Punting Bucket List

[Rochdull lad]

Me, too.  There was one lass at work I chanced my arm with about 3 - 4 years ago but got turned down.

Then she left the organization we worked for and I hardly gave her a second thought until we bumped into each other in Asda about 10 days ago.  She still looks fit as.

[Warwick]

I ended up getting my full fee back plus another 60 quid from his pocket

I had something similar happen the second time I went to an appointment. I've found you have to be very street-wise to indulge in this sort of thing.

It was in a tower block. The girl, who was quite nice at first, showed me into the bedroom and we were talking, then after about 2 mins this kid bursts in. He was about 18 or 19 and obviously on amphetamines or something. Very hyped up. I told them I'm leaving and it took me about 6 or 7 minutes to talk my way to the front door. I was trying to avoid any violence, but I'd worked out exactly what I was going to do if it came to it. He'd appeared before I'd handed over any money, so all I had to do was get out of there. As I finally went out of the door he couldn't resist having a swipe at me so I punched him fully in the throat as hard as I could. Can't say any more, because he was in a bit of a state after I'd finished with him, and I had to go down the emergency stairs to get away without being seen.

That experience nearly put me off for good.

[Wiltsboy01]

Just to add to the lists, I have already done one of my fantasies which is 'WGI I used to go to school with' which was immense (but a total accident). Weirdly, I'd love to punt with a lass I work/have worked with.

I have checked in my home area before (i.e. not where I live now) just in case anyone turned up - a long shot but every Brit WG was in somebody's school or college

[itk]

Twins

Twins. That takes me back to the early 90's of the Norwich streets. There were 3 of us up there, and back then it used to be drive around a few times picking the best half dozen girls (used to be upto 20 girls a night), then decide on the best one. We had decided on a little brunette in a purple PVC dress, when we went to speak to her, her twin got out of a taxi after a punt. The night ended with us 3 lads going back their flat and hadone of  the best hours ever. Full girl on girl and then a mass fuck on the bed. All that for £30 back then, HAPPY DAYS!

[akauya]

Twins. That takes me back to the early 90's of the Norwich streets. There were 3 of us up there, and back then it used to be drive around a few times picking the best half dozen girls (used to be upto 20 girls a night), then decide on the best one. We had decided on a little brunette in a purple PVC dress, when we went to speak to her, her twin got out of a taxi after a punt. The night ended with us 3 lads going back their flat and hadone of  the best hours ever. Full girl on girl and then a mass fuck on the bed. All that for £30 back then, HAPPY DAYS!

Twins doing girl on girl? Isn't that incestuous? Maybe they were not twins just looked alike?

[baltar]

It was quite an unfortunate incident really, it was only my fourth punt as well and it stopped me going to incalls in the more dodgy areas of London

It was the usual thinking with your cock after a long week at work and the lady in question was plan C. Claimed it was upscale apartment in Canada Water but in reality it was a sink estate in Deptford (if you know london)

I arrived at the destination and noticed a gent hanging around in the stairwell I assumed he was the local crack dealer or something. Unfortunately it was a bait and switch and the lady of course wasnt the women in the pictures but I was there and horny and so went in paid the money and went for the shower before going into the room with her. Then she tried to get me to pay for extras which werent  expected.

What followed was the shittest blowjob and crap sex as soon as I finished she went to her phone and sent a text and she tried to keep me from getting dressed (it was an hour appointment and it was all over in half and hour) when suddenly the door burst open and the guy from the stair well appeared.

He then told me I had to hand over my wallet or watch before I could leave so I am grabbed him by his liz duke gold chain and punched him the face and knocked him out clean out ( I am 6ft5 and played a lot of rugby and used to work doors while I was university)and then kicked him the bollocks while he was on the floor and he started literally crying for his mum while the prossie screamed at him to get up and cut me

I ended up getting my full fee back plus another 60 quid from his pocket

Cool story, but what I dont understand is if they were just going to rob you anyway, why did she even have sex??

[Mr Choosey]

What utter bullshit. I've heard better stories from Prossies

[Horizontal pleasures]

I forgot some:
a leg amputee, single or double.

after mastectomy.

a little person as in 'dwarf', although done one very small disabled lady already in Bedford a few months ago,

[sarahjayneleeds]

I forgot some:
a leg amputee, single or double.

after mastectomy.

a little person as in 'dwarf', although done one very small disabled lady already in Bedford a few months ago,

You've gotta love him HP   Did the leg thing never mentioned it through emails and talking,  I came back with the drink leg was propped up next to the telly on a slant. He had his kit off laid on the bed so obvious what it was. Neither of us mentioned it till after I said ay be a bit fair to mention next time as some may freak nice guy turned out it was a car accident.

[Tony Montana]

I forgot some:
a leg amputee, single or double.

after mastectomy.

a little person as in 'dwarf', although done one very small disabled lady already in Bedford a few months ago,

You forgot one HP...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13279.0

[Horizontal pleasures]

You forgot one HP...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13279.0

Photoshop is expensve software, I never used it.

[CurvyKinkyVixen]

DONE:
duo,
trio-  FFFM,
party - multiple coupling or orgy,
in the woods,
mother & daughter but no interaction,
early morning - often,
breast, nose, mouth, tongue, clit jewellery - no great liking for this,
shower and or bath together

WANT TO DO:
mother & daughter with interaction,
sisters
twins
on the period BB - NICE !!! On the period BB , more risky than usual BB id imagine , because of the body fluids . Well , each to his own , your nothing if not brave. 
more duos


NEVER WANT TO DO:
poo and or pee
oral while on the period
sloppy seconds
be greeted at the door by the lady's husband or partner
just watch
glory hole
be the recipient of a strap-on
lady boy

[CurvyKinkyVixen]

So for me my list of want to try currently is;

Watersports. (Receiving).
And Girl with a strap on sex (which don't ask me why I want to try this and I likely never would have the guts to do it as I could never even ask a girl to do this the stigma against it is so high).

In the past 10 years peoples perceptions to what is "kinky" or "wild" have changed dramatically IMO. How many "straight" and/or "macho" men would  of admitted  to the "lads" that they wanted strap-on sex , or doing a T-Girl in the 80s/90s? Not many.

Nowadays the  younger gen of lads dont care !! Majority of them have seen it all before on porn and the lines of whats "perverted " or not seem to be getting more extreme  ...Where will it all end ? ( but thats another debate  ) Its  "Anything goes" these days , which has its good and bad points.

Strap -on sex is nothign to stress or feel "stigmastized" about . Just like anal used to be edgy but  is now mainstream , so is watersports/toys/strap-on ect.  Stuff what peers might think , and if anyone does give you greif , tell them that they are a dinasaur and dont they know that anal/strap -on is blase these days

You should try it , make sure its with someone who knows what they are doing  though ( Many WG advertise it but dont hae a clue) . Invest in a anal douche beforehand and use to avoid embarrassing smelly mess.

As long as you have douched properly theres nothing to worry about . 

Watersports - later in the day is best to ensure she has druink plenty water. I doubt you want to catch the WG when she has just got up and the wee wil be strong 

[Lightining Lord]

Well I just started but tomorrow will be doing a older hot Hungarian MILF 

Well on the list I would try
BBW.
Transgendered female pre or post op it depends on womanly looking they are really >_>
Young woman (Teen) around 19ys old there a good one on AD but she has racial preferences that locks me out >_>.fair play to her.

Older woman again cause I love them.
Watersports maybe not to sure
Food sex    nah well again it depends
Fucking while husband/boyfriend watches yeah I read too much Hentai >_>

[mh]

Photoshop is expensve software, I never used it.

Are you on repeat HP?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13279.msg202764#msg202764

And in case you were commenting on the photo at https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13279.0, that's not a Photoshopped image.

[Horizontal pleasures]

And in case you were commenting on the photo at https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13279.0, that's not a Photoshopped image.

prove it, is there another shot of the same 'lady' on the www?

[Daffodil]

prove it, is there another shot of the same 'lady' on the www?

Google 'Abigail and Brittany Hensel' 

[Horizontal pleasures]

Google 'Abigail and Brittany Hensel' 

thank you. This is most humbling.

[Lz-129]

Bucket list updated!

2 girls in one day... Box ticked...

[mh]

Bucket list updated!

2 girls in one day... Box ticked...

Good for you, I assume you mean in separate appointments? Though I can't imagine ever spending my punting fund that way, I'd rather have another punt a few days later.

[Lz-129]

Yes 2 seperate bookings, one for breakfast and another for lunch

Can't afford to do that again but the chance arose so I took it
Fed the old man a tab 1st thing and had no issues standing to attention

2 good punts too

[akauya]

Fed the old man a tab 1st thing and had no issues standing to attention

2 good punts too

Well done you... I don't know what we would have done without the blue pill. I guess our wallets would have remained a little fatter than they are now:)

I bet WGs all over the world thanked God when Pfizer invented Sildenafil

[philboi]

I've nearly run out of ideas!

Done lots of the bizarre but not what I call sick...

FFM
MMF
2 sisters and mum but not all at the same time.. I think interaction is sick!
Many nationalities.
Orgy - Sauna place in Dagenham!
Sex Parties.
Naturist Orgies.
Dogging.
Massage - most every technique
In the woods.
On the beach.
In the shower.
In a cinema!
On the road.
Out at sea.
Tie & Tease.
Free punts - inc overnights with T&C's

Had a non planned experience on my boat... one that I couldn't believe myself so pointless mentioning it as no one would ever believe me anyway!!!

One very memorable one was in a camper van with this gorgeous girl while traveling at speed around the M25!
No, I wasn't driving!!

On the question of 'Freebies' they are probably better described as 'Good client incentives'

[CoolTiger]

Well done you... I don't know what we would have done without the blue pill. I guess our wallets would have remained a little fatter than they are now:)

I bet WGs all over the world thanked God when Pfizer invented Sildenafil

Not according to some of the girls that I've spoken to, esp at LMP Parties.

That's cos punters take one, then come to the parties expecting to pump away for ages, as they have a constant hard on.
As a result, the girls felt that they had to constantly attend to the guys (as is the case with LMP girls) during the entire party.

A Brazilian party girl once admitted to me in confidence that she hated those who used the blue pills. Hehe.

It's the fellas that have thanked God for Pfizer!!

[tda666]

I think just a party / orgy for me. I would like to think I had the balls to go to one if I could but haven't managed yet.

Other stuff ...

3some - yes, a few times
Anal - yes
Black - yes
Indian - yes
Porn star - yes (x2)
In a shower, in a jacuzzi, standing up, leaning out of the window - yes, yes, yes
Actual genuine deepthroat, swallowing, rimming each way - yes, yes, yes.

The only other one I fancied which could be a gentle introduction to a party is to do a spit-roast.

Yahay, I did a spit roast a few weeks ago with a good mate who is as seedy as me (fortunately) We had a 4 way with 2 wg's although he was happy just watching most of the action so I did both the girls in as many positions that I could think of and at one point whilst one was sucking my mate off I got into her doggy style and the other girl kindly draped herself around me and tweaked my nips for encouragement. No links I'm afraid it was abroad.
Anyway, I had forgotten this thread but it popped up on my 'unread topics' and I saw that I had written I fancied a spit-roast so I can now tick that one off.

.... just off to find a pregnant black lesbian conjoined twin midget now !

[herbie007]

The one thing I would love to do is spend a night with Saha Grey (Pornstar), even in a dream would be great.

[akauya]

Not according to some of the girls that I've spoken to, esp at LMP Parties.

That's cos punters take one, then come to the parties expecting to pump away for ages, as they have a constant hard on.
As a result, the girls felt that they had to constantly attend to the guys (as is the case with LMP girls) during the entire party.

A Brazilian party girl once admitted to me in confidence that she hated those who used the blue pills. Hehe.

It's the fellas that have thanked God for Pfizer!!

I guess you're right and now tat you mention parties... I remember at a party once a young, well built muscly guy pumping away for ages and ages he couldn't come. He tried with all the girls but just no pop. Some of the girls were getting annoyed with him and probably very sore because he was so well built and terribly energetic maybe a little too rough. I did mention him he should try getting into porn with all that stamina!

He must have swallowed a whole bottle of blue pills. When the party finished I asked if he popped at all and he didn't. Poor bastard.

And yes - thanks God for Pfizer 

[smiths]

I guess you're right and now tat you mention parties... I remember at a party once a young, well built muscly guy pumping away for ages and ages he couldn't come. He tried with all the girls but just no pop. Some of the girls were getting annoyed with him and probably very sore because he was so well built and terribly energetic maybe a little too rough. I did mention him he should try getting into porn with all that stamina!

He must have swallowed a whole bottle of blue pills. When the party finished I asked if he popped at all and he didn't. Poor bastard.

And yes - thanks God for Pfizer 

I met a guy like that at LMP a few years ago. He reckoned he had taken a dozen Viagra, he looked red in the face and ready to keel over by the end, no idea if he popped though.

[akauya]

Yes, some guys tend to over do it. One tablet is enough for me. Dread to think what the consequences of long term use  are though, ah well at least we can say we had fun!!!

[philboi]

I met a guy like that at LMP a few years ago. He reckoned he had taken a dozen Viagra, he looked red in the face and ready to keel over by the end, no idea if he popped though.

OMG... I'm all for having the best time ever when on a punt but.. 12 Viagra is very excessive!
Just 1 gives me a hot face and a slight headache, I'd never try more, it's not worth the risk 

[NIK]

The one thing I would love to do is spend a night with Saha Grey (Pornstar), even in a dream would be great.

Me too! 

[Lz-129]

Yes, some guys tend to over do it. One tablet is enough for me. Dread to think what the consequences of long term use  are though, ah well at least we can say we had fun!!!

One tab is enough for me, I took it at 7am and the old man was stirring within 20 mins
At 8 I had a 15 min quickie with no worries and much later around 115 pm I had another punt, this time a 30 min session and although to begin with I wondered if I was going to get aroused pretty soon he was up and hard as....

Could still feel the effects much later as well but I think 2 is more than enough for 1 day

[mh]

I met a guy like that at LMP a few years ago. He reckoned he had taken a dozen Viagra, he looked red in the face and ready to keel over by the end, no idea if he popped though.

Yep, at my one and only LMP to date there was a short, balding, sweating, fat guy with a bright red face pumping away the whole time and it was clear he was on his blue meds. And the damn grunting and moaning he did was very off-putting to everyone else!

I use them too now on occasion (I didn't then), but not to be able to pump away for a whole party, just to ensure nerves or a girl's poor technique/manner don't ruin the punt. Basically with a blue pill even if the experience is not a great turn on for one reason or another, then you're still able to have a good time.

[Curious6705]

Yes, some guys tend to over do it. One tablet is enough for me. Dread to think what the consequences of long term use  are though, ah well at least we can say we had fun!!!

AIUI it's essentially a muscle relaxant - IMO the "long term effects" will be negligible.

[akauya]

AIUI it's essentially a muscle relaxant - IMO the "long term effects" will be negligible.

Let's hope you're right  but just in case I found this website that reports on long-term safety and effectiveness of sildenafil

External Link/Members Only

I haven't read it all - too knackered right now.

[Wiltsboy01]

Let's hope you're right  but just in case I found this website that reports on long-term safety and effectiveness of sildenafil

External Link/Members Only

I haven't read it all - too knackered right now.

Yep its no problem as I read it.  The gist is that only "1.1% of participants discontinued treatment over 4 years because of treatment-related adverse events, which were most frequently dyspepsia, rhinitis, and headache".  No big deal they were just pussies to discontinue for that.  I'd rather take 2 Ibrupofen or man it out.

[Essex3]

The one thing I would love to do is spend a night with Saha Grey (Pornstar), even in a dream would be great.

You can buy her minge outline as a sex toy. Fleshlight do pornstar cast sex toys for men.

[itk]

OMG... I'm all for having the best time ever when on a punt but.. 12 Viagra is very excessive!
Just 1 gives me a hot face and a slight headache, I'd never try more, it's not worth the risk 

same here. Took one 50mg tablet last month before a punt. Never went through with it, as I got a stonking headache and my face resembled a beetroot. Also felt like a had flu llike symptons for hours afterwards. Never again for me.

[Lz-129]

same here. Took one 50mg tablet last month before a punt. Never went through with it, as I got a stonking headache and my face resembled a beetroot. Also felt like a had flu llike symptons for hours afterwards. Never again for me.

Thankfully it's totally the opposite for me, 100mg tab on empty stomach and it's game on!
I feel great for hours, a little blocked nose maybe but really that's it, I still get this nice fuzzy feeling inmy stomach about 12 hours later... 

 

[milfwklover]

Done
Anal - only done it a couple of times, the first accidentally! Was doing an old bird in doggy when I slipped out, put it back in again and didn't realise it was up her arse until I looked down.
CIM - Only once (sadly) but very good.
Roleplay - some really good ones, some let-downs
Watersports - had a few attempts on being pissed on but it's never as erotic in real-life as it is watching the likes of Wendy Taylor do it!
Rimming(giving)

Would like to do.

Threesome - ffm
Snowballing( in a 3-some) - Would love to see 2 women gargling my cum.
Public punt - nothing too risky, maybe a park.
Oiled body2body massage
Prostate massage
Rimming(recieving)
Punt a porn star
see a Ts 'girl'

[cueball]

Ok, punting bucket list

DONE.....
Anal (on her)
Cim (on her)
Swallow (on her)
Rimmed (me), not my bag that
Black
Blonde
Brunette
Ginger
Obviously fucking
Plump
Slim
Big tits
Little tits
Done the car and public punt

TO DO.....

Thai/chinese
Nuru massage + sex
FFM
Whatever else pops into my seedy mind

[Redhead Lover]

Two petite redheads

[LycraAl]

Duo Girl booking.
Anal (impossible to find anyone who does it)
Watersports. (Receiving).
And Girl with a strap on sex (which don't ask me why I want to try this and I likely never would have the guts to do it as I could never even ask a girl to do this the stigma against it is so high).

Late to the party here, but did 3/4 of that in one punt last month :-)  Just never got the point of WS.

Don't think there's much I still "need" to do, as I've had some fun times in the last few years.

Probably the most fun recently was receiving a BJ from a WG in a small country church, when she was kneeling in front of the alter, with a dildo inside her under clothes, and her hands cuffed behind her back.  Not planned at all, just seized the opportunity - simply magic!

[Quesadilla]

I started out with a fairly basic bucket list back in May, started working through some items and made notes of new ideas I got from reading this forum and just thinking about my punts and what might have been cool to try.

Went back to my list this week and I ticked off almost 100 items last year - but still well over 100 individual items still to go - too long to reprint in full but here are the high level categories and some examples :
Novelty (e.g. contortionist, lactation, pussy pump, nuru massage)
CUM (in a condom and have the WG drink it, cum on feet from foot wank only)
Times (1st thing in the morning punt, overnighter, weekend away, two separate punts/girls in one day)
Places (hot tub, public places (various), plane / mile-high!)
Ages (18 year old, 50 year old)
Races (Japanese, Indian, Thai)
Fetish / BDSM (too big a list to go through in any detail - swingers clubs / fetish clubs, shibari, device bondage, forced orgasms and orgasm denial, strap-on / pegging, electro-shocks, watersports, blood sports, fisting (pussy and anal). Some harder / taboo stuff I wouldn't discuss in public.

[Hydrant]

Done
Anal
Rimming both ways
WS both ways
Fisting (vaginal, way past the wrist)
BDSM both ways
Strap-on
Convincing Tgirls (many times, both ways)
FFM
MMF
Two convincing Tgirls (yes, I was spit-roasted)
One convincing Tgirl, one GG
Orgies with girls (LMP and other parties)
Orgies with mostly unconvincing Tgirls (Legs 800 Club, Sweet Wednesday)
Dressed up as a tranny by a female mistress who got male slaves to suck me
Sex in the car, over the car bonnet, standing in the street, down dirty alleyways, in the middle of a wood, up against the full-length window inside a high-rise block. I've also had hooker sex in public places interrupted by snide and sneering cops a couple of times, but I probably could have done without that
Every race of girl I can think of
Nuru massage

Want to do
Anal fisting
Identical twins with interaction
Mother and daughter with a clear resemblance and interaction. I have a particular fantasy where we role-play that the desperately indebted mother is forcing the beautiful but reluctant teenage daughter to fuck their evil landlord (me) using all three holes.
Orgy with convincing Tgirls. I went to a tranny hooker social party before Christmas where this kind of thing is alleged to sometimes happen, but almost nothing did.
I want to fuck an adult but really tiny, slender white girl (4ft 6 or under). Had this with a Far-Eastern girl but Europeans turn me on more.

[Vivago]

Interesting bucket list, Hydrant. You will be having some of the more conventionally minded members spluttering into  their cocoa.

Good luck on the identical twins and tiny white girl.  Both are fantasies of mine but I suspect will forever remain unrealized, particularly the midget bit.  In well nourished Britain, such small, perfectly formed ladies are virtually non-existent.

Have you tried the TS/girl combo particularly when the TS has workable parts that they can use on the WG? Very interesting possibilities there.

Tried the mother/daughter thing in Thailand but it was frankly a bit of a disappointment.  As expected, there was virtually no physical interaction between the two and the daughter spent most of the time hiding in the bathroom. But it was a tick off the bucket list.

[Munching32]

I have a certain fantasy in my mind...it involves two girls size 4-6 nice body and face...not too large breasts..

One girl giving full on domination and the other at the same time offering a full on GFE...and I want to be taken to a state that the dom girl herself submits as she can't control her own horniness and then gets dominated by the GFE girl and myself and then in the end the GFE girl gets dominated by the myself and the Dom girl will give her some good lesbian action..I need a full night for this and I am not sure how the plan would work but everyone will get dominated and have vanilla sex in the same night...I want to use all soft dom stuff like nipple clamps, gags, tie and tease, crop etc..

So in an equation if I am A, GFE girl is B and Dom girl is C

Scene 1 I want C dominating A and B giving GFE to A
Scene 2 I want A dominating C and B giving GFE to C
Scene 3 I want A & C dominating B and both Give GFE/BFE to Finish...

[closeshave]

I'm still waiting to be double or triple dommed 

[Sonny Crockett]

I would say that my current punting bucket list consists of seeing the following ladies;

Miss KDD

Platinum Cindy

Lindsey

[MrBlackDude]

I guess I do have a bucket list, though I never really thought about it until now.

A genuine ginger/redhead - no bottle redheads.
Lap dancing - I've had this before but most of them weren't very good, so they don't count. A lap dance for me has to be particularly sensual.
Pierced nipples - hers, not mine!
Tie and tease - I haven't done this yet because I've seen too many instances of it going wrong!
Girl in a school uniform - I'm not keen on a porn star look, but an actual school uniform is too much.
Girl with very short hair
Outcall in an upscale hotel.