Big Boobed Stunna - Hertfordshire / Hitchin

[The888]

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Sometimes a gamble pays off, sometimes it doesn't. This one didn't.

First day back in the office after the Xmas break and I'm like a dog on heat. Mistake number 1 was  trawling the dregs of AW in search of something that looked half decent for a punt. Have seen this one on AW before and thought "why not".

I took the 15 mins option. OWO and CIM confirmed. £50.

Cant fault her telephone manner, polite, clear directions by voice and text. Simple as it gets really.

I arrive at the "flat" - not quite sure what it was to be honest. My only guess is that it used to be flat but now has been divvied up into a whores paradise. It appears to have selected flat 1, which was probably the kitchen with a double bed in it (thats what it was!). Nevertheless, it appeared clean and functional enough.

The girl in question hasn't been 28 as stated on her profile since God was a boy. She's looks 48 and thats with an inch thick of make up on. So probably 58 is better. Arms, back and shoulders in reasonable nick, saggy arse and untoned legs. Should have walked.

Enormous tits. Huge. Main reason I hung around.

Got on with the action. BJ was very toothy, literally grating my cock up and down. Asked her to go easy on the teeth, this essentially transpired into the same thing but slower.

Finally after some hand action the sap start to rise. Having agreed, CIM I give her nod to get her mouth around it - she does....at the same time she starts pumping the crap out of my cock, akin to pounding a steak where by pelvis is the sirloin, back on with the teeth grinding.

This is the first time and I expect only time(!) that I've instantly lost all interest and all mojo. Nothing. Not even a dribble. All she had to two was eeek 2 decent strokes out on it and we would have been away.

Back to the OWO......gave up before she gnawed the rest of my cock off.

Suggested sex as time is running out. We get into missionary so I can try and get a pump going to salvage the session. Immediately she adopts what can only be described as the crash brace position with her hands over her tits. I asked her to move them a bit and her response "No, I wont want to break my boobs" - what?

Couple more pumps....I'm bored. I get off, dressed and leave.

£50 quid down. Never mind. Just wish I'd spent more and gone for a known regular at twice the cost but enjoyed it.

Avoid. (although she has plenty of positive reviews - perhaps if you like the cheese grater effect then she up your street)

Cheers

[Hertsgent]

Well done for adding the review, and explaining your "selection error"... Only gets better from here I guess!

On this WG, I'm always reminded of Sumertimes' review from a while ago, which has always come to mind when I've seen her profile - you've given me the opportunity to re-read it 

Better luck next time 

[Davido0007]

Thanks for further confirming this escort isn't up to scratch. Very nearly saw her but thankfully she had to call my appointment off.

[Horizontal pleasures]

boobs look factory made:

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[socks]

...and then glued on!

[The888]

No worries lads - live and learn and occasionally get a bad one.

Her tits are poor poor job, only their size makes up for it in a comical way.

How she has so many positive reviews on AW I can't fathom.

It was really was crap.

Just read summertimes review....Shame she did turf me out!

[Plastic Poonter]

Report her on AW. If her pictures are that much out of date - then it's a fake profile. It's the inevitable passing of time and I kinda feel sorry for her. However, giving head should be pleasurable - not an endurance. Had plenty of girlfriends who just couldn't give a bj for their life - but they didn't make a living from it (at least to my knowledge). I had a similar experience - pre internet. Walked out early and didn't even get hard on. She even said she did a discount on the 3rd visit. I bet she's in a home or dead now. Thanks for the review.

[sumertime]

Back from the not so frozen north and in need of a punt to start the year..... Started looking through AW for a potential since favourite was booked!

I looked at "Stunna (Lacey)" and thought - well maybe she did just have a bad day when I called 'cos she has loads of good reviews.  Different location, maybe different attitude and sober and those tits do look tempting.. so perhaps try another punt    But the 888 review put paid to that fantasy!!!

Then a "newbie" turned up on AW with a good profile etc... so I thought "On with the motly"... and pretty good it was 

[Big Bad R]

Back from the not so frozen north and in need of a punt to start the year..... Started looking through AW for a potential since favourite was booked!

I looked at "Stunna (Lacey)" and thought - well maybe she did just have a bad day when I called 'cos she has loads of good reviews.  Different location, maybe different attitude and sober and those tits do look tempting.. so perhaps try another punt    But the 888 review put paid to that fantasy!!!

Then a "newbie" turned up on AW with a good profile etc... so I thought "On with the motly"... and pretty good it was 

So put us out of our misery who was the newbie.......

[Horizontal pleasures]

Back from the not so frozen north and in need of a punt to start the year..... Started looking through AW for a potential since favourite was booked!

I looked at "Stunna (Lacey)" and thought - well maybe she did just have a bad day when I called 'cos she has loads of good reviews.  Different location, maybe different attitude and sober and those tits do look tempting.. so perhaps try another punt    But the 888 review put paid to that fantasy!!!

Then a "newbie" turned up on AW with a good profile etc... so I thought "On with the motly"... and pretty good it was 

did you write a review?
thanks