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Author Topic: Stealing from a prossie, bicycle escape, caught by a TV. On a Monday night.  (Read 2765 times)


Online EnglishRebecca121

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what stealing from a prossie :unknown:

no one i hope !

why did he steal from her surely as a footy player he has plenty of cash


Offline lovelysofia92

what stealing from a prossie :unknown:

no one i hope !

why did he steal from her surely as a footy player he has plenty of cash

Third division player in Lecce, I wouldn't say he's making that much to be honest.

But surely not desperate enough to steal from a prossie hahah
« Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 09:31:51 PM by lovelysofia92 »

Offline Daffodil

what stealing from a prossie :unknown:

no one i hope !

why did he steal from her surely as a footy player he has plenty of cash

Obviously sarcasm is wasted on you  :dash:

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Third division player in Lecce, I wouldn't say he's making that much to be honest.

But surely not desperate enough to steal from a prossie hahah

Sounds like he stole the purse to get his iPhone back.

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odvs it was ...

The story is about somebody stealing from a prossie, escaping on a push bike, being chased and caught by a transsexual, and ending up in the cells. On a Monday night.

Did you really think the question, 'come on, who hasn't been there?' was serious?  :dash: :dash:

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You couldn't find a funnier newsbyte. Well done

Offline haystacks79

You couldn't find a funnier newsbyte. Well done

If only he'd been a rugby player...


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If only he'd been a rugby player...

Rugby players are gentlemen with odd shaped balls.
The fact that they all turn into transvestites at the sight of a pint is utterly irrelevant  :D

Offline potata72

Amazing, you couldn't make it up!


"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling tranny!" he shouted in the back of the police van  :D

Offline Matium

http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/25/french-winger-ousmane-drame-facing-stiff-penalty-after-less-than-romantic-encounter-3666637/

Come on, who hasn't been there?

No one I hope.

What he did was contemptible and he deserves everything he gets.

Of course people can steal from a prostitute but they just shouldn't complain about the jail time they'll do as a result.

Offline haystacks79

Rugby players are gentlemen with odd shaped balls.
The fact that they all turn into transvestites at the sight of a pint is utterly irrelevant  :D

actually, I was thinking of the headline you could have written if he'd been a hooker.

Offline Daffodil

actually, I was thinking of the headline you could have written if he'd been a hooker.

Taxi for haystacks

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actually, I was thinking of the headline you could have written if he'd been a hooker.

Talk about unearthing a dinosaur


Offline NobbyNobbs

http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/25/french-winger-ousmane-drame-facing-stiff-penalty-after-less-than-romantic-encounter-3666637/

Come on, who hasn't been there?
Pay her with his iPhone5! At first I thought we could now punt using bitcoin! Stole her purse and bicycle. Stopped by her tranny mate. I seriously smirked (not lol'd as that upsets RPG) at this. And I thought some of my punts were weird!
« Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 10:29:44 PM by NobbyNobbs »

Offline tda666

Surely there must be some CCTV footage of this somewhere?? Particularly the stand-off with the tranny !!!

Like you said Daff, we've all been there ...!

Offline Acer

That's some scumbag! Lowest of the low!!

Offline Melb

I'm shocked and disgusted. A newspaper can't spell, should be pedalled.

Offline rpg

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I seriously smirked (not lol'd as that upsets RPG)
Spoken like a real man.

Offline finn5555

Third division player in Lecce, I wouldn't say he's making that much to be honest.

But surely not desperate enough to steal from a prossie hahah

I guess we have found the sharpest tool in the box  :wackogirl:


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