Maria - Sheffield - Nice but not as advertised....

[anonvip20]

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Was up north for a meeting, finished early, thought I'd arrange a punt whilst waiting for my train. Tried a few girls I'd had on my list and first one to reply positively was Maria.

Positives - pretty good shape, around 5'6-5'8 I would guess, all services supplied and the place was clean
Negatives - theres no way she's 29, I would guess +15 years easily unless she's had a rough life. Done up but couldn't hide the years to be honest. I hate myself for giving her a neutral for this but she advertises as being 29 and its not right! Other negatives, remains of someone else's dump in the toilet (luckily I only wanted a shower) I almost puked when I threw my chewing gum in there. She had a cold too, didn't mention it during booking.

My biggest mistake was not taking a time out and finding somewhere to sift through my options, instead I carried on walking around freezing my nuts off trying to book something on my mobile. Should have taken half an hour out and done it systematically - I would then have gone for HorneyHannah who had glowing reviews but she responded a little later.

[BP96]

Sorry to hear mate but we all know she's older and there's plenty of reviews/discussion commenting on it.

[mrfishyfoo]

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......I hate myself for giving her a neutral for this but she advertises as being 29 and its not right!

Cheers for the review fella. 

I am though confused as you have negged her. Was this what you intended ??

[x Angel Maria x]

Hi Babe can you tell me were you was with me ?I'm not remember to meet visitors from London    If you really were with me am really sorry you  was wait due bathroom was in use ... but I think it's not a reason to give me a negative  .or maybe am wrong . Thanks Maria   

[One Eyed Snake]

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Was up north for a meeting, finished early, thought I'd arrange a punt whilst waiting for my train. Tried a few girls I'd had on my list and first one to reply positively was Maria.

Positives - pretty good shape, around 5'6-5'8 I would guess, all services supplied and the place was clean
Negatives - theres no way she's 29, I would guess +15 years easily unless she's had a rough life. Done up but couldn't hide the years to be honest. I hate myself for giving her a neutral for this but she advertises as being 29 and its not right! Other negatives, remains of someone else's dump in the toilet (luckily I only wanted a shower) I almost puked when I threw my chewing gum in there. She had a cold too, didn't mention it during booking.

My biggest mistake was not taking a time out and finding somewhere to sift through my options, instead I carried on walking around freezing my nuts off trying to book something on my mobile. Should have taken half an hour out and done it systematically - I would then have gone for HorneyHannah who had glowing reviews but she responded a little later.

I've seen Maria a couple of times , obvious she's not 29 but your trying to imply she's 44. I'd say 35 no older. On both occasions she's been top notch, red hot, I'd see her anytime.

[Turtle Z]

Hi Babe can you tell me were you was with me ?I'm not remember to meet visitors from London    If you really were with me am really sorry you  was wait due bathroom was in use ... but I think it's not a reason to give me a negative  .or maybe am wrong . Thanks Maria   

I disagree, if I walk into a girls bathroom during a punt and find one of these then that's reason enough for a negative. If you had anything about you then you'd check the  place was clean and ready for your next guest.



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[Turtle Z]

I've seen Maria a couple of times , obvious she's not 29 but your trying to imply she's 44. I'd say 35 no older. On both occasions she's been top notch, red hot, I'd see her anytime.

My moneys on 44. 

[Shearer1955]

Must admit shit in the netty not good

The punt itself  isn't covered sufficiently to say Negative but I don't read that it was a bad punt from the limited info so it might be a Neutral looked at objectively - the op is entitled to offer his opinion as he saw it  of course and I respect his view:hi:

[Thechaser]

remains of someone else's dump in the toilet (luckily I only wanted a shower) I almost puked

1/ surely you've been to a shitter in a pub/bar where you've seen a floater in at least one of the cubicles (sometimes maybe even outside of the toilet itself!!) ?!

2/ could have been worse, imagine finding a dump under the bed sheets left by a former hard sports client!! 

Entitled to your own opinion obviously but a neg seems a little harsh!

[demonic]

I had an interesting day today .... decided to have a punt with an oriental in Sheffield ... aged 19 ... pictures looked great ... Made my way to the well know block by the Wicker. When she opened the door I asked if she was the maid .... nope ...she was the SP ... I then showed her photo's off AW and said that there is no way you are her .... quickly left ..
I duly found myself in my car, horny and needing to arrange something.
The point of this post .... I rang Maria, she answered very promptly and was very pleasant. She was more than willing to arrange a meet however she explained that she had recently moved flat and was now near the Comedy Club. Had I been closer and had time to find parking I would have agreed to meet however I was in the Wicker and that was where I ultimately ended up seeing someone ...

Crux of this .... She says she has recently moved to a new flat .... She was extremely pleasant on the phone .... Boo Boom ...

[anonvip20]

Hey Guys

So - she's not mid 30's, no way, in her 40s easily, either way claiming your in your 20's is misleading and reason enough for the negative I feel.

The turd in the loo was icing on the negative's cake!

As mentioned, I was thinking about a neutral but for me ordering a burger in a restaurant and being given a pizza would result in me sending it back, same issue here - she's not what she says on the tin. Punt was ok but I just couldn't get into it due to the previous issues.

Happy to be shot down! Partly my own fault for not checking previous reviews. If they mention age then I'm not giving any new info, hopefully its an indication to the service provider that its not a fair representation.

I mean no offence.

Laters all!

[shyjamal]

Annon i agree with you... thank you for your review

[Thechaser]

Fair point anon. Hope you have better luck next time you're in our neck of the woods

[BP96]

Message for Anon:

Always when you're stood at the door be prepared and if they don't look like what it says on the tin then get ready to walk. Life is so much better then. I remember doing so with Maria's friend Fat Queen Aida and despite getting a volley of abuse it's my cash and my decision.

Message for Maria:

On here we all agree that putting your real age on here would be a good idea. We appreciate honesty and we would still come to visit you because you have a great body and deliver a great service.

[mrfishyfoo]

Cheers for the review fella. 

I am though confused as you have negged her. Was this what you intended ??

Thanks for clarifying MrAnon. 

I ain't confused no more and get why you negged her.

[anonvip20]

Thanks BP96 - yeah I agree, gotta learn to walk. I'm currently too polite to do anything of the sort, just need to realise its not being rude, its just being honest to yourself. Lets see!