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Author Topic: Stupid question  (Read 3424 times)

Offline Lz-129

But why is it called "A-Levels" and not just "Anal" on AW? Is there a reason for it or no?

Offline lovelysofia92

I don't know whether there's a particular reason for calling it that on AW; what I do know is that it's a commonly used term in the U.K and not so much in the U.S.

The term is obviously somewhat linked with the academic A-levels hence its wide usage in the U.K.

I always found the word as a kinky mix between anal and schoolgirls (a-levels)  :D

Offline CatBBW

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I thought it said "anal" and "anal play" *goes to look again*

Offline PuntingPete

I thought it said "anal" and "anal play" *goes to look again*

It does say A-levels or anal play.

Doesn't matter what they call it, we know exactly what it means  :D

Offline Herecomesbod

I am sure it comes from my bygone era where private adds were always full of code. Oral was O Levels and anal A Levels.

Offline CatBBW

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I thought it said "anal" and "anal play" *goes to look again*

Oh yes, I see it says "A levels".  :D

Offline Melb

O levels and A levels are old euphemisms for oral and anal sex from the time when prostitution was more underground. Used by madams when describing their girls' attributes "She's educated to O level dearie" .

Offline mh

I think it's quite amusing that the education system in this sexually repressed country of ours came up with two tiers of examination that matched by initial the most common "two tiers" of additional services from WGs.

I do tend to find many WGs' oral to be quite Ordinary. And I've found only a couple of WG's anal service could be classified as Advanced.

And of course "Anal Play" as used on AW can mean anything and nothing. I've seen some WGs use it to mean they will finger *your* arse but you can't even look at theirs.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2013, 04:15:42 PM by mh »

Offline pilgrim

Ive noticed it with the London based agencies with EE and Asians that they say A level qualified, O level, All services escort and also class a lady as being Adventurous. Often emphasising the  letter A.  The Asian agencies also break it down and state whether a WG provides a Basic A level service or Advanced A levels.

Offline mh

The Asian agencies also break it down and state whether a WG provides a Basic A level service or Advanced A levels.

I hadn't seen that. Do you know what it means?

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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i guess it sex slang like owo dfk etc?

Offline smiths

O levels and A levels are old euphemisms for oral and anal sex from the time when prostitution was more underground. Used by madams when describing their girls' attributes "She's educated to O level dearie" .

Indeed they are, from the days when i was called a "John" to my face all the time despite not being named John. ;)

Offline Acer

Also, I quite often read -open minded- now to me that sounds like someone who's rational, however this 'euphemism' is lost on me in the punting world? Anyone else confused?

Offline k

It's a plot by the guvment to tri 2 mayk us more edyoukated.

When I was young there were lot's of ads for French Lessons in newsagents.  Seems that things have moved on a lot since then.

Offline smiths

Also, I quite often read -open minded- now to me that sounds like someone who's rational, however this 'euphemism' is lost on me in the punting world? Anyone else confused?

A WG prepared to offer extensive services.

Its all Greek to me.... which was the old name for it

Offline Lz-129

Thanks guys, knew it was a stupid question, feel like a bit of an arse now  :)

Offline k

I never did get to see her, but who remembers Megan (I think her name was?).  She was in Oxford Street quite close to Bond Street tube.  She said in her adverts "Nothing too adventurous".  Apparently her speciality was Rimming (Giving). 


Offline haystacks79

feel like a bit of an arse now  :)

as long as you feel like the right bit, that's quite all right :D

Offline k

Thanks guys, knew it was a stupid question, feel like a bit of an arse now  :)
I'm sure MH won't mind you feeling his A-vatar.

Offline Lz-129

I'm sure MH won't mind you feeling his A-vatar.

Iam sure he won't  :thumbsup:

Offline LL

Its all Greek to me.... which was the old name for it
Yes they still call it that in Scandinavia!
In Scandinavia adverts for prostitutes and parlours are always presented as just massage but with code words to show that more is on offer.  There are different types of "massage" which are in reality just different types of sexual services.

So Greek massage is anal.
Danish massage is sex.
French massage is oral.
Swedish massage is a handjob.
American massage is sex outside of the bed (why is this a separate service!?).
Mutual French massage is 69.
Spanish is a titwank.

Any of the massages can potentially (girl permitting) be upgraded to "luxury" which means without a condom, otherwise they're done with a condom.  Also, many types of massages can be "oily".  So if you order an oily Spanish massage you get a nice titwank with oil.  I'm wondering who would have that without oil?!  :scare:

I've also asked myself who decided that anal sex would be called "Greek" - it strikes me that it was somebody who had something against the Greeks!

 
« Last Edit: May 07, 2013, 07:56:41 PM by LL »

Offline Festisio

I've also asked myself who decided that anal sex would be called "Greek" - it strikes me that it was somebody who had something against the Greeks!

I'm pretty sure it's due to the ancient Greeks predilection for the sodomisation of young boys.

RUSSIAN means sex between a lady's breasts


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