MATURE JESSICA XXXX (Leytonstone, currently in Croydon)

[cunningman]

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A distant memory from last year ... well November or so.

I had low expectations, given the price.  But then the price made it worth a go.

She looks like the pictures, perhaps slightly heavier but not much.  She has a bit of belly.  Wasn't born yesterday either.  Comfy, somehow.  Not sure the slutty clothes suit her.

I think she was used to servicing the expats as it were, seemed to be surprised to have a white guy who likes DATY with MILFs.  It wasn't the best part of town, but I was on a mission.

By the time I finished she was saying 'Happy Pussy' and offered me chocolates, I was grinning, and was empty from doggy: nice PAWG I guess.

I think she did let go as it were, and I like that.  She seemed a contented soul, just surprised to see me and not be P&D'd.  Not PSE, but went with it.

I'd go again if she was convenient.

It was good value.  The LIDL of MILFs. Does what she says on the tin.

[Roth]

Link?

[pumps]

you forgot the link, but if its who im thinking.... and you went down on her 


Might give her a go though if she does the services I want.

[punk]

A distant memory from last year ... well November or so.

I had low expectations, given the price.  But then the price made it worth a go.

She looks like the pictures, perhaps slightly heavier but not much.  She has a bit of belly.  Wasn't born yesterday either.  Comfy, somehow.  Not sure the slutty clothes suit her.

I think she was used to servicing the expats as it were, seemed to be surprised to have a white guy who likes DATY with MILFs.  It wasn't the best part of town, but I was on a mission.

By the time I finished she was saying 'Happy Pussy' and offered me chocolates, I was grinning, and was empty from doggy: nice PAWG I guess.

I think she did let go as it were, and I like that.  She seemed a contented soul, just surprised to see me and not be P&D'd.  Not PSE, but went with it.

I'd go again if she was convenient.

It was good value.  The LIDL of MILFs. Does what she says on the tin.

Link?

[pumps]

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[punk]

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Is it the one you were thinking of?

[pumps]

Is it the one you were thinking of?

I know youre probably thinking "whats pumps on about" and that shes alright and you'd go down on her.

Just my personal opinion after looking at the PG. lol

[punk]

I know youre probably thinking "whats pumps on about" and that shes alright and you'd go down on her.

Just my personal opinion after looking at the PG. lol

Ah,that bad.

[cunningman]

you forgot the link, but if its who im thinking.... and you went down on her 

oops. :-(  (re: link)

I survived.

I saw no evidence of unwanted options and she explicitly refutes.

[cunningman]

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Slightly annoying that I can't edit the review and add, but yes - that's the one.
I'd much rather go down on an old girl who's happy to go with it and have some fun than some young princess who's wishing I'd stop and pump and get out.
Maybe if George Clooney showed up instead of Rab C Nesbitt, I'd have more fun with the young ones.  Or possibly they are just precious.

I'm sure there are plenty around who look hard as nails: she doesn't, which attracted me.  If you've ever been turned on by Frances De La Tour (slightly post Rising Damp ...) ...

Doesn't matter - she's in Croydon now and there's no damn way I'm going *there*.

[pumps]

Slightly annoying that I can't edit the review and add, but yes - that's the one.
I'd much rather go down on an old girl who's happy to go with it and have some fun than some young princess who's wishing I'd stop and pump and get out.
Maybe if George Clooney showed up instead of Rab C Nesbitt, I'd have more fun with the young ones.  Or possibly they are just precious.

I'm sure there are plenty around who look hard as nails: she doesn't, which attracted me.  If you've ever been turned on by Frances De La Tour (slightly post Rising Damp ...) ...

Doesn't matter - she's in Croydon now and there's no damn way I'm going *there*.

Fair play you get your pleasure from giving and knowing its being gratefully recieved, I'm the opposite.


also donno why the you won't see her again, Leytonstone and Croydon are both shit holes that are equally as shite as each other 

[HighlyMotivated]

I enjoyed the unconventional use of "wasn't born yesterday"

[SamLP]

I saw her early last year when she had just started out in Neasden but didn't get around to reviewing her. She doesn't like to kiss which made the punt a neutral. However if that doesn't bother you, the rest of her service was very good. Her owo was excellent and she raked her fingernails across the balls which was very pleasurable. She sure did know how to please a guy. I didn't return though because she didn't fk. Wouldn't mind seeing her for an oral meet but she's too far east now.

[pumps]

I saw her early last year when she had just started out in Neasden but didn't get around to reviewing her. She doesn't like to kiss which made the punt a neutral. However if that doesn't bother you, the rest of her service was very good. Her owo was excellent and she raked her fingernails across the balls which was very pleasurable. She sure did know how to please a guy. I didn't return though because she didn't fk. Wouldn't mind seeing her for an oral meet but she's too far east now.

Probably will go and see her then, based on this.

[SamLP]

Probably will go and see her then, based on this.

Just be weary, she bumped me off for about 8 minutes, and the first time I tried to see her, the maid had double booked and I was faced with a b&s.

[DubCee]

Good to see a positive review on this one as she has been on my HL for a while but no one had reviewed her yet. I bet there would be traffic flowing her way now

[Private Member]

Interesting that the one positive review on AW states 'Never Met'.

Despite my Romanian reservations I have to admit to being tempted to take a chance at those prices. Will have a word with Little Gaz when he next gets his urges 

[jimmyjackjones]

That One positive review on AW, was mine. I never punted her due to maid double booking, so I left the feedback stating this . She left positive feedback,  don't no why.

[Private Member]

That One positive review on AW, was mine. I never punted her due to maid double booking, so I left the feedback stating this . She left positive feedback,  don't no why.

Maybe she mistook you or was fishing for feedback.

Whilst you stated that you didn't meet, why did you leave a positive rather than a neutral?

[jimmyjackjones]

I Should have,But the the time she gave positive rating on feedback.So The while suitation did'nt bother me as it didn't ruin the other  punt for the day.

[DubCee]

Interesting that the one positive review on AW states 'Never Met'.

Despite my Romanian reservations I have to admit to being tempted to take a chance at those prices. Will have a word with Little Gaz when he next gets his urges 

AW reviews are useless anyway and a careful glance would show this.Countless WGs have glowing AW reviews but have provided crap services and hence have been reviewed negatively on UKP. A UKP search filters the good from the bad

[davidgood]

Thanks for the review.

I saw her profile back in early November and as I have had to be in the Leyton/Leytonstone area for work recently I made contact and got the post code and street name very quickly.

I was keen to give her a road test but over the next few months every time I rang all I got was ansaphone, and now she has moved out of reach to Croydon!!!

It will be interesting to see if she gets more reviews and comes back north of the River sometime.

Regards,

davidgood

[SamLP]

I managed to dig out a pm I had sent to another member towards the end of May. At the time she was called dirty jessica, and had been working a couple of days.

This is what I had written, so not any different to what I posted yesterday.

Booked to see Jessica again the next day and this time I saw her. Same girl as pics, says she's half Romanian, half Hungarian, no English so difficult to communicate. Same shit unfortunately, she's not into kissing but in general a much better punt than the other girl. Good owo and ball sucking, sex was good. She does have some touches to turn a guy on, good eye contact but again the kissing was virtually non-existent even though she did lean in a few times during sex to kiss, but only briefly.

[Mr Farkyhars]

OP, is she really 6'2" as her AW interview claims?

[SamLP]

OP, is she really 6'2" as her AW interview claims?

From memory she's more 5'6"

[pumps]

I was put off by that height too, but the picture of her standing infront of a door in heels confirmed to me that she was nowhere near 6ft  and was actually quite short.



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[punk]

I was put off by that height too, but the picture of her standing infront of a door in heels confirmed to me that she was nowhere near 6ft  and was actually quite short.



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Looks 5'6 in heels 5'4 without.

Around 1.6 m