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Author Topic: Washing facilities! Time to wash!  (Read 5166 times)

Offline ladyofthemansion

In this Bleak Winter it is more important that ladies have washing facilities and allow time in between clients. I encountered one smelly gent, through no fault of his own, who has suffered with having no water all week due to frozen pipes. Indeed, the poor chap has to make a 20 minute walk to his local Asda to do his number 2s.

Then I have encountered gentlemen who smell like they havn't washed in a month so I make them shower.

Have any of you here had problems with smells or time to wash?


Offline Jimmyredcab

In this Bleak Winter it is more important that ladies have washing facilities and allow time in between clients.

In my extensive experience of brothels I have found that the girls don't shower between clients if they are busy, time is money.
Establishments like the London Retreat take back to back bookings, at £200 an hour they can't have gaps between bookings.

Offline ladyofthemansion

In my extensive experience of brothels I have found that the girls don't shower between clients if they are busy, time is money.
Establishments like the London Retreat take back to back bookings, at £200 an hour they can't have gaps between bookings.

Yuk!!

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Offline Jimmyredcab

In this Bleak Winter it is more important that ladies have washing facilities and allow time in between clients. I encountered one smelly gent, through no fault of his own, who has suffered with having no water all week due to frozen pipes.
Maybe he should have spent some money on a plumber rather than wasting it in a brothel ------ he should not visit a prostitute if he can't have a shower first.  :(

Offline ladyofthemansion

Maybe he should have spent some money on a plumber rather than wasting it in a brothel ------ he should not visit a prostitute if he can't have a shower first.  :(

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, he has the cash to spend on a plumber. The plumber wont come out while pipes are frozen!!!

In my extensive experience of brothels I have found that the girls don't shower between clients if they are busy, time is money.
Establishments like the London Retreat take back to back bookings, at £200 an hour they can't have gaps between bookings.

At 200 an hour, they should make time for hygiene.  Yuck if a girl hasn't had time to freshen herself... I don't want to be licking spunk residue off her tits, fanny, etc.

AFoAF

Offline Jimmyredcab

At 200 an hour, they should make time for hygiene. 

I can't argue with that ------------ but most brothel owners are totally mercenary, money is God.  :(

personally if im not happy that im allready squeeky clean i just wont go ...

Offline Jimmyredcab

personally if im not happy that im allready squeeky clean i just wont go ...

It's not really you and me where the problem lies.
A certain place in Leigh On Sea does not have breaks between punters. One reason why I am there at 11am sharp. :P

Offline ladyofthemansion

It's not really you and me where the problem lies.
A certain place in Leigh On Sea does not have breaks between punters. One reason why I am there at 11am sharp. :P

How do you know the girl you see hasn't shagged all night elsewhere?

Offline ladyofthemansion

It's not really you and me where the problem lies.
A certain place in Leigh On Sea does not have breaks between punters. One reason why I am there at 11am sharp. :P

Wonder why brothels traditionally open at 11!

tonyofstoney

A lot of ladies make a point of saying they will allow clients extra time to shower, and I would assume that a WG seeing multiple clients in a day would organise her diary to allow time for her to wash properly between appointments.

Offline Lucy chambers

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A lot of ladies make a point of saying they will allow clients extra time to shower, and I would assume that a WG seeing multiple clients in a day would organise her diary to allow time for her to wash properly between appointments.

Weeellll. To play Devils Advocate, she would if she had her own diary- but in a parlour, where the receptionist is taking bookings for the house, I would doubt there is much time to get the radox out..but of course I could be wrong :)

It's not really you and me where the problem lies.
A certain place in Leigh On Sea does not have breaks between punters. One reason why I am there at 11am sharp. :P

not if i get there first ........

A lot of ladies make a point of saying they will allow clients extra time to shower, and I would assume that a WG seeing multiple clients in a day would organise her diary to allow time for her to wash properly between appointments.

You'd think that... but from personal experience some girls are a bit lax... a wet wipe is deemed sufficient.

As for timely visits to the clinic, hmmmm, in this regard the girls at the oft mention parlours of MK are streets ahead of certain indies.

AFoAF

Offline Lurtz

In this Bleak Winter it is more important that ladies have washing facilities and allow time in between clients. I encountered one smelly gent, through no fault of his own, who has suffered with having no water all week due to frozen pipes.


My pipe feels a bit frozen this week.  :(

I'm starting to get a bit miffed at girls that don't wash properly... I always turn up for a punt smelling fresh...

I am seriously thinking of restricting my punts to 1st of the day.  I passed a comment to a lovely young thing this morning (1st of the day) about being in a rush without time to clean up properly (after I gobbed on her cheek) and her eye roll spoke volumes. It seems that parlour schedules just don't allow proper breaks between bonks.

AFoAF

 

Offline Lurtz

I'm starting to get a bit miffed at girls that don't wash properly... I always turn up for a punt smelling fresh...

I am seriously thinking of restricting my punts to 1st of the day.  I passed a comment to a lovely young thing this morning (1st of the day) about being in a rush without time to clean up properly (after I gobbed on her cheek) and her eye roll spoke volumes. It seems that parlour schedules just don't allow proper breaks between bonks.

AFoAF
 

Perhaps all punters should finish 5 minutes early so girls can use the extra few minutes to have a fag break ...er, wash their bits. Admittedly, this is not my finest proposal. Hold on, I've got it: you know the girls give us a wipe down at the end of a session, right? Well, perhaps we should do the same to them, thus ensuring they are squeaky clean for the following punter. If the rancid soap-dodgers can't be trusted to remove our DNA from their crevices then we should do it ourselves.

Offline softlad

My pipe feels a bit frozen this week.  :(

This place must be cursed !
Mine are fookin frozen, can't understand it,
they were fine last week when we had -7 temperatures, today +3, and water is trickling out.  :(

Offline Lurtz

This place must be cursed !
Mine are fookin frozen, can't understand it,
they were fine last week when we had -7 temperatures, today +3, and water is trickling out.  :(

I placed a frying pan between my feet to collect the drips. It won't be wasted as I'll be making a rice pudding later.

Offline softlad

I placed a frying pan between my feet to collect the drips. It won't be wasted as I'll be making a rice pudding later.

 :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

Perhaps all punters should finish 5 minutes early so girls can use the extra few minutes to have a fag break ...er, wash their bits. Admittedly, this is not my finest proposal. Hold on, I've got it: you know the girls give us a wipe down at the end of a session, right? Well, perhaps we should do the same to them, thus ensuring they are squeaky clean for the following punter. If the rancid soap-dodgers can't be trusted to remove our DNA from their crevices then we should do it ourselves.

Yeah, sure.  Maybe they'll give us a tip?

I'm also getting a bit abraded about short sessions.  Mine today ended 5 min early.  I paid £120 for 60 minutes... or £2 a minute.  I'm not a penny pincher and the girl was good enough to see again but, hey, that 5 is worth £10 and in a parlour I'm pretty sure she won't be able to tack it onto our next booking...

Grrrr.  Normally I am all sweetness and light, not to say a teeny bit fluffy.  Must be the weather!

AFoAF


Offline Lurtz

Yeah, sure.  Maybe they'll give us a tip?

I'm also getting a bit abraded about short sessions.  Mine today ended 5 min early.  I paid £120 for 60 minutes... or £2 a minute.  I'm not a penny pincher and the girl was good enough to see again but, hey, that 5 is worth £10 and in a parlour I'm pretty sure she won't be able to tack it onto our next booking...

Grrrr.  Normally I am all sweetness and light, not to say a teeny bit fluffy.  Must be the weather!

AFoAF

I feel your pain, brother AFoAF. On no less than two occasions during 1 hour punts the girl has suddenly jumped off the bed and run into the bog to get ready for her driver's imminent arrival. Each time I've been left hanging in pre-jizz limbo. I'm prepared for it now, of course. I've learned the hard way to never trust a hooker - most are fine, but it's always like playing Russian Roulette: somewhere in the chamber of that Gatling Gun is a rogue bullet with 'Mug' written on it.

I think we are looking at a reason to pay at the end instead of the beginning... I'm sure that Toby Young would endorse that approach  (How to Lose Friends and Alienate People).

I'm beginning to wish for clock watchers (as well as cock washers).  I've taken to saying at the beginning of a parlour session...  "If we start now, we'll be finished at T+60 minutes, right?"

AFoAF


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