So first review on here - probably a few to catch up on.
Annoyingly and disappointingly it's a neutral review of Well Health Paddington.
I pre-booked as didn't want to hang around in the reception. Let's face it, it's a grotty place really, but that's the charm too - just don't want to hang around any longer than necessary.
So pre-booked - got off the train and straight in and up the stairs. Paid for my hour £45, and got assigned Lucy. Bollocks - first mistake...A) i should have asked before when booking, although having said that I don't know the girls so not sure it would have made any difference! B) I should have asked to see who else was available.
Lucy is Chinese, poor english, and not so easy on the eye. A little overweight, although at one point I thought she might be a month or so pregnant.
Kit off, laid down, knock on the door, soft , medium, firm.
Generally not a bad start of shoulder and back massage - like a 7/10 for these sorts of massages. This carried on for 20 mins, then a few tickles around my arse and legs and balls. I opened my legs up wider and lifted my arse - no point holding back here. Moaned a bit when she touched my arsehole and pushed back a little, although she wouldn't do more than light touching. She reached around well and grabbed my cock abd balls and played away quite nicely for 5 minutes. Finally I'm getting tired lifting my arse up, and laid flat down and signed and waited for her to come close to my face and ask me what I wanted.
So the forum is full of stuff about FS here, and whilst that turns me on, I'm not ready to go there yet, and so plumped for B2B. £40 which was her first suggestion and I couldn't be bothered to negotiate. To be honest I should have asked if it included OWO, but naively thought it would have done (it didn't).
So she gets naked, and stands by the bed, and slaps the oil over my cock, and a good dose on her pussy (hairy). Yes she is overweight, but fuck, now I see her face and it aint pretty.....
Oh well.
So this is where it goes a bit shit. B2B to me, is get on top and slide around and tease me. For her it was lean over me and wank me off. Granted I had my hand rubbing her clit and my thumb on her arsehole. I try to slip them in both holes and she says 'sore sore' but fuck it....I've paid and she can take them.
From here she basically doesn't move - stood by the side of the bed, leaning over me, my fingers in both holes, and occasionally she wanks my cock. Fuck knows why , but I get her on top of me, pussy over my face. I continue with fingers in her, and to be fair, her pussy lips (in the darkness) look pretty good. I don't dive in, but just flick my tongue over the edges of her lips. To be honest, I've no idea if she liked it, but it turned me on. I think she tried to grind back on my mouth, but I wasn't prepared to do a full dive on her. No RO, which I didn't ask for, but would have accepted happily - my mistake for not asking as part of the deal. 5mins of that, then I push her off, and say I want to cum on her. We switch places - her lying on the bed on her back, and my straddling her belly. I wank myself till I cum on her chest and tits. Had to look straight down and not at her face!
I'm done, and to be honest, I always want to do a runner as soon as I cum, but I laid back face down. She jumped in the shower which felt like an age (but was probably 5 mins) and then staying naked so did another 10mins or so of light and shit massage - granted it was 10pm and maybe she had a long day, but really felt like she couldn't be bothered. Despite what it sounds like, I had tried to be nice and smile well etc, so not like I was a complete arsehole.
Then the 1hr was up. I showered and left.
This was my first visit to Well Health Paddington. I like it for it's roughness and seediness and you know you are always going to get something, and not going to have some outrageous extra's quoted at you, so I'll give it another go and make sure I don't get Lucy. I think I had Sophia at Denman Street before which is another review. Not sure if FS was available with Lucy - maybe, although wouldn't have wanted to go there with her
Annoyed it was neutral, but I'll be back at the end of Feb and probably just go for 30mins. She said they are opening another place (since the closure of Denman St) but her english was so bad I couldn't understand where!
