Similar routine to everybody else
Shave cock and balls day before, i'm getting better but still get the odd nick
Withdraw some cash, don't think you'll get some down the road just before you jump on the motorway and then find its not working
Make sure i've got the postcode in the sat nav, had a last minute panic one time when i had the space in the wrong place and couldn't find the address.
Ensure punting phone is charged, had my battery nearly run out once after travelling to a punt, just before she had text me the house number.
Shit, shower, nervous piss so another cock wash
, floss, brush teeth and mouthwash, always left as late as possible so i'm usually borderline late setting off
Try to beat the ETA on the sat nav if i'm running late, or park up nearby if i'm going to be too early. I only use the car satnav for punts, the next owner could be in for a treat if he follows all the saved addresses
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Emergency deodorant in the car and last minute chewy.
Considering we are the ones paying, it sounds like most WG's get better treated than civvies.