Author Topic: Jovita Uxbridge/Hayes - Dire  (Read 1928 times)


2 review(s) for Young Jovita (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by FCB]

Offline JamesRockford

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£100 for 1 hour incall plus £10 Swallow

Location: Saw her in the past few days at the house in Uxbridge.  Vastly overheated bedroom on ground floor by entrance, weak shower.  Decidedly dodgy towel given (she was somewhat bemused as to why I would request a shower before the punt).

The girl: She's the girl in the pic, Size 10, Probably about 19 years old, face 3/10, yellow tombstone teeth, poor hygiene (body odour near her underarms and I didn't even venture below the belt).  English really poor, and this led to lots of pauses while she worked out what I was requesting. Chesty cough, smoker's breath.

Service: She didn't really know what to do for the first 25 minutes, just kept smiling at me with cow-eyes, which is all very nice but there was no action flowing out of that.  Doggy (I avoided eye contact with her bumhole). No FK (thank goodness) and a mediocre 5 minute BJ ending in swallow.  Finished 10 minutes early and had a 5 minute shower.  She had someone arriving straight after me.

Not good value for £100. Disappointing.  She's friendly-ish but inexperienced and has really poor energy and hygiene.

Would I return? What do you think?

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Offline JamesRockford

Yeah that picture attracted me but the 3D High Definition version with full smell-o-vision didn't work out so well.

Offline pumps

yellow tombstone teeth, poor hygiene (body odour near her underarms and I didn't even venture below the belt).  English really poor, and this led to lots of pauses while she worked out what I was requesting. Chesty cough, smoker's breath.

 Doggy (I avoided eye contact with her bumhole).

Fucking heck - there's another review on here for this girl and the OP was absolutely smitten with all that.  :scare:

Go on, what condition was the bum hole in?  Or was you just to scared at what "might be" ?



Offline JamesRockford

Go on, what condition was the bum hole in? 

I kept my eyes raised to the ceiling...

...So we'll never ever know.

Offline Royd30

Trusted Rockford ...thanks for your reviews you have just saved me a journey, money and time.....was going to visit her but now thanks to you.....need I say more.....there is a positive review but I rather go with yours..rgds
« Last Edit: February 02, 2017, 06:54:30 pm by Royd30 »

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Offline bestbefore

Thanks for the review
One glowing review and one dire in two days - sounds as if it was two completely different girls.
Maybe we need a third review for balance!!

Offline Cunning Punt

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Trusted Rockford ...thanks for your reviews you have just saved me a journey, money and time.....was going to visit her but now thanks to you......

+1

Indeed, thanks.  :hi:

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Thanks for the review off my HL.

Offline Steve2

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Thanks for the review
One glowing review and one dire in two days - sounds as if it was two completely different girls.
Maybe we need a third review for balance!!

2 reviews. 2 trusted reviewers. it just proves that punting is a true gamble

At £80 for 1/2 hr +£10 for CIM , that gives me one very good reason to pass on this one  :hi:

Offline gash bash

I kept my eyes raised to the ceiling...

...So we'll never ever know.
Wel well well we will never know what she saw in your shitty old arshole.