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Offline zootie

http://kategold.co.uk/

 :lol:

Might need to remortgage for this one!
The gift section in particular is taking the mick

If this is a serious site, are there any fools out there who actually fork out for this?!

Offline Lz-129

8k for the day, no wonder her surname is gold..

Offline LL

lol @
EVENING - PLATONIC: (5-6 hours) £2500
(her capitals not mine)

Like anyone would pay for a platonic relationship.  Perhaps she doesn't even know what the word means.
"purely spiritual; free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex."

And it looks like she has fake tits as well  :scare:

Offline Dani

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She previously worked int he US where prices are much higher than here due to it being illegal but I guess she assumes she can command high prices in the Uk because she did in the US.  Poor girl is going to be seriously disappointed although I should imagine some idiot who likes to be seen to be flashing the cash or spending a lot will book her.

Offline Herecomesbod

I would not bother going for the day, I fancy the whole week for £20,000. I have even looked at her wish list...Herve Leger? I will just pretend I am dyslexic and take half a lager



Offline zootie

I would not bother going for the day, I fancy the whole week for £20,000. I have even looked at her wish list...Herve Leger? I will just pretend I am dyslexic and take half a lager

I'm searching for villas in Marbella right now  :D

Offline Herecomesbod

I'm searching for villas in Marbella right now  :D

I am going to take her to my luxury island retreat, with sea view aka a 2 berth caravan on Canvey Island.

Offline smiths

http://kategold.co.uk/

 :lol:

Might need to remortgage for this one!
The gift section in particular is taking the mick

If this is a serious site, are there any fools out there who actually fork out for this?!

50% deposit to be paid, that alone quite apart from the outrageous prices she charges would make her a never for me. NEVER pay in advance of the day of a punt is my advice to punters, only ever pay when the WG you have booked who matches the pictures that enticed you is standing in front of you.

Some absolute mug or mugs will pay these rates no doubt, either rich guys who dont look for or care about VFM or those who think paying more equals a better WG and/or she wouldnt of punted with riff raff like me. The thing is of course she only needs to land a very small number of mugs at these rates.

Offline skittish

http://kategold.co.uk/

 :lol:

Might need to remortgage for this one!
The gift section in particular is taking the mick

If this is a serious site, are there any fools out there who actually fork out for this?!

Who knows? There's hotels that charge £2k+ a night for a room, My Brother sells holidays at £50k+ for a week and isn't short of business.
Us normal punters realise the value of money and scoff at the thought but I wouldn't dismiss the possibilty of her hooking the odd one.

Offline smiths

Who knows? There's hotels that charge £2k+ a night for a room, My Brother sells holidays at £50k+ for a week and isn't short of business.
Us normal punters realise the value of money and scoff at the thought but I wouldn't dismiss the possibilty of her hooking the odd one.

Yep, there are ALWAYS mugs about. ;)

Offline Tailpipe

I was messing a round on that sugardaddie site.

Some of the WG on there are taking the piss big time.

One emailed me said I have turned down 3.5k month and a house as I will not be used
By anyone I need someone who will commit 24/7 . FUck off   :hi:

And she was a fat bitch nice face ,could have been a nut nut but I have had
Other silly tarts who are clearly not living in the real world.

Think punnting is cheaper, 8k a day that's just mad.

Offline Matium

For that kind of money, you should expect a girl with real boobs.

Hers are fake.

Offline Tailpipe

For that kind of money, you should expect a girl with real boobs.

Hers are fake.


On her gift list someone gave her a black Porsche .

And I thought I was a fluffy.

Offline Herecomesbod

For that kind of money, you should expect a girl with real boobs.

Hers are fake.

For 8 grand, I would want to take them home with me. the tits not the prossie, and Mount them on a shield over the fireplace like a hunting trophy.

Offline Lz-129

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*I am a GFE ( Girlfriend Experience ) and depending on the chemistry between us I may be a PS ( Pornstar Experience ). If you require a list of sexual services then Im afraid I am not the girl for you and you are certainly not the gentleman for me.
 


No, I don't expect we are :(

Offline Herecomesbod


On her gift list someone gave her a black Porsche .

And I thought I was a fluffy.

Oh shit, anyone want a "straight from the showroom" SILVER Porsche, purchased by mistake as a present?

Offline Outcallguy

I'd love to have an envelope with 3k in it.

I don't even have any envelopes :(

Offline Tailpipe


No, I don't expect we are :(


If you were standing there with the 8k in your hand bet she would answer the question then.

Drop to your knees now and blow me :dash:

Offline haystacks79

I don't even have any envelopes :(

Envelopes I have, hundreds of the things. Struggling with finding anything to put into them, though.

Offline Matium

Some Arab with an oil well or some banker wanker with a bonus or some rich but lonely man will book her.

I doubt if those kind of men ever go on Adultwork but they will go on Girls of Paradise or Bentleys and they'll find that the girls there have got real boobs, are better looking and are cheaper.

Offline k

Oh shit, anyone want a "straight from the showroom" SILVER Porsche, purchased by mistake as a present?
If it's still in it's wrapper just take it back to Hamleys for a refund.

Offline k

I'd love to have an envelope with 3k in it.

I don't even have any envelopes :(
I can tell you that I am not going in that envelope... not sure how you're gonna manage to get two more in there...

Offline zootie

50% deposit to be paid, that alone quite apart from the outrageous prices she charges would make her a never for me. NEVER pay in advance of the day of a punt is my advice to punters, only ever pay when the WG you have booked who matches the pictures that enticed you is standing in front of you.

Sound advice
I once tried to arrange a out call
The WG asked for a 20% deposit. It was zone 1 hotel.
I passed.

Offline Matium

Here's another one: Amber Fox.

A London girl who's a snip at £2,500.

Methinks these girls have been watching "Secret diary of a call girl" for too long!

Amber Fox

 :sarcastic:


Offline Tailpipe

Its as good as the 8k one , but you would just want to break it. :diablo:

Bet no CIM Or Rimming not that I like rimming but you may just want her
To do something she does not like  :bomb:



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