Ugly, slovenly and sexy as a dead rat - Ealing/Northfields

[exhippy]

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The picture on adult work makes her look cute and late 20s to mid 30s. In the flesh, and there is a great deal more than I expected, she is at least mid 40s and very plain. I knew it was going to be shit as soon as i paid the money. "Oh your hands are so cold" - was the first warning that there would be no intimacy. Then she took off her clothes immediately lookling away from me. No face to face embraces. No kissing of any sort. She puts on a condom immediately and jumps into a 69 position and in front of me is a huge gaping pussy. I can barely get an erection and I cannot feel the covered blowjob. Virtually all the sex was with her face away from me (ok I am not pretty but nor am I ugly), and all the time it is fake noises which I loathe. In the end I had to wank myself to come. and then I noticed I had only been there 35 min. for an hours booking. It felt like eternity. And as soon as the sex was over she put on carpet slippers and unbecoming robe. Stay away.

[pumps]

sorry to hear you had a bad punt but....

You should of walked when you saw that she wasn't what you were expecting.

you also should of confirmed services before paying; It may still have been a negative punt, but at the very least you'd of been able to touch base even if its only briefly - with the services you required.

 or she'd of said "no I don't do owo & kissing like my profile says because I'm a lying twat" and alleluia you'd of left with your pockets full of cash 

[Jerboa]

Got to say, if she was that ugly looking, why didn't you walk? You thought with your dick, work on it.

[peter purves]

Sorry to hear mate - one of those possible I'm giving up punting moments 

[MP778]

sorry about the bad punt.  i think i remember considering this one a while back... then i subscribd to her private gallery, eeesh!!