Injured while punting

[Easypopper78]

Anyone ever picked up an injury while punting. ?
My worst has to be while doin it in the shower with a wg and I slid and
Hit my head on shower controls and cut my leg on the screen frame. Had to invent a story
Of how it all happened at work.!

[Normalguy20172017]

Lol that sounds painful. For me nothing to major. Just the condom getting caught in my pubic hair which hurts a lot.

[Easypopper78]

I'm sure somebody would have got a serious one ie ambulance to A and E!!
Don't fancy havin to explain that one to the Mrs.!!

[sirbonkalot]

I got a blood blister on my cock once which was very visible, it was at a party and I was booked for another party the next day so had to explain to the host what had happened, it was a bit embarrassing but all was ok and we had a good laugh about it, I had to hide it from the OH for a few days until it went away but that wasn't too hard!!

[peter_bungee]

i seem to get cramp a lot!

[Sparta Prada]

Worst one for me was snapping my banjo string while in missionary with a girl.

At first you think, 'shit, she's on her period'. Then you see the huge amount of blood. Then you realise you have a bit of pain down there!

This was a girl who came to my place, so the punt ended early. She was quite sweet and rang me the next day to make sure I was ok.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Worst one for me was snapping my banjo string while in missionary with a girl.

Ouch....Hurts just thinking about that. 

[mediumjoe]

I got a blood blister on my cock once which was very visible, it was at a party and I was booked for another party the next day so had to explain to the host what had happened, it was a bit embarrassing but all was ok and we had a good laugh about it, I had to hide it from the OH for a few days until it went away but that wasn't too hard!!

   Well Sirbonkalot what we need to know, is just how you managed to get a blood blister on your Willy,  I can only think you trapped it in a door or something.  Nasty.  Joe

[cueball]

Worst one for me was snapping my banjo string while in missionary with a girl.

At first you think, 'shit, she's on her period'. Then you see the huge amount of blood. Then you realise you have a bit of pain down there!

I've had that but with a civvie gf in cg bare, don't know how you snapped your banjo string with a condom on 

[Jamboney]

Got cramp in both legs after a pretty vigorous bit of doggy, fell forwards on top of her which shocked her as she'd thought I'd passed out! She helped stretch my legs to take the cramp away which must have looked fucking hilarious if anyone would have seen it 

[theGOAT]

Anyone ever picked up an injury while punting. ?
My worst has to be while doin it in the shower with a wg and I slid and
Hit my head on shower controls and cut my leg on the screen frame. Had to invent a story
Of how it all happened at work.!

Hopefully at the end of the meet?  Nightmare if at the start.

I am always really cautious getting in and out of showers - nearly slipped so many times!

Cheers!

[Sparta Prada]

I've had that but with a civvie gf in cg bare, don't know how you snapped your banjo string with a condom on 

All I know is that I have never felt so sheepish explaining what happened! I'm sure medical staff have seen and heard everything but it doesn't help.

[cueball]

All I know is that I have never felt so sheepish explaining what happened! I'm sure medical staff have seen and heard everything but it doesn't help.

What made you think she came on though? All the blood would be inside the condom 

It fuckin stings though doesn't it  I felt mine tear on her down stroke. Many moons ago but some things stay in the memory bank 

[The Vicar of Dibley]

I slipped down the stairs once whilst leaving a punt. Was one of those places where you have to take off your shoes on entering, thus leaving I only had socks on my feet and they had a polished wooden staircase. Automatically grabbed onto the first thing available when I realised I was falling so I faced the indignity of going down all the stairs on my arse whilst carrying a potted plant. WG thought it was hilarious.

[bristolqwerty]

Had my balls caught in a cock pump by a very apologetic escort, its was missing the bottom seal bit, like taking off in a rocket with the door slightly ajar. 

[Bangers and Gash]

Just the odd pulled leg muscle and a large friction burn on my cock.   

[GreyDave]

     Carpet burns on knees after a swingers party   

[webpunter]

Was at Soft Touch parlour in Northampton.  Arrived a few mins early & as i'd been a few times i was asked if i'd like a look round the premises.  As a couple of the rooms had been upgraded.  Was in the jacuzzi room & i mentioned that baby oil & baths had the potential of being slippy as fuck.  The receptionist [who i'm sure fancied me  ] said "funny you should say that.  We had a customer who slipped in the jacuzzi, dislocated his shoulder & maybe broke some ribs".  They had to ask a regular punter to help him out of the jacuzzi.  A couple of the masseuses dried him off & got him dressed.  They offered to call an ambulance & the injured geezer apparently looked like he'd seen a ghost    So the regular drove him into town & dropped him off, who then called 999 & said he'd tripped on the pavement.  The regular was rewarded with a free session with two of the masseuses when he got back after dropping the bloke off

[mrdiamond77]

I sprained my ankle once while on my way to a punt.  All down to an old football injury I had a few months earlier, ran across the road to get to her house and my ankle went.  Still managed somehow to go ahead with the punt but I was in agony after.

[SuitedandBooted]

Managed to impale myself on a metal spiked fence one night whilst out seeing a regular. Had popped to the shop for some fags, managed to walk down the wrong alley way back and decided the short cut over a fence was going to be easiest.

Ended up wth a gash in my thigh and a few days later the OH noticed it and sent me to hospital. Turned out ok but was a little scary!

[fairfield]

This EE   External Link/Members Only has got a hefty right hand and slapped the beejesus out of my right thigh, leaving it more black than blue. Limped for days.
Think it was her non-verbal way of communicating that she only allows shallow penetration.
Limp or no, am proud to say i still got out pretty smartish before Sergei could weigh in too.

[geordieman]

I've twice had wgs get too enthusiastic giving owo, caught me with their teeth, and drawn blood.  Messy, and took about five days to heal but all good now.  I now make sure any wg is aware of the danger and never receive owo from a wg with a tongue stud in...

[P. Lonker]

I lost a financial limb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carpy]

Kicked full on in the chin with the heel of the wg's foot, was in cg and tried rolling her forward into missionary in the heat of the moment, hurt like fuck but didn't mark me and just carried on in the heat of moment.

Funniest I have seen was with a wg and I was giving her a smashing in doggy, with her laying in the corner of the bed with her shoulder on mattress, as it got to the vinegar stokes and cum I leaned forward over her and the slats on the bed went and she went stairght in between the side of bed and mattress and got stuck head first. Luckily she saw the funny side and I did the noble thing and helped her out

[DDDave]

I was giving a girl oral, she had her ankles crossed on my back. When she came she straightened her legs in spasm, this had the effect of bending my head back and it felt like it was going to be ripped off at the neck.

Pulled muscles cleared up after a week.

[cassini]

Whilst going down on a WG, my feet were hanging over the edge of her bed. Unbeknown to either her or me, her new kitten had joined us in the room, saw my pinkies and thought that they'd be good to play with. It jumped up and was hanging from my foot with its claws dug in. I jumped a mile, from both shock and pain, the cat flew off screeching the prossie thought I had killed it. On closer inspection my foot had several large scratches with blood seeping from them.

I had to go and have a tetanus jab as the kitten had not yet had all it's jabs. Luckily as a single bloke no explanation was needed to anyone other than A&E dept

[will-ow]

carpet burns, cramp and once i smashed a glass by accident and cut my foot open!

[Horizontal pleasures]

Lol that sounds painful. For me nothing to major. Just the condom getting caught in my pubic hair which hurts a lot.

worth a review? Who was she?

[Oxfordswing]

In a dungeon she stood on my toe by accident wearing very high stilettos very early in the session. Broke the toe but still managed the full two hours. The irony was I was dom she was sub that day

[bearcat69]

On my very first punt I suddenly got really bad cramp in both my calves at the end whilst I was getting dressed. The WG, a Spanish girl, got all fussed and was telling me to calm down in a slightly hysterical manner , which just made it worse. Slightly spoiled what was a decent first punt. I didn't mind all that much though, was probably my fault, as I was nervous and I think I just wanted to rush out as quickly as possible after the deed was done. Was hobbling around with an awkward limp for a few weeks afterwards.