Author Topic: Perky Boobs - Coventry  (Read 1769 times)


6 review(s) for teeny.Caroline (1 positive, 1 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Kev40ish]

Offline Crank

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I saw this girl last year around October, wanted to go see her as she has a long list of likes and her profile mentions B2B massage, tantric and all sorts of other things I like.  Paid my £60 for usual 30 minut session asking for massage, DFK, OWO and RO - she was happy to oblige.

Communications were good, all by text and as usual postocde given with house number on arrival.  Once I arrived she was a bit slow giving me house number, took 7 minutes (I timed it) of sitting on her street until I knew where to go.

Location is nice, quiet private cul de sac with new-ish houses that seems very safe but when faced with sitting in the car for nearly ten minutes waiting for address I felt a bit stupid like everyone knew what I was there for!  Probably just my paranoia though!  The house itself is nice enough but not much furniture and was VERY cold.  A small bed with tatty bedclothes.

The lady in question is Romanian, I would normally avoid but she had a lot of positive reviews on adultwork and hee boobs look great so thought what the hell.  When I opened the door she was pretty, very small and think - I guess size 6-8 and her pictures are accurate.  I couldn't help notice the tits are great and I was feeling pretty positive!!  I followed her upstairs (nice view of her arse, always like this bit!) and was shown into the bedroom.  It was freezing, tatty and I didn't really feel comfortable but I've had worse so paid my dues and stripped off!  Took her an age to come back in so was stood naked, freezing cold on my own in a tatty horrible room for about another 6 minutes (again, I timed lol).

The deed - well, considering the length and detail provided on her AW profile I was expecting a real treat.  I always like a good massage and asked for tantric - she looked at me like I'd lost the plot and told me to lie face down.  The "massage" consisted of her stroking my back with her hands - very light touch, not a deep massage and not sensual - she was basically just touching me!  I thought this is shit so rolled over and started playing with her tits...  well they are fantastic to touch but with excuses ranging from them being too sensitive (that old chestnut) to my hand being cold well I barely got touching them.  I asked if I could suck - nope, too sensitive apparently.  Well the old fella was not too impressed and wasn't standing to attention at this point (about 15 minutes in) so I asked for DFK and was told no, so I asked for kissing and again told she doesn't do this so then asked for OWO... guess what, doesn't do that either.  I just wanted to leave at this point but wanted my bj I had paid for so wanked myself hard, she put a condomi on and lay next to me for some (it has to be said) pretty good OW.  It felt good and I started to feel like it wasn't going to be a waste when she suddenly stopped and started wanking me fast to make me cum.. I asked for more oral and was told no cos times nearly up!  I'd had enough at this point so asked if I could cum on those nice tits - I wasn't surprised when told I couldn't do this either!  So I popped in the bag, cleaned myself up (no help offered) and left feeling very pissed off.

Summary - not sure if I caught her on a bad day, or that she just didn't like me but this was one of my bottom 5 meets.  Absolutely terrible, doesn't do most of the things she listed on her profile.  I've no idea how she's got any positive feedback and I won't be going again.  I'd advise you to avoid.

Offline Jawbreak

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Thanks for the review Crank,

Seen this profile a while back now and like you say the AW feedback looks promising
But its all bull as every review seems to echo the same disappointments.

Steer clear of the typical Rom service.

Thanks again for your review

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Oralbgood

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Crank, sorry you had a bad time. It looks similar to previous reviews that she has received recently. I am sure there must be a GOOD Romanian out there but no one can seem to find her :unknown:

Better luck next time.
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OBG

Offline PepeMAGA

Crank, sorry you had a bad time. It looks similar to previous reviews that she has received recently. I am sure there must be a GOOD Romanian out there but no one can seem to find her :unknown:

Better luck next time.
Regards
OBG
you could understand it if they did it for a few weeks then fucked off. this girl for e.g. has been offering a crappy service for at least a year I think. you would think they would either give it up or find some kind of enjoyment and skill in it. failing that just switch to massage with HR. if they were hot enough men would still line up.

Offline slimjim82

She is only good for 15 minute bookings! Strangely enough the bad attitude turns me on with her, but all i ever do to her is lie down and wank over her arse. I've taking thongs and sheer leggings before, she seems to like being subjective but doesn't tend to interact!

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.....all i ever do to her is lie down and wank over her arse.

With tits like that? You didn't want to splash those?

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Offline slimjim82

With tits like that? You didn't want to splash those?

haha i doubt she'd have it, she seems to like having her arse sprayed, so i'm just sticking to that!