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Tony Montana

What makes an exceptional GFE stand out above an average one?  Some girls seem to think that a GFE is just kissing, but for me it has to me more than that.  There has to be a convincing illusion of affection, and like any good illusionist you should be left satisfied without quite knowing how the trick was done.   For me, the little things that make for a truly exceptional GFE are:

1.  The girl initiates the kissing, not just at the start of the punt but all the way through, especially where the kisses are unexpected.  For example, while riding me cowgirl style, she will lean forward and plant a deep kiss on my mouth, or have a long lingering kiss as you say goodbye when your time is up.

2.  The girl will give affectionate touches and light kisses to my face and on my erogenous zones other than my lips and gentleman area.

3.  When I am in the driving seat, the girl will softy encourage the proceedings with pleasurable gasps and moans and utterances of “Oh yes”, “Oh God”, “just there”, “don’t stop”

4.  The girl wants to stay close between the actual sex, wrapping her legs over mine, spooning, wrapping an arm around my body, maintaining eye contact.

5.  The inter-sex conversation, showing an interest in me as a person without being intrusive.  Sharing jokes, common interests and stories.

Offline ManBat

for a true girlfriend experience she'll turn up 30 minutes late with unshaven legs and a headache, not be in the mood and expect you to rub her feet.
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Offline AnthG

Eye contact.

The girl has a laugh and a joke.

That's it for me.

Offline Dani

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For me (yes I have booked a girl or two) its when
I feel as if I belong there as everything is so easy and not strained.
When there is always body contact and stroking even afterwards when just talking in between rounds
When you can both laugh even during sexual play
also when you can change to something else without having to ask
more important for me is when everything flows freely and there are no awkward moments
Also eye contact during missionary, not worried about other positions as I know its actually quite hard to keep eye contact all the time and means you are concentrating on it and not doing it naturally

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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she will do your washing ironing cleaning then cook you dinner followed by sex then a beer  :rolleyes:

hence why im single :D

Offline Dani

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she will do your washing ironing cleaning then cook you dinner followed by sex then a beer  :rolleyes:

hence why im single :D

Rebecca, its beer then sex then beer. 
 :lol:

Offline toolboy55

What makes an exceptional GFE stand out above an average one?  Some girls seem to think that a GFE is just kissing, but for me it has to me more than that.  There has to be a convincing illusion of affection, and like any good illusionist you should be left satisfied without quite knowing how the trick was done.   For me, the little things that make for a truly exceptional GFE are:

1.  The girl initiates the kissing, not just at the start of the punt but all the way through, especially where the kisses are unexpected.  For example, while riding me cowgirl style, she will lean forward and plant a deep kiss on my mouth, or have a long lingering kiss as you say goodbye when your time is up.

2.  The girl will give affectionate touches and light kisses to my face and on my erogenous zones other than my lips and gentleman area.

3.  When I am in the driving seat, the girl will softy encourage the proceedings with pleasurable gasps and moans and utterances of “Oh yes”, “Oh God”, “just there”, “don’t stop”

4.  The girl wants to stay close between the actual sex, wrapping her legs over mine, spooning, wrapping an arm around my body, maintaining eye contact.

5.  The inter-sex conversation, showing an interest in me as a person without being intrusive.  Sharing jokes, common interests and stories.

Exactly that.

I have only met one girl like that but it really makes for a great time.

Online haystacks79

Agree with most of the things already mentioned. Not sure how to explain it, but it's also when things just feel natural, nothing forced and you get the feeling that you're genuinely enjoying each others company (whether real, or faked).

Offline LL

I would add her complimenting me, telling me I'm good looking, youthful, nice, or some other bullshit that I'll believe when I'm caught up in the moment. In the zone.

Or as the Weeknd puts it on his track, "Wicked Games"...

So tell me you love me
Only for tonight
Only for one night
Even though you don't love me
Just tell me you love me
I'll give you what I need
I'll give you all of me
Even though you don't love me

Offline lovelysofia92

I would add her complimenting me, telling me I'm good looking, youthful, nice, or some other bullshit that I'll believe when I'm caught up in the moment. In the zone.

Or as the Weeknd puts it on his track, "Wicked Games"...

So tell me you love me
Only for tonight
Only for one night
Even though you don't love me
Just tell me you love me
I'll give you what I need
I'll give you all of me
Even though you don't love me

I LOVE The Weeknd and every song of theirs is such a good song to have sex to! It always puts me into the right mood    :blush:

As for the topic, I think a real GFE is when the girl makes you forget for an hour or two that this is paid sex by making you feel comfortable and being open and playful. Even though it might just be an illusion, I love it when everything kind of falls into place and it feels so natural you're actually having a great time. :)

Ravanelli

An exceptional GF, personally I think the term is bollocks.

Offline ManBat

Rebecca, its beer then sex then beer. 
 :lol:

beer then sex then nap
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What makes an exceptional GFE stand out above an average one?  Some girls seem to think that a GFE is just kissing, but for me it has to me more than that.  There has to be a convincing illusion of affection, and like any good illusionist you should be left satisfied without quite knowing how the trick was done.   For me, the little things that make for a truly exceptional GFE are:

1.  The girl initiates the kissing, not just at the start of the punt but all the way through, especially where the kisses are unexpected.  For example, while riding me cowgirl style, she will lean forward and plant a deep kiss on my mouth, or have a long lingering kiss as you say goodbye when your time is up.

2.  The girl will give affectionate touches and light kisses to my face and on my erogenous zones other than my lips and gentleman area.

3.  When I am in the driving seat, the girl will softy encourage the proceedings with pleasurable gasps and moans and utterances of “Oh yes”, “Oh God”, “just there”, “don’t stop”

4.  The girl wants to stay close between the actual sex, wrapping her legs over mine, spooning, wrapping an arm around my body, maintaining eye contact.

5.  The inter-sex conversation, showing an interest in me as a person without being intrusive.  Sharing jokes, common interests and stories.

EXACTLY THAT! you got it covered there mate. And I've only met a handful of girls that do this really well. Worth sticking with a good provider if you find one (they tend to not stay in one place very long maybe the intimacy burns them out).

Offline Tailpipe

I LOVE The Weeknd and every song of theirs is such a good song to have sex to! It always puts me into the right mood    :blush:

As for the topic, I think a real GFE is when the girl makes you forget for an hour or two that this is paid sex by making you feel comfortable and being open and playful. Even though it might just be an illusion, I love it when everything kind of falls into place and it feels so natural you're actually having a great time. :)


This is how it  should be.

Smoke and mirrors yes but perfect all the same.

Offline toon972

Had such an experience last Friday,so will definately see her again.Hard to explain but just had a feeling there was more to come  :).Which I suppose was her doing her job well.

Offline LL

I LOVE The Weeknd and every song of theirs is such a good song to have sex to! It always puts me into the right mood    :blush:
I like him very much too - House of Balloons is my favourite mixtape of his.  However, it's pretty dark stuff if you concentrate on the lyrics - and when he tells stories about punting he presents the dark side of it and is filled with shame after having done it.  There's also a lot of hard drug references.  Come to think of it, throughout his music He's telling his own story of how he found money and fame at a very young age and made a lot of mistakes (similar to his mentor Drake - maybe you like him too?).

Anyway back on topic.  It's also nice when the girl hands me a fresh towel for a shower rather than just telling me to find one in the bathroom - it's the little touches to make me feel at home (like I would with a real gf) that make all the difference and make me much more likely to return (so take notice ladies!) :)

Offline smiths

What makes an exceptional GFE stand out above an average one?  Some girls seem to think that a GFE is just kissing, but for me it has to me more than that.  There has to be a convincing illusion of affection, and like any good illusionist you should be left satisfied without quite knowing how the trick was done.   For me, the little things that make for a truly exceptional GFE are:

1.  The girl initiates the kissing, not just at the start of the punt but all the way through, especially where the kisses are unexpected.  For example, while riding me cowgirl style, she will lean forward and plant a deep kiss on my mouth, or have a long lingering kiss as you say goodbye when your time is up.

2.  The girl will give affectionate touches and light kisses to my face and on my erogenous zones other than my lips and gentleman area.

3.  When I am in the driving seat, the girl will softy encourage the proceedings with pleasurable gasps and moans and utterances of “Oh yes”, “Oh God”, “just there”, “don’t stop”

4.  The girl wants to stay close between the actual sex, wrapping her legs over mine, spooning, wrapping an arm around my body, maintaining eye contact.

5.  The inter-sex conversation, showing an interest in me as a person without being intrusive.  Sharing jokes, common interests and stories.

I agree with your 5 points. Overall, its a WG that has a great friendly enthusiastic attitude and who is honest enough to offer what was agreed when i booked. During the punt i am the centre of her attentions. ;)

Offline Uglybugball


Level 1
A lovely welcoming smile, come to bed eyes, soft kisses.  (nice brew ready on arrival)

Level 2
More passion and sensual kissing and touching as though you're the only person that rocks her world.
(even before you've got your shoes off at the front door)

Level 3
Giving herself to you completely, knowing/sensing your pleasure and driving you to the edge again and again, with eye contact. (making your cum extra intense)

Repeat all of the above as long as your time allows...with all the things you want to do to her.  :kissgirl:


Offline EnglishRebecca121

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nothing beats a brew and a biscuit before sex :P

Offline G-style

What makes an exceptional GFE stand out above an average one?  Some girls seem to think that a GFE is just kissing, but for me it has to me more than that.  There has to be a convincing illusion of affection, and like any good illusionist you should be left satisfied without quite knowing how the trick was done.   For me, the little things that make for a truly exceptional GFE are:

1.  The girl initiates the kissing, not just at the start of the punt but all the way through, especially where the kisses are unexpected.  For example, while riding me cowgirl style, she will lean forward and plant a deep kiss on my mouth, or have a long lingering kiss as you say goodbye when your time is up.

2.  The girl will give affectionate touches and light kisses to my face and on my erogenous zones other than my lips and gentleman area.

3.  When I am in the driving seat, the girl will softy encourage the proceedings with pleasurable gasps and moans and utterances of “Oh yes”, “Oh God”, “just there”, “don’t stop”

4.  The girl wants to stay close between the actual sex, wrapping her legs over mine, spooning, wrapping an arm around my body, maintaining eye contact.

5.  The inter-sex conversation, showing an interest in me as a person without being intrusive.  Sharing jokes, common interests and stories.

I have found this on a couple of occasions but it doesn't last; as someone said they move on OR they don't quite reach the same standards. Maybe that's me having higher expectations or they get too comfortable with you and don't try quite as hard.
I then find that I am searching for that experience again, perfectly good punts leave me feeling somehow dissatisfied.

That for me is a sign that it's time to take a break.
 



Offline NobbyNobbs

I dunno maybe Im mad but who actually wants a gfe? To me that means emotional click. If I wanted luv, or a fling, i'd not rent a girl by the min!

I find most wg's offer a list of services to varying degree:-
GFE - eg I'll be nice-ish, until you've cum.
PSE - eg fake moaning, until youve cum.
TPE - eg do I really have to screw u, u ugly bastard? Y havent u cum yet, u flacid?

NB
TPE - True Prossie Experience.

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