Caramel Coco - West Ham AVOID

[brownman]

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Did not go well. Worst punt to date

Price: Agreed 55ph but ended up 25hh but only stayed 10 mins

Comms: Dreadful comms throughout, got me confused with a different punter numerous times in texts, so would get time mixed up. Doesn't text well at all, lotz of txt speak innit. Had to wait for her to get home by bus so waited 45 mins foolishly. Better had I gone home

Location: Real seedy area close to West Ham station. Know the area well, and you know it's bad when everyone wears full tracksuits like it's 2002. Small council block of flats, all council tenants it seems because it is filthy inside.

Looks: Mid 30s (claims 29) mixed race black woman, with very light skin tone. Not great boobs, large belly, possibly size 14, large bum as well 

Meet: Coco had me waiting for 45 mins before telling me her location, and was buzzed in after a wait. Now she tells me that her flatmate is in, so can't do an hour but half, and I got her down to 25 from 30 for messing. Had to whisper the entire time because flatmate doesn't know she's selling sex on the side, is a Uni student and has books about.
Flat is the worst I've been in, absolute tip, has a crappy TV in room on a stand, and pushed the stand to the door so her flatmate doesn't peek her head in. Seemed nice, but really inexperienced and bad working conditions. Said it had to be quick so decided on OWO and did a bit of CIM, which she complained that I should have warned her as she doesn't do CIM but it was listed on her profile so I assumed it was ok. Does not kiss. She then informed me, after bout 10 mins of the 30, that her other 3 flatmates are on their way back, 2 girls and 1 guy. Now the alarm bells are really going off, as I do not feel like being caught in an awkward or potentially dangerous situation exiting the place. Decided I had learned a valuable lesson for the price of 25 quid and decided to gtfo of the place.

Would not return. Seems like she could be a neutral punt or a bit good under the right conditions. But there are just too many variables for me to ever return to someone so unreliable, it was my first punt in east london, and I think I'll stick to west and central for the time being. Weirdly I've seen 2 chubby WG and both have been bad, perhaps I should stick to the thin ones. Would not recommend, those braver than I may risk it, but I'll stick to reliable ones.   
 

[Brazilian Martian]

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Did not go well. Worst punt to date

Price: Agreed 55ph but ended up 25hh but only stayed 10 mins

Comms: Dreadful comms throughout, got me confused with a different punter numerous times in texts, so would get time mixed up. Doesn't text well at all, lotz of txt speak innit. Had to wait for her to get home by bus so waited 45 mins foolishly. Better had I gone home

Location: Real seedy area close to West Ham station. Know the area well, and you know it's bad when everyone wears full tracksuits like it's 2002. Small council block of flats, all council tenants it seems because it is filthy inside.

Looks: Mid 30s (claims 29) mixed race black woman, with very light skin tone. Not great boobs, large belly, possibly size 14, large bum as well 

Meet: Coco had me waiting for 45 mins before telling me her location, and was buzzed in after a wait. Now she tells me that her flatmate is in, so can't do an hour but half, and I got her down to 25 from 30 for messing. Had to whisper the entire time because flatmate doesn't know she's selling sex on the side, is a Uni student and has books about.
Flat is the worst I've been in, absolute tip, has a crappy TV in room on a stand, and pushed the stand to the door so her flatmate doesn't peek her head in. Seemed nice, but really inexperienced and bad working conditions. Said it had to be quick so decided on OWO and did a bit of CIM, which she complained that I should have warned her as she doesn't do CIM but it was listed on her profile so I assumed it was ok. Does not kiss. She then informed me, after bout 10 mins of the 30, that her other 3 flatmates are on their way back, 2 girls and 1 guy. Now the alarm bells are really going off, as I do not feel like being caught in an awkward or potentially dangerous situation exiting the place. Decided I had learned a valuable lesson for the price of 25 quid and decided to gtfo of the place.

Would not return. Seems like she could be a neutral punt or a bit good under the right conditions. But there are just too many variables for me to ever return to someone so unreliable, it was my first punt in east london, and I think I'll stick to west and central for the time being. Weirdly I've seen 2 chubby WG and both have been bad, perhaps I should stick to the thin ones. Would not recommend, those braver than I may risk it, but I'll stick to reliable ones.

What made you stay the pic on her AW profile is clearly a white woman and you have stated she's black you should of walked ass soon as you set eyes on her, waiting 45 mins for her to get the bus home is pure madness.

[brownman]

What made you stay the pic on her AW profile is clearly a white woman and you have stated she's black you should of walked ass soon as you set eyes on her, waiting 45 mins for her to get the bus home is pure madness.

I knew she was black beforehand, but yeah I should not have waited. Was thinking with my knob and not the big brain.

[CaptainRoscoe]

I was going to be book her but it looks like I've dodged a bullet there. Thanks mate.

[baranabus96]

She also lists "condoms supplied" as if that's an extra reason to visit her as opposed to standard practice. Based on what you've said and her profile she's clearly very new at this but fucking come on, that's like listing "comes with a spoon" as a bonus reason to order a particular soup from a menu.

"cater to all men" except those after any kissing, cim, swallow, anal or really anything other than just basic oral/hj and fucking. Also any wanting information beyond a single picture that tells us almost nothing about what she's like and a non existent interview.

[The_Don]

At the op experience can be, a harsh teacher

She messed you around and thanks for the warning via this review!

Punting some times is about taking a chance.

If you don't like what you see, hear or feel. Walk away without handing over any money 

[kentpunterryan]

I was going to write a review but Brownman has summed it up really, I didn't stay because the girl is a fucking pig to look at so no idea on her services but even I have a limit to what I can have naked next to me, one review said she should put some more pictures of herself on her profile, there is a very good reason she doesn't, as we all know you can get a good punt cheap sometimes, this is not one of those times.

[Silver Birch]

I was going to write a review but Brownman has summed it up really, I didn't stay because the girl is a fucking pig to look at so no idea on her services but even I have a limit to what I can have naked next to me, one review said she should put some more pictures of herself on her profile, there is a very good reason she doesn't, as we all know you can get a good punt cheap sometimes, this is not one of those times.

Whilst I wouldn't book her on the strength of one photo of a random arse/cunt, others clearly have, so another review would probably help save them from seeing THAT face 

[dami3n]

strong suspicion this is the same WG, reviewed here

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=104410.0

piqued my interest for a strong moment but same as now she was using a borrowed fanny pic I'd seen on craigslist or something.

description/location and details read familiar and a profile matching her rates (55 or 65ph) pops up on AW now and again for a few days then gone, after I read the review below I messaged her then on one of those few days I saw her verification pic ...oh dear, hell to the mo fo nope-a-doped that potential punt!

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Another from the bargain basement. She hasn't managed to get her AW profile verified but pops up there regularly

Price - £40 for 30 mins

Location - very close to West Ham station, seems to be some kind of shared room in a council flat. Bit odd and not for the nervous punter. Room was ok, messy but bed was clean. Don't think there was a shower available so wet wipe clean up.

Looks - probably mid 40s, Caribbean BBW, fairly plan but decent tits and a soaking pussy.

Service - she was very considerate offering me ice lollies, drinks, etc. It was a really hot day and the room was hot so that was welcome. Thought it was a timewasting tactic but we overran a bit so I think she is just hospitable. Started off by sucking her nipples and fingering her pussy, she got very very wet. OWO was decent enough but couldn't get her to do it as sloppy as I like, used her hand a bit which normally turns me off but in this case worked well. On with the condom and her on top for a good grinding session, came in condom.

Won't return but decent enough for the price

[pumps]

As probably mentioned above several times, Nothing good can come of a prossie that won't even use her own photos.

No accountability from her for a shit service then.