External Link/Members OnlySaw this WG in December (week between Xmas and New Year) for a fly h/h for £50. Was in the town anyway on business so thought I'd get one in. Options were threadbare but she popped up on AW and I went for it. Wish I hadn't bothered

I'll do highlights first - she smelled nice. Done.
Everything else was downhill from there. Got parked around the corner easily enough due to the time of the year. Called up and got final directions to the flat, up in the lift (posh part of Glasgow) and found the flat easily enough.
When I arrived at the flat I knew straight away it was a knocking shop as I could hear someone in the other room, which made me a bit wary (I now know that's "Natasha" from another review today). But cock beat head so I went for it. Handed over the cash and she then undressed. Nice enough, but has a weeny pot belly and slightly saggy tits for a supposedly 24yo. No sign of stretchmarks though so hard to explain why.
She advertises anal, OWO and CIM. I got none of this despite asking her on the phone if all were available

"only if you become my regular" she tries to tell me. Yeah, fat fucking chance after this debacle.
So what I got instead was oral-with, a shag in mish only (said I was too big for doggie and trust me, I'm not), every time I tried to spread her legs to play with her clit she pulled my hand away. Wouldn't even let me fondle her tits "cos it tickles too much" or some other such shit excuse. Eventually I just pulled out, off with the dom and wanked over her tits.
Wiped myself, dressed and exited stage left

BTW, I usually use an iPad to search AW and didn't know that, if I use the full site option, I can scrub out Romanians. Wish I'd known this before I wasted £50 dumping my cum on this lame fuck's tits

but I know now

I know this is a cheap shag at £50 for the h/h but seriously, drill a hole in a watermelon and shag it instead, you'll get more response!