And surely thanking the escorts is on the list of things NEVER to write in a review....
Well only in the general/US military sense - "Thank you for your service, ma'am"

I agree that to write a review on here addressed in any way to the service provider makes a mockery of the review system. To identify yourself to a SP in a review (or even your UKP identity to the SP outside of a review) is either a snide attempt to trade reviews for service or just fluffy bullshit and a review that can't be trusted.