External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyAberdeen is dire yada yada yada so even for a guy like me who likes curvy girls this was a stretch, but when the going rate these days is £80 hh I thought I'd take a flyer for £60.
I texted her and got a response quickly. I asked for tie and tease as her profile states. Based on her other review here I was wary that she was inexperienced but I still wanted a relatively vanilla tie and tease so I thought she would be ready for it.
I asked through text for tie and tease as well as facesitting (which is one of her 'enjoys') and she confirmed that she would do that. That means nothing, I know, as I've had many girls say yes to just about anything beforehand so I still went in apprehensive.
I arrived at her location which is the same flat where I'd seen another WG (Anais [Harmony and Rose]). She had been OK to see so I thought it would be fine. I was wrong.
She lets me in and is wearing a ratty oversized shirt. I find out later that she does have some sexy bra and panties on underneath, but for now I'm not impressed. She has little to no makeup on and a very spotty face. Her english isn't great, but passible and I confirm with her before I hand over the cash that I want tie and tease and face sitting. She says yes to both, but right at the end adds a half hearted "Maybe" for the facesitting. Red flags all over the place, but I continued anyway.
She pulls out a soft rope thing to tie me up but says, after stashing the money, "I don't know where to tie you up, how should I?" I look at the head board and say there. She sort of tries to tie but but gives up after about 5 seconds and sort of just puts my hands above my head. Well, maybe she's blow my mind anyway with her skill (haha).
She takes off the tshirt and is curvy, bigger than her pics give away, but still pretty shapely, so I could still get off pretty easily. Next on shit list is that she chooses this moment to say, no she doesn't do facesitting because it 'tickles'. Without any attempt at turning me on she pulls out a condom and forces it on my semi. Well, shit. Money handed, hands sort of tied and this is going to suck. She sort of halfheartedly sucks on my cock and then tries to compromise on the facesitting by at least giving me a 69 view of her nice ass...for about 30 seconds before just sort of sitting on the bed next to me.
Her technique is below-par and she just says 'Let me know when you cum". Ok, so she just wants to get this over with as easily as she can. She gets naked and I'm trying to make the best of it. Her body is maybe a 7/10 for a curvy girl so I'm focusing on that. I finally decide that that's enough and release my hands. I'm not just going to blow in a condom through a shitty blowjob. I'm going to at least hate-fuck her. She lays down for missionary but before I can even start fucking her she keeps messing with the condom. Then she says be careful, she's very small. Well fuck. I go slow and at least get a rhythm going. I ask for doggy and get told no, she doesn't like doggy and it's not on her profile. Well, facesitting is, but oh well. She makes no effort to make me think she's enjoying it and I make no effort to make her think I am. I blow my load, clean up, get dressed, and leave.
I've had some bad punts but this one is probably my least favourite. I didn't feel the bad punt shame afterwards, just a "Well, fuck. That was terrible." I'm so not turned on at all and am wondering if this is the feeling that will keep me from punting for a while more than the walk of shame feeling. I knew Aberdeen was shit, but I went for it anyway. I deserved that.
Sorry for the long review.
