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Offline dieseldriver

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Easy to find. But could be problem parking weekdays due to restrictions? Lady I saw was Laura. I'd say early thirties, size 10 (?), long black hair, very pretty. Price was £45 one hour. Shown into a small but nice room. Shower in the corner, with a notice beside it saying please don't ask for personal services. Haha, no need to ask!
After the paperwork sorted, she left the room saying "take your clothes off, I'll only be a minute". So there I was, stark bollock naked sitting on the massage bench. Anyway, she returns and tells me to lay on my stomach. Normal massage with oil to begin with. Then after half hour pours some oil into my arse cheeks and starts to massage. Ummm said I. To which she asked if I'd like HE? £20 clothed, £30 topless, £40 fully naked. Went for the £20. After wanking me off, continued with the massage.
Def go there again. However, she only works there Thurs/Fri/Sat. Other days at Canary Wharf. Chatting to her about extras, she said will only do HE. No sucking or fucking. Also, if I'd paid the extra £40, would have been B2B.
So now I know where to go, will go again. But will choose a different night to experience a different lady. Do like a BJ when I can get one...
« Last Edit: February 05, 2017, 12:14:33 am by dieseldriver »

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This is now my regular since Romford Massage has moved location.

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Is this the one? If so, where is it now? Never got round to going there.

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Not far from roneo corner.

Reviews on here including from myself.

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Not far from roneo corner.

Reviews on here including from myself.

According to Stitch, moved location?

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Thanks I didn't realise they had moved yet again.

We're originally in Gidea Park

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Please check it out. They don't seem very clear on their pricing

Offline muddy funxter

Please check it out. They don't seem very clear on their pricing

Hey Diesal this place not to far from me never been there but I am under the impression it is a full sex place if your looking for a decent massage that is!

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I do remember someone on here saying you had to walk through a ladies hairdressers to get to it.

Just looked it up on streetview and sure another its a hairdressers with the word sauna also on the sign.

Not sure I'd be happy about how discreet it is so my advise would be to check it out on streetview first as you might not feel too comfortable.

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I don't think they cut hair there,

Billericay is quite a well to do place, I know an oldish lady I use to work with, knew it was a knocking shop! she was mortified it was in her well to do village!

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Zenmassage have to walk past a gents barbers. Also an illuminated sign in the door saying massage. Being next to a parade of shops, not very discreet. When I went Saturday evening lots of peeps buying take-aways next door...

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I don't think they cut hair there,

Billericay is quite a well to do place, I know an oldish lady I use to work with, knew it was a knocking shop! she was mortified it was in her well to do village!

Article from guardian 2004 about JulieI don't think they cut hair there,

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I do remember someone on here saying you had to walk through a ladies hairdressers to get to it.

Just looked it up on streetview and sure another its a hairdressers with the word sauna also on the sign.

Not sure I'd be happy about how discreet it is so my advise would be to check it out on streetview first as you might not feel too comfortable.

I visited this place in December, it was a Sunday and was deserted, there is a hair dressers there but I very much doubt it gets used for that, it is in a residential street, I parked up the road and there didnt seem to be any curtain twichers, she told me it has been there for years (over 20 I think!) the beauty of going in on a Sunday which I later found out is that entrance is FREE  :yahoo: was led upstairs by a mature lady, cant remember her name but had a fantastic time, she said to come back for an hours Jacuzzi fun for £100.00 which sounded great, not been back yet but will go again.  :P