Bit of a dilemma, I'm proper fugly and weigh 98 stone with major body odour issues,
I'm due to be meeting with a girlfriend tonight for drinks at Nando's at 8pm, she says
there's a guy she used to work for meeting us later at a hotel, around midnight, and I'm really
hoping this guy will be the love of my life.
So my question is.......should i go commando under my wedding dress I'm planning to greet
him in at the door, or wear a size 346 lacy white thong??!!