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[Ste3600]

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Hello there fellow punters this is my first review on here but I have been on here for a little while as a reader so please excuse any mistakes on my part.
Anyway into the review.

Booking- 30 minutes for £60

Comms- this is probably the only good part of this review because the comms where excellent the first call was answers very promptly which is a first for me being honest. The directions were very clear and a text with the address was sent literally seconds later. When I arrived at the block of flats on a main road I called again as instructed to get a flat number and again was very quick and directions to door were great.

Venue- this was a very nice looking block of flats just off the m5 with plenty of parking right outside.

The booking- when the door opens I was greeted by a young woman in underwear and stocking she was very good looking with a great body not the girl in the pictures judging by the pictures but she was not a million miles from the girl.
She allowed me a quick was and then went to the room which was unbearably hot as per usual with the bad girls I've found I don't know why this is answers on a postcard for that one. Anyway paperwork sorted and down to business. First thing she did was pull a condom which shocked me as i had asked for owo and was agreed and is on her profile but hey ho first times can be different with some girls just so they can get you know your clean I suppose. She the proceeded to the most lack luster ow I have ever had in my life it was literally 3 sucks and that was it. She then climbed on top for some cowgirl which again was pathetic so asked her for doggy and she put her arse that far in the air I needed my climbing gear to get up there and I'm not exactly a dwarf but that is taking the piss so I asked her to lay on her back and every time I tried to get going she would somehow make it stop either by return positioning or moaning about her leg. She then said after 15 she said she would have to finish me by hand even so I just got off and did the deed myself in the end because again her hand relief was terrible not even looking in my direction sat on the edge of the bed.

So all in all pathetic service from a good looking girl but wouldn't go again if she paid me. Avoid at all costs guys.

I've tried to get as much detail as I can in my first review hope it saves someone a wasted journey and wasted money.
 

[Dodo]

Thanks for your first very informative first review Ste. It sounds genuine but us regulars are always suspicious of a first  post being a review.
Look forward to many more contributions from you.

[Oralbgood]

Thanks for your review Ste. It's funny, my first review was a negative. I suppose it's human nature to want to warn others not to waste time and money.
Welcome to UKP. If you trust the reports on here you should have a lot more success in the future. Not always a guaranteed good punt, but better than going in blind.
Keep on posting reviews as it helps us all.
Regards
OBG
 

[Ste3600]

Thanks for the warm welcome guys I know first reviews are always taken with a pinch of salt especially a negative one but I will hopefully become a much more active member of the forum as long as the bank balance corporates 

Hopefully have another review up by next week if all goes to pland

[Littlefoot]

Thanks for the review Ste.... Sounds like a well deserved neg to me.... Thanks for the warning, hope you have more luck with your next one, and welcome onboard.   

[Jawbreak]

Welcome to UKP Ste,

Thanks for your review and sorry to read your first review is a negative.
The group she in in are all wasters to be honest. 
I had a punt with an Indian girl who just wasted my time many moons ago, I learnt my lesson 
Best advised to keep clear of them, all of them.

Once again thanks for the heads up.

On wards and up wards.
 

[Stapler]

Thanks for the warm welcome guys I know first reviews are always taken with a pinch of salt especially a negative one......

Has anybody ever come on here with a positive first review?

[Dodo]

Has anybody ever come on here with a positive first review?

Moi 👍

[Adultworkuser]

Moi 👍

And me lavmusgucci loved her