This one popped up, so thought I'd TOFTT and have a go on her:
External Link/Members Only Rang early morning, all nice and friendly, then received a prompt sms response with postcode. All sorted with a few texts thereafter.
I'd foolishly booked 1 hour for £110, school boy error. Won't repeat. Although don't quote me. I am a daft cunt at the best of times.
BARBIE is a cute 19 year old. I'd say that age was accurate. Her profile says she's Hungarian? Her English is really bad. Pictures are alike. Looks better in the flesh, especially when she smiles. Which fair play to her was quite often. I do have the knack of making even the most miserable bitch smile. Lol.
She has dyed bleached, long highlighted hair, where you can clearly see her black roots akin to her pictures. She has a cute, pretty face. Nice perky little breasts on a nice tight size 6 frame. She has no lips at all on her cunt. Just a tiny, shaven bold slit. Her skin is very soft and smooth as it should be for a 19 year old.
Gets to the venue some 30 mins early. Send a text to announce my arrival, and say whenever your ready let me know. Received a reply 10 mins later with apartment number. I recognised the number, it was same apartment I saw girlfriend Sandra in last summer.
She answers the door in a pink holey see through basque thingy, which was covering some nice black, lacy underwear. So far so good, I'm very happy so far.
Into the room where I give her a warm welcoming embrace, and with the finances sorted I'm offered a shower which I accept. So she has no excuse not to get stuck right into me.
Post shower, and back to the action room, this is where it starts going wrong. I make a lunge for a good old snog, no good. Just two little closed mouthed pecks. So no kissing, that's not going to excite me.
Onto the bed, where she kneels between my legs, still in underwear, and starts manually trying to get me hard. No passion whatsoever. So it takes a considerable amount of time. When I'm eventually hard, she gives me knob a thorough, obsessive wipe down. Then begins OWO. I've had worse, but not great. I ask her to remove her bra. That was no trouble to her.
After some time I thought I'd have another crack at the kissing. So beckon her towards me, and ask her to kiss me. No good, same as before. So give up on that.
She makes a move for the jacket. It's too soon, so I say "no, can you take your pants off please I want to lick your pussy and arse." To which she replies "no" wtf.
I say "why not it's on your likes list?" "Not today!" She says.
After a bit more oral on me, I let her slip a Mac on. I request CG. No she wouldn't do that, just wanted me to fuck her mish. So that's what I done. She was groaning slightly. I think more through her being uncomfortable than general enjoyment. She is very tiny! It's not long before I pop a load out, as she is very tight.
She then asks if I want a massage. I accept. Then with loads of oil applied she begins a rather pointless, useless rub down. After 10 mins she drys my back with tissue, then asks me to massage her. I decline obviously, saying I'm paying you!
Next she plays with my knob again, attempting to get it hard, again very cold with zilch passion. Eventually she manages to get me hard, more excessive wiping then more OWO until she makes a move for another condom. I say "no thank you I can only manage once." I think she only understood the no thank you.
I couldn't see much point in hanging around with another pop out of the question, not much fun allowed on her, and no chance of any sort of conversation. So I request another shower. I wanted to leave because I was bored. I got outside having had 45 mins. That included 2 showers.
So in summary: cute, tight looking 19 year old, who has a lot to learn if she's going to stop in this game, and will have to work a lot harder than that. No kissing (on her likes), no RO (on her likes), no receiving rimming (on her likes), limited sexual position. No passion at all, somewhat mechanical. A very lazy performance. A deserved negative for me. If you like the sound of my experience, good luck to ya!
Wish I had stuck to my original intention of seeing sexy Thai Maya. What a world of difference!
