Lily Thai Perry Barr Birmingham

[jones00888]

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Never punt in a hurry because you end up having experiences like I did with Lily Thai.

I didn't have much time, needed to see someone local and had always seen Lily's profile over the years so thought i'd pop along.

I booked half hour over the phone at the hour rate to include HE.

Location was fine but in fairness I should have walked when she answered the door. She's given up, or at least had on the day I went round. She was much larger and older than her pic on Viva and her appearance was not redeemed by her personality. Really short with her conversation with no eye contact, again, should have walked.

Ok, onto 'the room'. It was quite an underwhelming room with a blow up mattress on the floor with a sheet over it, I kid you not. This blow up mattress was awful for a massage, you just kind of moved around when there was any kind of force. Not sensual or erotic in the slightest especially when Lily's breathing and wheezing loudly behind you.

Anyway, the massage went on for a bit so I did start to question our deal of half hour at the hour rate but including HE. I turned over for the front massage, she even popped a towel over me whilst doing this! She also stopped to text twice. After rubbing my legs (and only my legs!) for a bit she then got up and it went a bit like this...

"All done"

"Eh? I thought we.."

"No all done, 1 hour massage, oh you want (wanking mime) that's £20"

"But we agreed..."

"No, extra £20"

By this time I was limp as a biscuit and didn't even want her to to do more so didn't persue it. I just said 'whatever' and left.

I guess she's been doing this for years and doesn't care anymore. Even if the agreed HE deal was lost in translation it was still a bloody awful experience and massage.


POSITIVES
None

NEGATIVES
Nothing like pic
Rude
Blow up mattress on floor
Texted while massaged

[Stapler]

It will save you bad experiences if you check the forum first

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=99319.msg1184713#msg1184713


Mammoth thread for FBSM here :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=17498.0

[jones00888]

Cheers dude, yeah should've checked

[Samurai Jack]

I have seen Lily several times, in fact when I am in need of a Deep Tissue massage with HR she is top of my list. Sorry to hear your time with her was not enjoyable, I usually pay £50 for the hour, that's for massage and HR. What did you agree to pay ? Maybe she has increased her prices.

For the type of massage she gives her looks are not important to me, in fact the first time I visited her HR was not mentioned and I had no idea it was going to happen so I was real happy when it did.

The only time she ever messed with her phone is if it rang, I would rather she didn't text or take calls during a booking, I think it's very rude. I used to have sports massages and the woman performing the treatment would very often be playing on her phone whilst I was on my front, I could tell and I hated it.

She has sometimes placed a towel over me, on my legs or chest, I thought that was to keep me from getting too cold, As that little room isn't very warm.