Lexie_x Chelmsford

[muddy funxter]

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Town: Chelmsford

The Lady: Large, a lot larger than the pics suggest to me, advertises as a size 16 would guess 20-22 not great with sizes but definitely  no a 16. Age accurate, and tbf the pictures are of her to but just good angles I guess.

I am not really into big women but I had an itch and was there guess I didn't want to be rude! another day I probable would of walked..... So why the neutral?

Here goes...........

Well walked in and thought damn that girls big! shall I walk shall I not?, then see he other punter come out of the door this throws me so I dart in the other room.

She asks how long I want? I say 30 mins hand over £80.00 to my surprise she come backs with the £10.00. I thought WOW I have heard every excuse why they cant give you change, So I thought what a nice plump lass!

Anyway she asked if I wanted a massage, I thought yeah that will take some time up sweet! they had a proper massage table and a shitty old mattress on the floor. (that I can only imagine the state of it underneath all those sheets) so anyway I hop on the massage table and she actually gave a pleasant decent massage front an back! Talks the whole way through, which is ok I guess (mention she love a kebab... which is "standard" for a night out with her) am I being mean? anyway I digress. She tells me to hop on the bed or should I say fall to the floor on this old worn out mattress. an proceeds to give me some A1 oral felt really fucking good ball licking rimming tit wank...... for a good 10 15 minutes, I'm beginning to sense my time must be nearly up...... She didn't say anything but I wanted to bolt so decided to finish myself off while she licks the old rusty sheriffs badge.

I didn't have sex so cant vouch for that, and I know a lot of punters love a chubby chase but just not for me. She did bring a condom over so was def on offer but we never used it.

Not a bad looking girl facially if you like the Towie look all fake tan and lashes, and looks are subjective but definitely not ugly facially to me.

I would mention this girl is part of a parlour, a pretty shit parlour if your asking me, both rooms had mattresses on the floor (saw the other room when I darted to hide from the other punter).
the room we used had silk cloth all over the ceiling and walls to look like a whores boudoir painted floor boards and a lighted tree. (just looked plain shit to me).

I also much prefer independents as well but the room and being a parlour is not her fault. Its only a neutral as she did give a great blowie and that's all I needed really lol

[PleadInsanity]

Thanks for the review MF.
Have looked at this progfile a few times and wondered.. There appears to be 2 or 3 profiles which look like they operate from the same place, certainly have the same type of pics taken.

Think i'll remove from the HL

[muddy funxter]

tbf some guys love a fat bird, I don't and don't like parlours. Girls genuinely typical basildonite.

If some people like fucking that endearing Emily who is a fat munter they will love this girl, because least she not a munter and has a nice personality.

Also this parlour discretion does not seem there strong point as you can meet fellow punters in the hall etc

[oohermrs]

Thanks Muddy - really helpful to me too as she's often come up in my searches.

For me, she's probably only good for an oral visit too, but at £70 it's probably a bit toppy...

[muddy funxter]

tbf £70 a bit steep but best blowie I've had in a while, On par with Billie Blows...... tbf better, but just a chunky monkey. I am not white knighting her, it was just good, just wouldn't fuck it, good 10 pinter

[TheBSG]

Sounds like the same place that

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Work out of,  above a shop just down the road from Tesco.

[muddy funxter]

yea that's the shit room