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Plan A fell through so I went with plan B - English Evie in Kingston. Comms were good, turned up at a hotel in Kingston which she had booked, in a "garden room" which was a nice touch - accessed from the outside like a motel room, without having to go past reception.
First problem - if the pictures on AW are her they were taken before she won first prize in a doughnut eating competition. Facially she is ok-ish (although not by any stretch of imagination a looker), but she has a gut on her like a prop forward - not flabby but solid large belly, propping up a decent set of boobs.
Second problem - she's dead chatty. I mean she's lovely and friendly, but she never shuts up. She offers me a glass of wine (nice touch) we get our kit off and she starts a decent (but not spectacular) OWO, followed by a pleasant tit roll. She keeps telling me how lovely it is to see me. I know I'm great, but not
that great! Then we share a shower so that we can get onto rimming which she does passably well, initially with me on my back and legs up and then she gets me to turn over onto my hands and knees while she gets stuck in. And it's fine. She offers to use a small vibrator on me which I agree to (and that's fine too, although, slightly weirdly, she offers to take a picture of my bum with her little bullet vibe stuck up it) and then its back to more oral and she licks my balls but won't revisit my bum - fair enough, I guess. I ask to give her RO which she agrees to but after a short while she decides I've done enough of that and gets back to giving me oral.
Third problem - I had asked for watersports when I booked two hours earlier and she agreed, but when it came to it she couldn't perform. oddly enough, she said "hang on, I'll just go and drink some more water" as if it was going to run straight through her system. I wasn't too bothered but it might have been a big part of my punt - it had been agreed to.
Back to the bed to finish off. An alarm went off on her phone to let her know the hour was up. So we went at it, me bashing the bishop while she lapped at my gonads. When the critical moment arrived I stopped and pulled her head to the little fella and she looked at it as if she didn't know what to do, eventually putting it in her mouth but then doing nothing at all, no movement, no suction, nothing, zip, as the moment came and went. My orgasm totally bollocksed. All I needed was a little tug to push me over the edge but I got nothing. That has never happened to me before. The wave of ecstasy kind of crept up on me and then, whoosh, it disappeared again without ever actually arriving, leaving me a bit bemused. So I got dressed and left and, on my way home, I dropped in on Jessica (
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So, not a punt I intend to repeat.
good points:
decent comms
good room
large natural boobs
friendly girl
decent oral (not particularly deep, but nice)
negatives:
too talkative
much bigger than her photos - at least a size 16 - with a fat girl's pussy, if you know what I mean
kept getting up - to adjust the heating, to pour more wine, to go to the bathroom, to go to the bathroom again, to pour some more wine
ruined my orgasm completely
