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Author Topic: Punting Bucket List  (Read 24307 times)

Offline herbie007

The one thing I would love to do is spend a night with Saha Grey (Pornstar), even in a dream would be great.

Offline akauya

Not according to some of the girls that I've spoken to, esp at LMP Parties.

That's cos punters take one, then come to the parties expecting to pump away for ages, as they have a constant hard on.
As a result, the girls felt that they had to constantly attend to the guys (as is the case with LMP girls) during the entire party.

A Brazilian party girl once admitted to me in confidence that she hated those who used the blue pills. Hehe.

It's the fellas that have thanked God for Pfizer!!

I guess you're right and now tat you mention parties... I remember at a party once a young, well built muscly guy pumping away for ages and ages he couldn't come. He tried with all the girls but just no pop. Some of the girls were getting annoyed with him and probably very sore because he was so well built and terribly energetic maybe a little too rough. I did mention him he should try getting into porn with all that stamina!

He must have swallowed a whole bottle of blue pills. When the party finished I asked if he popped at all and he didn't. Poor bastard.

And yes - thanks God for Pfizer  :yahoo:

Offline smiths

I guess you're right and now tat you mention parties... I remember at a party once a young, well built muscly guy pumping away for ages and ages he couldn't come. He tried with all the girls but just no pop. Some of the girls were getting annoyed with him and probably very sore because he was so well built and terribly energetic maybe a little too rough. I did mention him he should try getting into porn with all that stamina!

He must have swallowed a whole bottle of blue pills. When the party finished I asked if he popped at all and he didn't. Poor bastard.

And yes - thanks God for Pfizer  :yahoo:

I met a guy like that at LMP a few years ago. He reckoned he had taken a dozen Viagra, he looked red in the face and ready to keel over by the end, no idea if he popped though. ;)

Offline akauya

Yes, some guys tend to over do it. One tablet is enough for me. Dread to think what the consequences of long term use  are though, ah well at least we can say we had fun!!!

Offline philboi

I met a guy like that at LMP a few years ago. He reckoned he had taken a dozen Viagra, he looked red in the face and ready to keel over by the end, no idea if he popped though. ;)

OMG... I'm all for having the best time ever when on a punt but.. 12 Viagra is very excessive!
Just 1 gives me a hot face and a slight headache, I'd never try more, it's not worth the risk  :thumbsdown:

Offline NIK

The one thing I would love to do is spend a night with Saha Grey (Pornstar), even in a dream would be great.

Me too!  :P

Offline Lz-129

Yes, some guys tend to over do it. One tablet is enough for me. Dread to think what the consequences of long term use  are though, ah well at least we can say we had fun!!!

One tab is enough for me, I took it at 7am and the old man was stirring within 20 mins
At 8 I had a 15 min quickie with no worries and much later around 115 pm I had another punt, this time a 30 min session and although to begin with I wondered if I was going to get aroused pretty soon he was up and hard as....

Could still feel the effects much later as well but I think 2 is more than enough for 1 day

Offline mh

I met a guy like that at LMP a few years ago. He reckoned he had taken a dozen Viagra, he looked red in the face and ready to keel over by the end, no idea if he popped though. ;)

Yep, at my one and only LMP to date there was a short, balding, sweating, fat guy with a bright red face pumping away the whole time and it was clear he was on his blue meds. And the damn grunting and moaning he did was very off-putting to everyone else!

I use them too now on occasion (I didn't then), but not to be able to pump away for a whole party, just to ensure nerves or a girl's poor technique/manner don't ruin the punt. Basically with a blue pill even if the experience is not a great turn on for one reason or another, then you're still able to have a good time.

Curious6705

Yes, some guys tend to over do it. One tablet is enough for me. Dread to think what the consequences of long term use  are though, ah well at least we can say we had fun!!!

AIUI it's essentially a muscle relaxant - IMO the "long term effects" will be negligible.

Offline akauya

AIUI it's essentially a muscle relaxant - IMO the "long term effects" will be negligible.

Let's hope you're right  :drinks: but just in case I found this website that reports on long-term safety and effectiveness of sildenafil

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2387281/

I haven't read it all - too knackered right now.

Wiltsboy01

Let's hope you're right  :drinks: but just in case I found this website that reports on long-term safety and effectiveness of sildenafil

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2387281/

I haven't read it all - too knackered right now.

Yep its no problem as I read it.  The gist is that only "1.1% of participants discontinued treatment over 4 years because of treatment-related adverse events, which were most frequently dyspepsia, rhinitis, and headache".  No big deal they were just pussies to discontinue for that.  I'd rather take 2 Ibrupofen or man it out.

Offline Essex3

The one thing I would love to do is spend a night with Saha Grey (Pornstar), even in a dream would be great.

You can buy her minge outline as a sex toy. Fleshlight do pornstar cast sex toys for men.

Offline itk

OMG... I'm all for having the best time ever when on a punt but.. 12 Viagra is very excessive!
Just 1 gives me a hot face and a slight headache, I'd never try more, it's not worth the risk  :thumbsdown:

same here. Took one 50mg tablet last month before a punt. Never went through with it, as I got a stonking headache and my face resembled a beetroot. Also felt like a had flu llike symptons for hours afterwards. Never again for me.

Offline Lz-129

same here. Took one 50mg tablet last month before a punt. Never went through with it, as I got a stonking headache and my face resembled a beetroot. Also felt like a had flu llike symptons for hours afterwards. Never again for me.

Thankfully it's totally the opposite for me, 100mg tab on empty stomach and it's game on!
I feel great for hours, a little blocked nose maybe but really that's it, I still get this nice fuzzy feeling inmy stomach about 12 hours later... 

 :thumbsup:

Done
Anal - only done it a couple of times, the first accidentally! Was doing an old bird in doggy when I slipped out, put it back in again and didn't realise it was up her arse until I looked down. :cool:
CIM - Only once (sadly) but very good.
Roleplay - some really good ones, some let-downs
Watersports - had a few attempts on being pissed on but it's never as erotic in real-life as it is watching the likes of Wendy Taylor do it!
Rimming(giving)

Would like to do.

Threesome - ffm
Snowballing( in a 3-some) - Would love to see 2 women gargling my cum.
Public punt - nothing too risky, maybe a park.
Oiled body2body massage
Prostate massage
Rimming(recieving)
Punt a porn star
see a Ts 'girl'

Offline cueball

Ok, punting bucket list

DONE.....
Anal (on her)
Cim (on her)
Swallow (on her)
Rimmed (me), not my bag that
Black
Blonde
Brunette
Ginger
Obviously fucking
Plump
Slim
Big tits
Little tits
Done the car and public punt

TO DO.....

Thai/chinese
Nuru massage + sex
FFM
Whatever else pops into my seedy mind



LycraAl

Duo Girl booking.
Anal (impossible to find anyone who does it)
Watersports. (Receiving).
And Girl with a strap on sex (which don't ask me why I want to try this and I likely never would have the guts to do it as I could never even ask a girl to do this the stigma against it is so high).

Late to the party here, but did 3/4 of that in one punt last month :-)  Just never got the point of WS.

Don't think there's much I still "need" to do, as I've had some fun times in the last few years.

Probably the most fun recently was receiving a BJ from a WG in a small country church, when she was kneeling in front of the alter, with a dildo inside her under clothes, and her hands cuffed behind her back.  Not planned at all, just seized the opportunity - simply magic!

Offline Quesadilla

I started out with a fairly basic bucket list back in May, started working through some items and made notes of new ideas I got from reading this forum and just thinking about my punts and what might have been cool to try.

Went back to my list this week and I ticked off almost 100 items last year - but still well over 100 individual items still to go - too long to reprint in full but here are the high level categories and some examples :
Novelty (e.g. contortionist, lactation, pussy pump, nuru massage)
CUM (in a condom and have the WG drink it, cum on feet from foot wank only)
Times (1st thing in the morning punt, overnighter, weekend away, two separate punts/girls in one day)
Places (hot tub, public places (various), plane / mile-high!)
Ages (18 year old, 50 year old)
Races (Japanese, Indian, Thai)
Fetish / BDSM (too big a list to go through in any detail - swingers clubs / fetish clubs, shibari, device bondage, forced orgasms and orgasm denial, strap-on / pegging, electro-shocks, watersports, blood sports, fisting (pussy and anal). Some harder / taboo stuff I wouldn't discuss in public. :)
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline Hydrant

Done
Anal
Rimming both ways
WS both ways
Fisting (vaginal, way past the wrist)
BDSM both ways
Strap-on
Convincing Tgirls (many times, both ways)
FFM
MMF
Two convincing Tgirls (yes, I was spit-roasted)
One convincing Tgirl, one GG
Orgies with girls (LMP and other parties)
Orgies with mostly unconvincing Tgirls (Legs 800 Club, Sweet Wednesday)
Dressed up as a tranny by a female mistress who got male slaves to suck me
Sex in the car, over the car bonnet, standing in the street, down dirty alleyways, in the middle of a wood, up against the full-length window inside a high-rise block. I've also had hooker sex in public places interrupted by snide and sneering cops a couple of times, but I probably could have done without that
Every race of girl I can think of
Nuru massage

Want to do
Anal fisting
Identical twins with interaction
Mother and daughter with a clear resemblance and interaction. I have a particular fantasy where we role-play that the desperately indebted mother is forcing the beautiful but reluctant teenage daughter to fuck their evil landlord (me) using all three holes.
Orgy with convincing Tgirls. I went to a tranny hooker social party before Christmas where this kind of thing is alleged to sometimes happen, but almost nothing did.
I want to fuck an adult but really tiny, slender white girl (4ft 6 or under). Had this with a Far-Eastern girl but Europeans turn me on more.


Banning reason: Pestering admin

Offline Vivago

Interesting bucket list, Hydrant. You will be having some of the more conventionally minded members spluttering into  their cocoa. :lol:

Good luck on the identical twins and tiny white girl.  Both are fantasies of mine but I suspect will forever remain unrealized, particularly the midget bit.  In well nourished Britain, such small, perfectly formed ladies are virtually non-existent.

Have you tried the TS/girl combo particularly when the TS has workable parts that they can use on the WG? Very interesting possibilities there.

Tried the mother/daughter thing in Thailand but it was frankly a bit of a disappointment.  As expected, there was virtually no physical interaction between the two and the daughter spent most of the time hiding in the bathroom. But it was a tick off the bucket list.

Offline Munching32

I have a certain fantasy in my mind...it involves two girls size 4-6 nice body and face...not too large breasts..

One girl giving full on domination and the other at the same time offering a full on GFE...and I want to be taken to a state that the dom girl herself submits as she can't control her own horniness and then gets dominated by the GFE girl and myself and then in the end the GFE girl gets dominated by the myself and the Dom girl will give her some good lesbian action..I need a full night for this and I am not sure how the plan would work but everyone will get dominated and have vanilla sex in the same night...I want to use all soft dom stuff like nipple clamps, gags, tie and tease, crop etc..

So in an equation if I am A, GFE girl is B and Dom girl is C

Scene 1 I want C dominating A and B giving GFE to A
Scene 2 I want A dominating C and B giving GFE to C
Scene 3 I want A & C dominating B and both Give GFE/BFE to Finish...

Offline closeshave

I'm still waiting to be double or triple dommed 

Offline Sonny Crockett

I would say that my current punting bucket list consists of seeing the following ladies;

Miss KDD

Platinum Cindy

Lindsey
Banning reason: Troll

I guess I do have a bucket list, though I never really thought about it until now.

A genuine ginger/redhead - no bottle redheads.
Lap dancing - I've had this before but most of them weren't very good, so they don't count. A lap dance for me has to be particularly sensual.
Pierced nipples - hers, not mine!
Tie and tease - I haven't done this yet because I've seen too many instances of it going wrong!
Girl in a school uniform - I'm not keen on a porn star look, but an actual school uniform is too much.
Girl with very short hair
Outcall in an upscale hotel.


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