Breaking the ice witha new escort

[Melb]

Ah there you go, you've rumbled me. I used to be an extreme fluffy (if there can be such a thing) in the days when I paid £120 and over and only saw agency girls in 5* hotels and classy flats.

When I went down-market - everything went downhill and I hardened up.

[Tailpipe]

Ah there you go, you've rumbled me. I used to be an extreme fluffy (if there can be such a thing) in the days when I paid £120 and over and only saw agency girls in 5* hotels and classy flats.

When I went down-market - everything went downhill and I hardened up.

Think you read my mind , but as I say I am working on it.

[Melb]

Best you stay happy and fluffy and don't become a cynical old bastard like me.
#May all your punts be good ones # (from WS Gilbert's "The Gondoliers")

[Tailpipe]

Best you stay happy and fluffy and don't become a cynical old bastard like me.
#May all your punts be good ones # (from WS Gilbert's "The Gondoliers")

Barataria who arrives in Venice to join her husband. It turns out, however, that he cannot be identified, since he was entrusted to the care of a drunken gondolier who mixed up the prince with his own son

That will be me then 

Rule number 1 never make punting decisions when pissed 

[Horizontal pleasures]

Rule number 1 never make punting decisions when pissed 

avoid giving alcohol to the ladies

[vw]

Rule number 1 never make punting decisions when pissed 

Rule 2 Have a wank before finalising decisions on bookings, more likely to choose wisely.

[Cuntminion]

avoid giving alcohol to the ladies

Why on earth not ?

[Cuntminion]

Rule 2 Have a wank before finalising decisions on bookings, more likely to choose wisely.

There's is logic in this 

[Marmalade]

Sometimes the fannybird likes to break de ice...

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