External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI booked a 1 hour duo with Bethany and Keeva. Location - a flat in the Newcastle Quayside area.
It had been 7 months since I'd had a full day with nobody to please but me, so I was over the moon to find the time to bimble up to Newcastle once again.
Now I do like to chill out on a weekend, with the ladies of the Women's Institute, enjoying coffee and cake and maybe a fashion show, and fancied some female company. And it had to be two of the best.
I contacted Bethany to ask if she'd be free for an hour of fun, and whether she might recommend a friend to join us. Joy oh rapture, she was going to be free, and her mate Keeva was interested too.
I only slept for about four hours the night before, such was the anticipation, but a very naughty text from Beth just as I got in the car, put the tiger back in my tank.
Beth had remembered the fun we'd had, larking around with chocolate cake last time we met, so it turned out there was going to be a foodie theme to the session.
When we greet friends here in Yorkshire, we normally size them up, give a little nod of the head, and bark out a gruff "Now then?", or "How do?". So it was lovely, after my long drive, to have two beautiful women give me the traditional Geordie welcome, of a big wet kiss and some mutual tonsil tickling.
I hopped in the shower whilst Beth put the kettle on. Then into the bedroom for coffee and the fashion show. We sat on the bed, and we all chatted away, and sort of beamed and twinkled at each other.
Bethany showed off her body of a goddess, wearing a lacy top, and some gorgeous knickers from Victoria's Secret. She was so keen to have me feel how soft and velvety they felt, where they stretched over her pussy.
I didn't have anything fashionable to show off, so I just sat there, dressed in nothing but a smile, but the girls didn't seem to object.
Keeva wore a silky bra and pants, showing off her petite and toned body. The bra came off, to reveal her dinky tits and an intriguing piercing.
I got the feeling that she needed a bit of feeding up, so I didn't mind a bit when she asked to nibble my cock, and Beth joined in. And the strangest thing was, that the more they nibbled it, the bigger it became! I was as happy as Hans Anderson's magic porridge pot.
Anyhow, after lots of mutual attention, Beth decided that I needed feeding up, and directed me to a chocolate flake that had somehow become lodged in her pussy. I devoured it rather too eagerly and she let out a loud yelp as I accidentally nipped her clit.
I was mortified, but she forgave me, and produced the next course, which was a big sugary coated doughnut thing.
As it happened, there wasn't any crockery, so, needs must and all that....so Beth jammed it over my cock, and the two girls devoured it and me with relish. Mmm!
While Keeva finished licking me clean, Beth popped to the kitchen to bring in the squirty cream. Then disaster struck.....Oh no! ....the stuff had squirted out, all over her fantastic tits!
Keeva took charge of the left one and I licked the right one clean. The girls were still ravenous, so they used the can to give my todger a really thorough creaming, then licked me, till we were all satisfied.
The rest of it is a bit of a blur, but at one point were became a sort of sex crocodile, with me feasting on Keeva's lovely pussy, while Beth rimmed and tromboned me.
I then gave Keeva a good tickling in doggy, whilst she bucked and bounced like a superstar, the bed groaned and creaked, and Beth whispered the sweetest obscenities in my ear.
A quick condom change, and we were then nearing the grand climax, as Bethany mounted me in cowgirl, and treated me once more to the finest view in all England. Unfortunately, at my advanced age, my little feller can't stay erect for more than 45 minutes at at a time, so it was at that point my big fat wayward sausage wilted and became a chipolata. I was fair gutted to have spent so little time inside one of my favourite places on earth, but there was compensation to come....
We were rapidly running out of time, so Keeva set to work on my nether regions, and Bethany snogged my face off. I don't know what Keeva was doing down there with her little tongue bobble, but it felt fantastic, and within a couple of minutes, Mr Flopbot had turned into Captain Volcanic, as I erupted in a burst of sensory overload. A quick snowball, then it was time to clean up and chat.
Crumbs! ...did we really do all that!
So, I suppose you'll be wanting some ratings, so here goes -
Food 8/10
Location 9/10
Ambience, friendliness and service 10/10
Fun factor 10/10
Cleanliness. Well, what do you expect me to say? It was pure and utter filth!
Thank you ladies.
You were magnificent!
