Punting Bucket List

[cockneybstrd]

I think its actually pretty sad that I have achieved 99 per cent of things I would want too punting wise

Porn Star x 8 ( 4 by reverse booking I hasten to add)
3 WGS at the Same time
Free Punt
Anal
Black/Asian/White/Arab
Women over 6ft
Woman under 5ft
Overnighter
Punted in LA and New York


Knocked out a pimp (Wasnt on the to do list but was the highlight of the worst punt ever)

To be honest it gets to a point when you wonder if the things left are you only interested in doing them because you havent done them

I have no interest in getting pegged by a strap on or anything like a shemale

but have thought about watersports giving not getting pissed on

[Lz-129]

Well if you ever get round to your Scottish Tour, I'll take you to Portobello Beach, it'll be bloody freezing

Anywhere north of Worcester is fukin freezing!

[Cactus]

Anywhere north of Worcester is fukin freezing!

Is that where they make the boilers?

[Lz-129]

Is that where they make the boilers?

There's a reason for that!

[Lori]

Knocked out a pimp (Wasnt on the to do list but was the highlight of the worst punt ever)

Bet that would have been funny to watch, the knocking out part! Shame the punt was bad!

[cockneybstrd]

It was quite an unfortunate incident really, it was only my fourth punt as well and it stopped me going to incalls in the more dodgy areas of London

It was the usual thinking with your cock after a long week at work and the lady in question was plan C. Claimed it was upscale apartment in Canada Water but in reality it was a sink estate in Deptford (if you know london)

I arrived at the destination and noticed a gent hanging around in the stairwell I assumed he was the local crack dealer or something. Unfortunately it was a bait and switch and the lady of course wasnt the women in the pictures but I was there and horny and so went in paid the money and went for the shower before going into the room with her. Then she tried to get me to pay for extras which werent  expected.

What followed was the shittest blowjob and crap sex as soon as I finished she went to her phone and sent a text and she tried to keep me from getting dressed (it was an hour appointment and it was all over in half and hour) when suddenly the door burst open and the guy from the stair well appeared.

He then told me I had to hand over my wallet or watch before I could leave so I am grabbed him by his liz duke gold chain and punched him the face and knocked him out clean out ( I am 6ft5 and played a lot of rugby and used to work doors while I was university)and then kicked him the bollocks while he was on the floor and he started literally crying for his mum while the prossie screamed at him to get up and cut me

I ended up getting my full fee back plus another 60 quid from his pocket

[Horizontal pleasures]

It was quite an unfortunate incident really, it was only my fourth punt as well and it stopped me going to incalls in the more dodgy areas of London

It was the usual thinking with your cock after a long week at work and the lady in question was plan C. Claimed it was upscale apartment in Canada Water but in reality it was a sink estate in Deptford (if you know london)

I arrived at the destination and noticed a gent hanging around in the stairwell I assumed he was the local crack dealer or something. Unfortunately it was a bait and switch and the lady of course wasnt the women in the pictures but I was there and horny and so went in paid the money and went for the shower before going into the room with her. Then she tried to get me to pay for extras which werent  expected.

What followed was the shittest blowjob and crap sex as soon as I finished she went to her phone and sent a text and she tried to keep me from getting dressed (it was an hour appointment and it was all over in half and hour) when suddenly the door burst open and the guy from the stair well appeared.

He then told me I had to hand over my wallet or watch before I could leave so I am grabbed him by his liz duke gold chain and punched him the face and knocked him out clean out ( I am 6ft5 and played a lot of rugby and used to work doors while I was university)and then kicked him the bollocks while he was on the floor and he started literally crying for his mum while the prossie screamed at him to get up and cut me

I ended up getting my full fee back plus another 60 quid from his pocket

amazing
I could never have done that.

[ChipsAndFish]

It was quite an unfortunate incident really, it was only my fourth punt as well and it stopped me going to incalls in the more dodgy areas of London

It was the usual thinking with your cock after a long week at work and the lady in question was plan C. Claimed it was upscale apartment in Canada Water but in reality it was a sink estate in Deptford (if you know london)

I arrived at the destination and noticed a gent hanging around in the stairwell I assumed he was the local crack dealer or something. Unfortunately it was a bait and switch and the lady of course wasnt the women in the pictures but I was there and horny and so went in paid the money and went for the shower before going into the room with her. Then she tried to get me to pay for extras which werent  expected.

What followed was the shittest blowjob and crap sex as soon as I finished she went to her phone and sent a text and she tried to keep me from getting dressed (it was an hour appointment and it was all over in half and hour) when suddenly the door burst open and the guy from the stair well appeared.

He then told me I had to hand over my wallet or watch before I could leave so I am grabbed him by his liz duke gold chain and punched him the face and knocked him out clean out ( I am 6ft5 and played a lot of rugby and used to work doors while I was university)and then kicked him the bollocks while he was on the floor and he started literally crying for his mum while the prossie screamed at him to get up and cut me

I ended up getting my full fee back plus another 60 quid from his pocket

Good for you 

[Melb]

Well done cockney, can you come with me on my next punt if I pay? 

[Rochdull lad]

Hear, hear.

Shows the wisdom, though, of not thinking with your dick.  I know I'd not have got out of a situation like that with the successful outcome cockneybstrd had.

[cockneybstrd]

Thanks Guys

To be honest, it was quite an intense experience (not in the way I was hoping for either)

I dont think it was the first time they had pulled such a stunt and probably wasnt the last.... I guess it was a reverse mugging (a bit like a reverse booking from Aw)

[Tailpipe]

I surpose he had not met many second row forwards   

Ass wipe got what he had coming .

[Hetfield]

ive always wanted to try sex on the bech

Assuming you mean beach, then really, you don't! Did it once when I was a younger lad, on holiday with some tart I met in a club, snuck off down to the beach to get it on, ended up going for it there and then on the still warm sand - which is the problem! It get's EVERYWHERE. And it's very uncomfortable. It's on your palms, so it's like being rubbed with sandpaper. If you're into kissing, you end up with transfer on your lips from kissing the body that has sand on it, it ends up in the woman; even ended up in my arse!

Looks great on film, not so in real life!

(sorry if I just burst a bubble for you!!!)

[ampersand]

I like the idea of sex in the sea - man standing with woman straddling.  Tried sex on a beach, but as said previously the sand gets bloody EVERYWHERE.

[Berks Bloke 32]

I like the idea of sex in the sea - man standing with woman straddling.  Tried sex on a beach, but as said previously the sand gets bloody EVERYWHERE.

again it's another one of those things that sounds like a good idea but the reality is somewhat different, if you have ever had sex in the bath you'll know that water is actually not a great friend to the natural lubrication process and as you can imagine, salt water is somewhat worse.

[lovingfacials]

+1 on the twins thing

Also the Holy Grail as I've said before...a genuine 20 year old student who has overspent her loan and needs to make some money...and to go for the full religious experience for me...it's her first night.

I would sell a kidney for that one!

Wilts

How about this, two twins at uni are in debt from too much partying they turn to excorting offering the lucky punter one night of no holes barred sex? start the bidding???

[Melb]

Your're right Berks Bloke, I discovered the same thing myself.

Despite this, one of my most memorable times was on the beach in the south of France. The sound of the sea, the fiery passion of my girl, the buzz from the wine... ah it was almost Heaven.

Why am I wittering on about this, who give a fuck?

[Rochdull lad]

Your're right Berks Bloke, I discovered the same thing myself.

Despite this, one of my most memorable times was on the beach in the south of France. The sound of the sea, the fiery passion of my girl, the buzz from the wine... ah it was almost Heaven.

Why am I wittering on about this, who give a fuck?

Because it's a good memory, Melb; that you'll keep with you.  I'm sure we all have memorable punts.

Like Daff will no doubt, when he claims his prize!

[tda666]

Having worked for 3 years as an 18 - 30's holiday rep on the Med I can confirm that the previous posts are correct about the grim reality of sex on the beach or in the sea, however I was pleasantly suprised at how many girls wanted to experience it ...... and how could I possibly refuse and ruin their holiday ??!!!

[toon972]

Sex with sisters might not be as good as it sounds.There were two sisters working at an agency I go to.I had a booking with one of them and she told me that when she has a threesome with her sister they sometimes cannot do anything for laughing

[Horizontal pleasures]

In suppose sex on a beach is the right thing for a bucket list, all that is missing is the spade.

ok
I'll book my donkey ....

[cockneybstrd]

I have fucked two sisters. Not at the same time.


It was pretty expensive as well as it lead to my marriage breaking up as the wife didnt take too kindly to me doing her sister

[Ravanelli]

Done

Threesomes (two girls) a few times
Threesomes (older milf and 21 year girl) A few times. Worth mentioning again I thought.
Anal lots of times (them not me)
Small strap on (tried once but not my thing)
Prostate massage (lots of times)
Tantric massage (A few times)
Sure I've done PSE which is the same as GFE just with more oohs and aahs.
Roleplay ( few times)
CIM (lots of times)
Rimming both ways (lots of times)
Fucked a girl while her partner watched (once)
Mild Dom (A couple of times)
Porn movies/filming (A few times) Not for general release!

Want to do.

Genuinely struggling to think of anything but maybe a spit roast but never quite built up the bottle for this, having sex in the same room as other guys having sex has never appealed to me.

Voyeurism: watching or filming a girl get fucked by another guy with no interaction from me.

FFFM Foursome. Maybe one day!

Not interested in

Group, pee, poo, strap on, fetish, food sex, spanking, uniforms, dogging.

[Rochdull lad]

I have fucked two sisters. Not at the same time.


It was pretty expensive as well as it lead to my marriage breaking up as the wife didnt take too kindly to me doing her sister

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that, cockney; it's the way you tell 'em!

[hooper567]

I have fucked two sisters. Not at the same time.


It was pretty expensive as well as it lead to my marriage breaking up as the wife didnt take too kindly to me doing her sister

 

[cockneybstrd]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that, cockney; it's the way you tell 'em!

I did both!! literally

[Matium]

I have fucked two sisters. Not at the same time.

It was pretty expensive as well as it lead to my marriage breaking up as the wife didnt take too kindly to me doing her sister

Ooh you are awful!

 

[Mr Choosey]

I've done most of the things..

Anal - yes loads
2 girls - yes 4 times
Orgy - yes loads of LMP parties
Freebies - yes 3 x overnighters
Twins - too incestuous for me - I like the girls to be interactive.
TS girl - Hmmm no thanks
Black/Asian/Latino - yep
Tantric Massage (aka a posh wank) - not yet

I'm open to suggestions

How'd you get freebies?! Teach us!!!

[Daffodil]

How'd you get freebies?! Teach us!!!

Enter punting forum competitions 

[Mr Choosey]

I'm new here. But I'll definetly be doing that.

[G-style]

I have fucked two sisters. Not at the same time.


It was pretty expensive as well as it lead to my marriage breaking up as the wife didnt take too kindly to me doing her sister

That made me think of the 8 second ride (a rodeo term)....
When shagging the Mrs doggy style, slap her arse and say "you're not as good as your sister" and see how long you can hang on for.

I thank you....

[stile]

My bucket list :-

Anal yes
Porn star yes
Filming yes
2 girl yes
Squirter yes
Nuru massage yes
Real Japanese girl yes
Indian girl yes
Chinese girl yes
Thai girl yes
Tall girl yes
BBW yes
Spit roast yes

To do :-

3 girl
4 girl
LMP
Overnight
Korean girl
Film a 2 girl booking

[Horizontal pleasures]

what about the ladies' replies to this thread?
Many of them on AW say in a plane/mile high. No idea why.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Just thought of another one
blindfold, then take it off and see who it was I rogered.

[Marmalade]

ive always wanted to try sex on the bech

Even with towels the sand can get in places you don't want it. I've tried it on a hot deserted beach and it was quite hard going. On Portobello beach it'd be bloody freezing and quite a laugh - not to mention a challenge!

[AnthG]

ive always wanted to try sex on the bech

From what I have read as while its down as such a romantic place it is actually the worst ever place to have sex as Sand is one of the biggest abrasives ever and it will go into places and irritate like a bugger.

[Marmalade]

From what I have read as while its down as such a romantic place it is actually the worst ever place to have sex as Sand is one of the biggest abrasives ever and it will go into places and irritate like a bugger.

I'd do it standing up for a bet. Girl would need to be reasonable height, slim and fit in more ways than one. And quick. Before the locals started waving alpha course leaflets.

Or with all clothes on. Lie her down on her Mac, pull panties aside, unzip and in.

[portable]

Anal (impossible to find anyone who does it)
Watersports. (Receiving).
And Girl with a strap on sex (which don't ask me why I want to try this and I likely never would have the guts to do it as I could never even ask a girl to do this the stigma against it is so high).

Are there any others people have had in their list to do?

Pm'd

(Not that I'm offering any of these services  )

[portable]

As for my own bucket list, I'm happy with a cute girl who's very passionate about what she does, so it's more who than what, although by "very passionate" I mean she offers full-on PSE.    So I guess my bucket list is just  a list of unattainable porn stars. 

[AnthG]

Pm'd

(Not that I'm offering any of these services  )

Thanks Portable, but the girl is a bit too old for me.

[portable]

But they're the ones who know what they're doing 

I forgot you prefer a younger age bracket. I guess your best bet would be to see one particular girl a couple of times, and talk about what she likes and what you like, or want to try, and if she seems up to anything on your list, just ask.

[WestCountryLad]

Anyone say gummy blow job?

I CAN TAKE OUT MY TEETH AND GIVE A GREAT SLOPPY BLOW JOB

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[Marmalade]

Anyone say gummy blow job?

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A tad overpriced one might say, no? I mean, fling her a fiver if no-one's looking and it's a really dark night coming home from the piss. At least a back-alley gam with her would let you pause for a moment to let the lager settle or look for a place to have a pish. But £30??? All she needs is the Daily Mail to say she's the granny of someone on X-Factor. Then she'll be wanting External Link/Members Only!

[The President]

Done most of mine

but if pushed I would love to tie and tease a WG where she's tormented to moments before orgasm many times (finally no fakers!). Then she is made to orgasm multiple times until she almost cant orgasm any more with me  having my way with every hole during the time. No whips or torture just major foreplay torment and genuine orgasms both sides many times with me in complete control

Not one I will ever achieve I suppose as the WG wouldn't trust a punter to that degree or find same that is within my 'likes' 

[Dani]

what about the ladies' replies to this thread?
Many of them on AW say in a plane/mile high. No idea why.

Good lord no, have you tried it in an airplane loo, its cramoed and uncomfortable and then you have to do the walk of shame going back to your seats as although no one used the loo for at least an hour before you went in when you come out you have a bloody long queue

I think women tend to have more of a whole fantasy than just a bucket list of things they want to do.
Like the whole safe rape fantasy or the abduction fantasy but I think if they want to try something like a 3sum or 4sum they just do it and don't class it as something to try later on although I must say I have not got around to 4 women yet and it is something I would love to do

[Tony Montana]

How'd you get freebies?! Teach us!!!

I wish I knew 

[lovingfacials]

Anyone say gummy blow job?

External Link/Members Only

 

didn't wiltsboy say he was looking for a charity fuck........his lady makes me feel sad for her, it seems like a charity fuck to me

[Thepegmeister]

Just to add to the lists, I have already done one of my fantasies which is 'WGI I used to go to school with' which was immense (but a total accident). Weirdly, I'd love to punt with a lass I work/have worked with.

[Thepegmeister]

Oh yeah, and freebie twice. Once in exchange for fixing a WG's PC (she offered, I though it would be rude to turn her down) and once because a now defunct agency was running a New Years draw and I won!

[Lz-129]

Weirdly, I'd love to punt with a lass I work/have worked with.

Yes, this sounds great, I'd put that on my pbl too