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hsn23

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Is there anything special you do before a punt?

Personally I like to get the nose trimmer and go completely bald down there, for her sake.


Offline iPad3

My pre punt ritual is something I've done from the very first time, it's always the same some 4 years in.

1. Phone a hooker
2. Arrange punt
3. Travel to hooker

 :drinks:

Offline Jonestown

Brush my teeth and say a prayer to the god of quim asking for my humble needs to be met.

Offline maxxblue

Is there anything special you do before a punt?

Personally I like to get the nose trimmer and go completely bald down there, for her sake.

I'm sure she appreciates a bald nose.  :D


Offline pumps

Have a piss before I go in their house

Offline mrdiamond77

Make sure my breath is ok (chewing gum) as I like DFK, have a good piss and shit about an hour before and use the girls shower when I arrive.  I also send a text the morning of the booking that I will be on time, hoping the girl will not cancel on me.

Offline BlueRock

I always end up having a piss on arrival almost without fail nowadays
Pre punt ritual is a bit of shower in a can and a bit of mouthwash. Maybe use a kfc wipe on my penis if ones to hand!

Offline Gordon Bennett

Go and get several pictures of the queen from a cashpoint and then carefully arrange them so they are all the right way up ready to hand over.

Offline twwb

Checking the train times about 50 times on the morning of the meet :scare: It's (usually) easier and cheaper than driving into the city centre, but I don't trust public transport at all.

Offline PepeMAGA

Have a piss before I go in their house
on the side of their house? like marking your territory? :D

Offline pumps

on the side of their house? like marking your territory? :D

lol yeah pretty much

Offline NuruGuru

I do a few things;

Push ups til exhaustion - feel a bit more muscular

Brush teeth gently and mouth wash - then on the way, make sure I have some chewwies for fresh breath

Make sure I'm tidy - will always trim down there a day before incase of cuts. If I book on the day, I use a safe trimmer that I know won't cut me.

Wash my ass - like thoroughly spray water in the hole and clean it out

Have a banana for energy (before brushing teeth)

Offline Home Alone

Go and get several pictures of the queen from a cashpoint and then carefully arrange them so they are all the right way up ready to hand over.

Thank God I'm not the only one, then!  :D

Offline Rifte

Depends on how I arrange the punt.

If its an an arranged incall.

-Piss
-Shit
-Trim pubes
-Wash arse crack

If its a WG pickup club/bar (my personal fav), its difficult to achieve the top two right before prime time, mixed with booze its hard to ensure during a long session that I can go without taking a slash.


Offline Jumping Jack Flash

My tried and tested ritual has been fine tuned over 30 years of punting.

Shit
Shave
Shower

I find that works for me!

Offline slimjim82

I always end up having a piss on arrival almost without fail nowadays
Pre punt ritual is a bit of shower in a can and a bit of mouthwash. Maybe use a kfc wipe on my penis if ones to hand!

 :lol: :lol: :lol: you charmer!

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I always end up having a piss on arrival almost without fail nowadays
Pre punt ritual is a bit of shower in a can and a bit of mouthwash. Maybe use a kfc wipe on my penis if ones to hand!

:lol: :lol: :lol: you charmer!

Some of their wipes are lemon scented  :lol:

will-ow

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gum gum gum gum gum!!

and hand sanitiser

Offline willie loman

So none of you bother with a pre-punt Viagra? Very unlikely.

Offline stevedave

So none of you bother with a pre-punt Viagra? Very unlikely.

I'm sure plenty do have a pre punt Viagra* but that's probably more of a necessity than ritual.

*other ED medication is available  :D

Offline ruffler

Ablutions
Thorough shower
Get well dried
Brush Teeth
Smelly on
Clean clothes
Drive
Mouth Wash
Pee and a quick wash of Percy

Dive in

Offline Home Alone

So none of you bother with a pre-punt Viagra? Very unlikely.

Cialis, in my case; but as stevedave says, it's more of a necessity than a ritual.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Have a piss before I go in their house
I prefer to use the bog in the house as soon as I arrive, to see how it looks and very occasionally it is so awful I have to walk but rarely.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Go and get several pictures of the queen from a cashpoint and then carefully arrange them so they are all the right way up ready to hand over.

yep and I often tuck them into a bar of very dark chocolate 85%  like Divine (Oxfam brand) or Green & Black. The ladies like that. Harder to tuck the pictures into a punnet of fruit.

Offline Bangers and Gash

yep and I often tuck them into a bar of very dark chocolate 85%  like Divine (Oxfam brand) or Green & Black. The ladies like that.

Going by the type of ladies you seem to punt, I reckon they insist on eating the chocolate bar first.  :D

Offline scutty brown

when I get to a hooker I like to go to her bathroom for a piss then rinse my cock off in her hand basin and then dry it on a towel. You have to make sure the smegma's all gone.
I've been tempted to dry it on underwear drying on the radiator, but thought maybe that's pushing things too far..........

In reality I like to check the bathroom to see how many razors are there and where they are. If they're on the side of the bath they belong to the girls. If they're in the window or on the hand basin they're probably male. Gives an idea of how many Sergei's I'll have to deal with if things go to shit

Offline cunningman

I do a few things;
Push ups til exhaustion - feel a bit more muscular
Brush teeth gently and mouth wash - then on the way, make sure I have some chewwies for fresh breath
Make sure I'm tidy - will always trim down there a day before incase of cuts. If I book on the day, I use a safe trimmer that I know won't cut me.
Wash my ass - like thoroughly spray water in the hole and clean it out
Have a banana for energy (before brushing teeth)

The things we do when we're paying.  You do that for an SO too?
I try to challenge punts to not go bonkers with wash etc and no sexy clothes and if they aren't shaved then, meh.  I used to like sex in the morning.  You kick your SO out to get shaved and shower and put on silly clothes before?  No, I didn't either.

Offline Plan R

Bath at home
Then, before leaving home, a bit of liquid soap up my arse crack if a rimming seems likely
Washed off during the pre punt shower

I'm thoughtful like that   :rose:

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Offline RobbieLondon

shit
shave
shower
plan - got to have a plan and a back up just in case - do I want to go down on her, where will i shoot, stockings or no stockings etc etc
LOL

Punter115

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2 days before shave cock/balls with shaving gel/razor ( very careful)

Day of punt:
Nose trimmer
Ear trimmer
Face shave
Full shower

Before leaving home ensure following:
Text Escort ensuring visit still on and get full address
Cash
Keys
Cock ring
Condoms ( unopened pack)
Viagra tablet ( take 1 hour before visit )
Take clean towel/soap
Punting Phone

10 minutes before punt ..gurgle with mouth wash.

Text her saying arrived then enjoy!

Offline stevedave

2 days before shave cock/balls with shaving gel/razor ( very careful)

Day of punt:
Nose trimmer
Ear trimmer
Face shave
Full shower

Before leaving home ensure following:
Text Escort ensuring visit still on and get full address
Cash
Keys
Cock ring
Condoms ( unopened pack)
Viagra tablet ( take 1 hour before visit )
Take clean towel/soap
Punting Phone

10 minutes before punt ..gurgle with mouth wash.

Text her saying arrived then enjoy!

Hell fire, that sounds like a military operation!

Offline purple_t

Shave balls / shaft
Trim pubes down to stubble
Shower
Clean teeth
Cialis / Viagra
Breath mint when I'm on my way to hers
Withdraw cash!

gingerthom

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Similar routine to everybody else
Shave cock and balls day before, i'm getting better but still get the odd nick :(
Withdraw some cash, don't think you'll get some down the road just before you jump on the motorway and then find its not working :dash:
Make sure i've got the postcode in the sat nav, had a last minute panic one time when i had the space in the wrong place and couldn't find the address.
Ensure punting phone is charged, had my battery nearly run out once after travelling to a punt, just before she had text me the house number.
Shit, shower, nervous piss so another cock wash :D, floss, brush teeth and mouthwash, always left as late as possible so i'm usually borderline late setting off
Try to beat the ETA on the sat nav if i'm running late, or park up nearby if i'm going to be too early. I only use the car satnav for punts, the next owner could be in for a treat if he follows all the saved addresses :D.
Emergency deodorant in the car and last minute chewy.

Considering we are the ones paying, it sounds like most WG's get better treated than civvies.
« Last Edit: February 08, 2017, 10:35:42 pm by gingerthom »

Punter115

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You should see what happens when I arrive at her flat :
1. Tell her to stand at attention and give her agreed money
2  I inspect her uniform
3  stick my hand in her panties to feel the pussy and ensure it is shaved
4  instruct her to get on her knees and I drop my drawers
5  instruct her to suck my cock , no hands
6  Force her head forward , cock is deep and hard ,hear her retching ...lovely ..then explode
    keeping the head forced in to me .
7'  I exhale , let go of her head , then expect her to clean me up before she gets rid of my muck.
8.  Pull my drawers up , kiss her ,then on my way.
9.  All done and dusted in ten minutes but obviously paid for an hour ...I ain't daft.   :thumbsup:

Offline bearcat69

I do all the usual stuff everybody else mentions, particularly, I make sure my finger nails are nice and trim if I want to finger the girl and trim my pubes carefully if I'm expecting OWO. Also, lots of minty gum is chewed immediately beforehand.

Peeing can be a bit of an awkward issue. I usually drink quite a lot of water or an energy drink before the punt. I do prefer not to pee in the WG's place but often have to. I could pop into a nearby pub or something, but last thing I want to do it see somebody I know just before a punt. Have peed up against a wall a few times :lol: I tend to just do it when I get inside the flat now just before the shower. But I'm proper stealthy about it. :cool:

I have found listening to a bit of down-tempo music just beforehand on a cheap MP3 player has helped me a lot with nerves on my last few punts. :music:

hsn23

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Considering we are the ones paying, it sounds like most WG's get better treated than civvies.

I think some of these replies help quash the notion that punters are generally selfish arseholes who have no respect.