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Author Topic: Last Client of the day.  (Read 7551 times)

Curious6705

Laying on someones sweat is one thing, it's their spunk I don't like!!!

I've had a WG suggest I was doing this at a party. I'm fairly confident she was winding me up ...

Offline lovelysofia92

I've had a WG suggest I was doing this at a party. I'm fairly confident she was winding me up ...

I'm sure a veteran punter has laid in other punters's spunk more times than he'd like to think  :D

Offline toolboy55

God no!  I do see a few but 15 would kill me I think.

Yes I have 15 matching throws as then I always know even when some are wet I will always have enough clean ones.  Its not as if they are expensive normally around a fiver each but work great thrown over your decent bedding so it is always fresh, plus the oens from asda dry so quick even when left on an airer they only take an hour or two

OK I didn't take into account the drying cycle and thinking about it, you probably wouldn't get 5 into the machine at once. (15 throws divided by 3 washes)

Being a man I don't need to know anything about washing, unlike the lovely Sofia.  ;)

Offline toolboy55

I'm sure a veteran punter has laid in other punters's spunk more times than he'd like to think  :D

You need to get down to Asda Sofia, get yourself some more throws.

I'm sure a veteran punter has laid in other punters's spunk more times than he'd like to think  :D

Just like floating in the Dead Sea  :P

Offline lovelysofia92

You need to get down to Asda Sofia, get yourself some more throws.

I got 99 problems but that ain't one  :rolleyes: I don't do incalls.

Offline toolboy55

I got 99 problems but that ain't one  :rolleyes: I don't do incalls.

Surely doing outcalls you're more likely to be laying in all sorts of things as you're less in control than incalls?

Offline lovelysofia92

Surely doing outcalls you're more likely to be laying in all sorts of things as you're less in control than incalls?

I find that any decent hotel has fresh, nice-smelling sheets. Not a problem.

Curious6705

I'm sure a veteran punter has laid in other punters's spunk more times than he'd like to think  :D

What my eye does not see my heart need not grieve over.

Offline toolboy55

What my eye does not see my heart need not grieve over.

Too right.
Mind you, the smell can be a little off-putting!

Offline smiths

I'm sure a veteran punter has laid in other punters's spunk more times than he'd like to think  :D

Maybe, i couldnt care less, i am not licking the bed sheets/cover and not going to get an STI from it. If the possibility of this worries a punter i suggest he considers whether punting is for him. Unavoidably it involves WGs shagging other punters, who knows how many before him on the day. They could of been getting up to anything for all the next punter/s know.

Maybe, i couldnt care less, i am not licking the bed sheets/cover and not going to get an STI from it. If the possibility of this worries a punter i suggest he considers whether punting is for him. Unavoidably it involves WGs shagging other punters, who knows how many before him on the day. They could of been getting up to anything for all the next punter/s know.

+1   :thumbsup:

Either stop punting or get a courtesan, who you can be sure sees only 1 client per day and dry cleans the sheets each time  :sarcastic:

Offline smiths

+1   :thumbsup:

Either stop punting or get a courtesan, who you can be sure sees only 1 client per day and dry cleans the sheets each time  :sarcastic:

Even thats not guaranteed. The Courtesan, what an up their own arse word COULD be shagging around spending some of the money she gets off her punter on some guy, or her lesbian lover. :D :D :D ;)

Offline MethodMan

It is a shame some pro$$i£$ don't practice what they preach. It only takes a minute or two, to splash some water on their tits and fanny, lather some vagina friendly soap/gel and rinse. Mouthwash only takes seconds!
Banning reason: Fluffy white-knight caught out harassing, stalking and outing another member for daring to criticize his favourite whore whom he is obsessed with

Offline Stiltskin

100% wrong for all the girls I've seen at sandys or la maison. They have always showered after while I dressed, but have avoided getting their hair wet.

Same thing for London st sauna in Edinburgh. The girl makes a point of showering in front of you before she leaves the room.

Compare that to some of the indis I've seen in London where I've literally bumped into the next client as I've come out of the lift. A well run brothel does have standards at least. Some of the lazier, dirtier indis have no such standards.


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