matt12 for being so honest and helpful.  I'm under no illusions whatsoever that it is going to go anything other than poorly the first time.   I'm a realist and am trying to set my expectations as low as possible.  I just want to be safe, that is  my main concern at the moment.  I know myself really, really well and know exactly what I like and don't like so going to be 100% honest with her in an email, tell her all my fears and insecurities and what I would like her to do in the hope that she is a reasonably considerate human being and doesn't mess me about.


https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=8661.0

Might be an idea to take a look at this thread....

While im no virgin.... i found it nervous visiting escorts and the experience was never quite what id built it up to be in my head and only had a couple of decent meets,  then i came across above link and it turns out a faor few posters tjemselves use pills... so i ordered some from the link provided in the 3rd post and ever since my ive had some fantastic punts as i was able to just relax... its strange as am conpletely fine outside of punting world but inside it have found that half a pill goes a long way

Sorry mate, won't touch drugs, not even an aspirin for a headache!

You've had some good advice on here, OA.  I'd add two things:

1] you shouldn't assume a relatively high fee implies a similar quality, even though, as Tailpipe points out, she's experienced and will probably have had a few "punting virgins" in her bedroom;

2] When I've booked a new WG, I then make a point of briefly e-mailing her to tell her that I'm a disabled punter in his 60s and how those two facts might impact on our time together.  I don't go into my medical history so, as lovingfacials says, if you feel you need to tell her something about yourself, don't give her your life story in any pre-punt correspondence.  I'm not saying it won't be helpful, just that she won't be interested in all that information for a 1-hour punt.


Very much the real deal, ashamed to have left it so long.

Its nothing to be ashamed off!

I haven’t posted on here much but I am quite an experienced punter.

(1) Do your research. Read plenty of field reports here and go and have a look at the field reports on auto-censored. Be more wary of the reports on Adultwork. Make sure you choose a woman who is well regarded by experienced punters. Mature escorts are often a good bet in that they are likely to be better at dealing with nervous newbies.

(2) When you do choose someone, contact her and be cordial but be business-like. Don’t get too much into the lovey-dovey talk while you’re making the arrangements. They’ll be time for that at your meeting.

(3) When you go, be punctual and have the money to give her when you arrive. Don’t get there early as she may not appreciate it when she’s preparing or seeing out another client.

(4) Arrive freshly scrubbed (especially those intimate parts) and if offered a shower on arrival accept it even if you feel you don’t need it. That way she will see that you are clean and the perception of a clean client often leads to a dirtier experience!

(5) Do not get into heavy conversations about how she got into this business or whether she has a boyfriend. And don’t, if you like her, ask her out or tell her you think you love her! Be aware that no matter how well you get on, she will view it as a professional arrangement. Don’t try and contact her afterwards unless it’s to make another appointment.

(6) Having done all the above, and assuming that you’ve chosen someone suitable, relax and enjoy yourself.

There you go. That’s Diddley’s half dozen.

Don't be ashamed I'm 40 and only lost my virginity last weekend in a punt, no joke. The experience was a little disappointing even though the girl was extremely beautiful and kind. I didn't really get fully hard  during the whole punt, came in her mouth and she swallowed within 5mins of starting, rest was me just eating her out, which I quite liked anyway. Gonna go back though in a week or 2 to finish business properly :D this time going to try Kamagra.

Offline Ali Katt

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(3) When you go, be punctual and have the money to give her when you arrive. Don’t get there early as she may not appreciate it when she’s preparing or seeing out another client.
I don't give the money straight away as I may not want to stay. I wait a few minutes and gauge if she is a bitch or not, if the flat's a shithole, if she's got a baby or a dog present etc.

The profile you posted Osvaldo_Ardiles isn't worth bothering with IMHO. Too expensive, no OWO, bitchy profile text, too many rules, too many spelling mistakes = a lack of intelligence, as James says she is way older than 30, at least 35. She looks real and reputable, but will probably be a crap shag.

Offline Ali Katt

I just read this:
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Q. HOW DO I MAKE A BOOKING WITH YOU IF I WANT YOU TO COME TO ME ?    A. CALL ME THEN MAKE THE BOOKING USEING THE AW BOOKING SYSTEM BY CLICKING THE LINK THAT SAYS ARANGE A MEETING WITH BY THE RATES THEN FILL IN YOUR DETAILS IF UR NOT LOCAL U WILL HAVE TO CLICK ON OPTION 2 OR 3 IN PRIVATE GALLERY AND LEAVE A DEPOSIT THAT WILL BE TAKEN AWAY FROM THE TOTAL WHEN I GET TO U THE DEPOSIT U LEAVE DEPENDS ON THE DISTANCE I HAVE TO TRAVEL
Never, ever leave an advance deposit.

Offline pierrot

I dont know what really ticked your boxes about her but if Stoke on Trent is the place I'd be choosing this one.
 https://www.adultwork.com/1140268

Thanks pierrot, I'm looking to have a plan B in place and she might well be it although I prefer slim/skinny girls and she looks to have a bit more of a fuller figure.

Also thank-you to Mr Ali Katt for the advice and warnings about my intended punt.  Admittedly her profile doesn't do her any favours but did read the feedback and it says not to be too put off by this, she is more pleasant in person.  I'm really attracted to her pictures and they don't look photoshopped.

Have drafted out an email that will be sent to her three days before we meet. Her response to that will go along way to making my mind up whether to go ahead with her or not. If the feedback is to be believed she will be fine.  Been 100% honest with her about my situation but have limited it to the facts, just what she needs to know, as I want to approach it like a business transaction - she is providing a service that I want to avail of to help me move on with my life. I need to ensure I don't get attached emotionally.


Offline Lori

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Good luck on popping your cherry. Hope you have fun  :kiss:


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