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Author Topic: why do fluffies and prossies talk the same soft porn?  (Read 1735 times)

Offline Marmalade

Take this one for instance:

"Alex gently removed my towel, and kissed her way down my front. Her oral skills are probably the best I have ever experienced - I had to stop her or I was going to explode much earlier than planned. I returned the compliment, and then I just had to get inside her. For what seemed ages, we panted our way through a variety of positions."

Here's the profile
https://www.adultwork.com/1827087

She does the standard soft porn description of herself, which is echoed by her reviews. Amazing soft sensuous lingering the best crap. When actually she's fat, forty and foreign.

And her "amazing" blah blah blah oral skills don't even include OWO.  :rolleyes:



1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline akauya

Good point. I always find the "soft porn" type reviews some blokes leave mildly irritating. I often wondered if they are the ones who get off on the fantasy of being a porn writer   (a la  Alastair Campbell) :rolleyes:

When actually she's fat, forty and foreign.

Incidentally, is there a problem with her being foreign or was that the best word for the alliteration?  :D


Offline Ali Katt

Another nonsense profile and nonsense reports. Maybe they the fluffies want to appear intelligent or are trying to score brownie points - who knows? I've read plenty of reports that say a "lady's" pussy tasted like "sweet honey", every pussy I've tasted has either tasted like brine or citrus.

What annoys me most is the reviewers put 10/10 for everything - has anybody ever met an escort that is a 10 for looks? A 10 for personality, I'm willing to believe if the chemistry was there, but I've probably never met one. 10 services is possible, if they do everything on the tine and do it exceptionally, but most escorts I've seen have been around a 6 for this.

Offline Dani

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I am guessing but I should imagine it is normally the guys who booked a GFE that would write like this as they are keeping the fantasy going.

I admit I offer  GFE but I hate it when I get reports like this as I have to wonder who the hell they actually saw and why I missed it.  Perhaps by writing in this style they are reliving the fantasy so they can masturbate to it at a later date???

Reviews are supposed to be honest and say what the woman looked like, if she did the services listed and how well she did them.  It is not supposed to be a made up version of what went on, unless of course the guy is a little confused and messes up the boundaries and believes it to be a real connection between them which does happen more often than you would think


Offline Hetfield

They are knobheads.

LOL :D

I also hate reviews where the reviewer says "I won't go into details, as it's between me and xxx" - then whats the fucking point of writing a review? I'm only reading it so I know if the girl in question a) is clean, b) is the girl in question, c) is nice/hot/sexy/good fun and d) does all the things we go to see these girls for!

Or the classic "I really shouldn't be writing this review cos I want her all to myself!" - no, you shouldn't be writing reviews, cos you're a tit

Online NIK

LOL :D

I also hate reviews where the reviewer says "I won't go into details, as it's between me and xxx" - then whats the fucking point of writing a review? I'm only reading it so I know if the girl in question a) is clean, b) is the girl in question, c) is nice/hot/sexy/good fun and d) does all the things we go to see these girls for!

Or the classic "I really shouldn't be writing this review cos I want her all to myself!" - no, you shouldn't be writing reviews, cos you're a tit

Don't forget,
 :angry:'Treat her with respect, guys' or the ubiquitous Adult Work  'Wow!'

Offline Jason

Personally I have no interest to read a detailed description of the sex events that happen during the meeting. Instead when reading a review I want to get sufficient answers to some certain questions e.g. (i) whether the pictures are authentic, (ii) what is the escort’s attitude during the meeting, (iii) whether the place is classy, safe, discreet, clean, easy to find etc (iv) whether the escort clock-watches or not, (v) whether she is rushing you or not, (vi) whether the escort provides all the listed services or she tries to avoid them, (vii) how well she provides the services, etc.


I admit I offer  GFE but I hate it when I get reports like this as I have to wonder who the hell they actually saw and why I missed it.
Ok I understand why a punter may not like to read such kind of reports. But the prossie herself??? So ungrateful??? Ok CassieLane, why you don’t remove such reviews (which -as you say- have been written for you) from your profile then? And why you don't contact these fluffy punters to tell them to write mixed reviews about you because what they wrote about their experience with you is actually invalid?

Ravanelli

Don't forget,
 :angry:'Treat her with respect, guys' or the ubiquitous Adult Work  'Wow!'

Or, her pictures don't do her justice! :dash:

Offline Marmalade

Personally I have no interest to read a detailed description of the sex events that happen during the meeting. Instead when reading a review I want to get sufficient answers to some certain questions e.g. really ether the pictures are authentic, (ii) what is the escort’s attitude during the meeting, (iii) whether the place is classy, safe, discreet, clean, easy to find etc (iv) whether the escort clock-watches or not, (v) whether she is rushing you or not, (vi) whether the escort provides all the listed services or she tries to avoid them, (vii) how well she provides the services, etc.

Ok I understand why a punter may not like to read such kind of reports. But the prossie herself??? So ungrateful??? Ok CassieLane, why you don’t remove such reviews (which -as you say- have been written for you) from your profile then? And why you don't contact these fluffy punters to tell them to write mixed reviews about you because what they wrote about their experience with you is actually invalid?

Prossies like cold hard cash and politeness. ie the correct fee +/'thank you.' It's their job to satisfy your fantasy, not burst the poor sod"s fantasy, and it would hurt their income to tell him he's a deluded sap.

Maybe most punters start writing reviews 'for the lady' or 'to thank her' or to massage their own ego. Nowt wrong with it if that's what they want as they're paying for it. Fuck all use to anyone else. Some stay on prossienet fanclub for life with the "you are wonderful" (which really equals "I am wonderful / my cock is wonderful. Hiphoofuckinghooray." )

Occasionally one or two step out of the matrix and lend a hand.

Offline portable


"Alex gently removed my towel, and kissed her way down my front. Her oral skills are probably the best I have ever experienced - I had to stop her or I was going to explode much earlier than planned. I returned the compliment, and then I just had to get inside her. For what seemed ages, we panted our way through a variety of positions."


What I never understand is how the guy's remember every little detail. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer to live in the moment during such times. I mean I can remember it, and could well give you it in detail if I absolutely had to I suppose, but I don't get the mentality of literally sitting down and typing out every "gentle, sensual" move and all that bollocks. What do these guys get out of it?

Offline Dani

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So ungrateful??? Ok CassieLane, why you don’t remove such reviews (which -as you say- have been written for you) from your profile then? And why you don't contact these fluffy punters to tell them to write mixed reviews about you because what they wrote about their experience with you is actually invalid?

Firstly I am not ungrateful. I love receiving honest reviews  I just don't like this type of review as its not an honest review at all.  Like I said I normally wonder if it is really me they are talking about as I see the bookings in a different way and know it is a business transaction where as the guys that write this type of thing see it as more than that

If a client tells me he is going to leave a review I do actually ask them to write it honestly and don't romanticise it as I know that it is good for me to have reviews but honest to the point reviews are actually better than them making it up as others will then assume this amazing connection is possible when it isn't. Yes we can connect on a certain level but we are not lovers and these reviews read as two lovers not two people having an hour or two of fantasy.

None of my field reports are written in that gushy Mills and Boon way
It is also why I have deleted loads of reviews off my website as although nice they were pure made up fantasy and were obviously bookings I was not part of as none of it happened.



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