A WG's Favourite Sexual Position

[Turtle Z]

I'm told that if you check statistics on AW you'll find that doggy style comes out tops (I've not checked myself). A WG told me that this is down to three reasons...

1. She doesn't have to look at your ugly mush.
2. She has more control and can make you come quicker.
3. She doesn't have to pull sex faces and so can think about  things like what to pick up from ASDA on the way home.   

[maxxblue]

How do you check out those statistics on AW - I can't find how to do it?

cheers

[Bumbuttass]

I'm told that if you check statistics on AW you'll find that doggy style comes out tops (I've not checked myself). A WG told me that this is down to three reasons...

1. She doesn't have to look at your ugly mush.
2. She has more control and can make you come quicker.
3. She doesn't have to pull sex faces and so can think about  things like what to pick up from ASDA on the way home.   

How does the WG have more control during doggy? I would have thought the punter is in the driving seat in this position.  The other two reasons sounds quite plausible though

[OakTree]

How does the WG have more control during doggy? I would have thought the punter is in the driving seat in this position.  The other two reasons sounds quite plausible though

Agreed.

It's my understanding that some WG don't like doggy because they have no control and no idea of what's going on behind them, removal of condom etc.

[Marmalade]

I'm told that if you check statistics on AW you'll find that doggy style comes out tops (I've not checked myself). A WG told me that this is down to three reasons...

1. She doesn't have to look at your ugly mush.
2. She has more control and can make you come quicker.
3. She doesn't have to pull sex faces and so can think about  things like what to pick up from ASDA on the way home.   

That would be the old "statistics show..." or the equally theoretical "studies show..."?

How about "educated guesses" show...  

Non-Romanians:
Doggy
1. She doesn't have to let you see how bored she is
2. Saves her opening her legs (unless she a fattie)
3. Easy to play with her mobile phone or re-adjust the 'time up' setting
4. Less likelihood of any fanny-gunk on the sheets

Romanians:
A)Missionary or B)Cowgirl

1. Let's you admire her make-up while staring glassily at the ceiling
2. Leaves both hands free for playing with her mobile phone, making double bookings, asking Sergei for her passport back etcetc
3. Lets her enjoy her second favourite pastime: lying on her back and doing fuck all (the first one being just lying)

B: (Usually the stroppier breed of Romanian)
1) Let's her decide when you've 'finished' and make a quick getaway to the bathroom
2) Makes her feel masterful and in control (after being abused and sat on by Sergei)
3) Allows her to look down on you while trying to remember the English word for 'scum'
4) Reduces inbred paranoia about punter removing condom, shoving it in her arse without paying extra, stealing her knock-off Nokia phone etc etc

Dear prossies: you're paid to fuck, nicely if possible, not have 'favourite' positions (unless you are paying!

[Rochelle]

What's wrong with mentioning a favourite position on the adultwork profile? There are guys out there that actually want to know this information before going into a booking, because if the escort enjoys the meeting then they enjoy it more. It's still about the punter and what works for him obviously, but for some of them it helps to know the girl is somewhat enjoying it. Believe it or not, some of us actually enjoy the job. There aren't always ulterior motives in preferring a certain position.

[rg41]

What's wrong with mentioning a favourite position on the adultwork profile? There are guys out there that actually want to know this information before going into a booking, because if the escort enjoys the meeting then they enjoy it more. It's still about the punter and what works for him obviously, but for some of them it helps to know the girl is somewhat enjoying it. Believe it or not, some of us actually enjoy the job. There aren't always ulterior motives in preferring a certain position.

I have to agree

[Marmalade]

Believe it or not, some of us actually enjoy the job.

Here's a test of whether someone 'loves their job' and very simple:

If you were not paid would you still do it?

Obviously not. It's like a check out assistant 'preferring;' customers who buy certain ready-packed, easy-to-handle items rather than those that bring loose potatoes and expect you to weigh them because they are paying for them.

Being ignorant of ulterior motives is not the same as not having them. Ask yourself why you like certain positions. e.g. doggy vs missionary: If it is not, for instance, "so I don't have to look at his ugly mug", let's see what you still 'prefer' when an overweight gentleman with bad breath wants to pump away while lying on top of you. Of course you would 'prefer' doggy. Even if you are basing it on fucking with a civvy, remember the above question. In other words, it doesn't apply when you are being paid to do it, it is only a matter of least worst alternatives.

Prossie hypocrisy.  poor lambs. Some have university degrees; while others ...

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"Be nice" to them guys  "treat them well"  and remember to "ask their favourite position" 

[Rochelle]

Here's a test of whether someone 'loves their job' and very simple:

If you were not paid would you still do it?

Obviously not. It's like a check out assistant 'preferring;' customers who buy certain ready-packed, easy-to-handle items rather than those that bring loose potatoes and expect you to weigh them because they are paying for them.

Being ignorant of ulterior motives is not the same as not having them. Ask yourself why you like certain positions. e.g. doggy vs missionary: If it is not, for instance, "so I don't have to look at his ugly mug", let's see what you still 'prefer' when an overweight gentleman with bad breath wants to pump away while lying on top of you. Of course you would 'prefer' doggy. Even if you are basing it on fucking with a civvy, remember the above question. In other words, it doesn't apply when you are being paid to do it, it is only a matter of least worst alternatives.

Prossie hypocrisy.  poor lambs. Some have university degrees; while others ...

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"Be nice" to them guys  "treat them well"  and remember to "ask their favourite position" 

Not everyone is the same. My favourite position is doggy because it has always been doggy. It's not because i don't want to look at them and I actually do enjoy missionary. I just prefer doggy. It feels better and he can go deeper (from my experience). My favourite position hasn't changed just because I started doing this line of work.

Also, just because my job is in this industry doesn't mean I can't enjoy it. We all need to make a living, this is how I choose to help make mine. Why is it so hard to believe that one can enjoy the work? So nobody that has a job likes their job? Every single person that gets up for work in the morning doesn't want to be there? Everyone would rather sit at home 24/7? There aren't teachers, or administrators or even receptionists that like their job? There are always going to be parts of any job that will be difficult, but despite that, it's still possible to enjoy it on a whole.

When I'm getting ready for a meeting I don't think, "Shit, I have to go to work" and I usually stay a bit longer than the time I've been paid for. If I hated it so much I would be out of there asap, which has actually only happened a couple of times.

[Bangers and Gash]

Also, just because my job is in this industry doesn't mean I can't enjoy it. We all need to make a living, this is how I choose to help make mine. Why is it so hard to believe that one can enjoy the work? So nobody that has a job likes their job? Every single person that gets up for work in the morning doesn't want to be there? Everyone would rather sit at home 24/7? There aren't teachers, or administrators or even receptionists that like their job? There are always going to be parts of any job that will be difficult, but despite that, it's still possible to enjoy it on a whole.

When I'm getting ready for a meeting I don't think, "Shit, I have to go to work" and I usually stay a bit longer than the time I've been paid for. If I hated it so much I would be out of there asap, which has actually only happened a couple of times.

You should get a medal. Life must be soo hard..... having to scrape by on £100 ph tax free. 

UKE ?

[Rochelle]

You should get a medal. Life must be soo hard..... having to scrape by on £100 ph tax free. 

UKE ?

I wasn't disrespectful, I wasn't rude, and I had no attitude. I also did not complain.
 

[nervous colin]

I did once ask a wg while she was riding me what her favourite position was, and she said doggy, so with that I made sure I gave her a good pounding, and everytime we met.
she is the only wg who has done doggy so far, most have been mish, or cowgirl from my experience.
I do believe some enjoy their job, but its like all jobs,  take the rough with the smooth.
I love my job, I am self employed, and I would work seven days a week if I could:)

[Randy Mcknob]

I wasn't disrespectful, I wasn't rude, and I had no attitude. I also did not complain.
 

 

Thanks for what you said Louisa.

[Monsieur69]

You should get a medal. Life must be soo hard..... having to scrape by on £100 ph tax free. 

UKE ?

You show your general dislike of all SPs here. First of all it may not be "tax free". I have known 3 or 4 SPs very well and they all paid tax as did all their SP friends. They didn't declare all their earnings but in cash businesses many people don't. Secondly they don't earn £100 per hour net. There is rent to pay on 2 properties or one property and a hotel room. There is advertising also to pay. For these reasons new girls prefer to go with a parlour as it is less financially risky. Finally it is not imo easy money. Easier than worklng on the check out as Tescos but the work involves physical ( vaginitis ) damage and emotional damage. It also messes up the potential for a "normal" relationship because unless you are a Sergei you don't as a man want your gf shagging anyone else, let alone up to 8 guys a day. So many SPs are very lonely and have little or no social life ( but admittedly quite a lot of money).

[Remodez]

Surely it would be missionary or doggy, the position with the least amount of work on their part.

[webpunter]

When they want to bring things to a close then cowgirl seems to be a favourite.  This ramps up the pressure on the bell-end & if they don't stop the outcome becomes more or less inevitable.  Few do it with their feet on the bed or for any duration

[unclepokey]

My guess (and it is only a guess) is that WG's prefer being shafted in doggie as a large number of her clients will have a 'downward pointing banana' cock - even when turgid (due to years of wanking) and thus the underside of the blokes bell end really does the business on the front wall of her fanny.
It's only my theory but my architecture being so, it has been my experience that my configuration is not difficult to enjoy in that position.
Uncle Pokey

[5th Musketeer]

To each his own, but I look more for a GFE meet and that means I also enjoy giving pleasure as well as receiving it.  It's nice to know what a partner likes whatever I do to her, whether a civvy or a WG, and EL is not unique in what she said.  I have met several WGs who enjoy sex with different men and see no reason why they shouldn't be paid for it.  It's obvious from everything I have read on UKP that we all look for something in a meet that gives us pleasure - we are paying for it of course -  but there are extremes everywhere.  I know there are WGs who would prefer NOT to be in this line of work but they are desperate for the money - I have met one.  But there are many more who enjoy the work and probably only a few who work on the conveyor belt principle.  A good independent can choose when she works and if, as sometimes is the case, she has a "proper" job then being a WG on the side is a nice little bonus.

[mikexxlong]

You show your general dislike of all SPs here. First of all it may not be "tax free". I have known 3 or 4 SPs very well and they all paid tax as did all their SP friends. They didn't declare all their earnings but in cash businesses many people don't. Secondly they don't earn £100 per hour net. There is rent to pay on 2 properties or one property and a hotel room. There is advertising also to pay. For these reasons new girls prefer to go with a parlour as it is less financially risky. Finally it is not imo easy money. Easier than worklng on the check out as Tescos but the work involves physical ( vaginitis ) damage and emotional damage. It also messes up the potential for a "normal" relationship because unless you are a Sergei you don't as a man want your gf shagging anyone else, let alone up to 8 guys a day. So many SPs are very lonely and have little or no social life ( but admittedly quite a lot of money).

So what
 
They chose to be a whore

If you run a business you should expect and accept all the pluses and minuses it entails
All jobs/work take some kind of toll to greater or lesser extent on a person, be it physically, mentally or other

What should punters set up a charity or something for the poor hookers?

[webpunter]

IMO you & Monsieur69 are both correct.  Rarely are things black & white - more like shades of grey.  I leave the rose tinted glasses in their case !

When you want to get the best out of any deal, punting included, it doesn't do any harm to put yourself in the other parties position.  Albeit briefly & see things from their perspective
For example when it comes to accomo costs i've rocked up to an AW burd's gaff & its clearly a cut above the rest.  I've commented that the place is impressive & must cost them a lot.  Some of the London apartments are v.expensive & not surprisingly the pricing reflects this. They usually appreciate this observation & the punt gets off to a good start.  On the other hand a booking @ 50 quid is never gonna be in a nice apartment / location.  Horses for courses.  I usually go for something in the middle & occasionally up the budget

UKP'ers take different approaches to punting - well reading their stuff on here.  I suspect that even the most ardent shag monsters who pay x & expect y are actually softer when it comes to the deed being done.  If they don't then they're stupid coz they ain't gonna get the best experience.  Although shagging the cheapest roma is going to be one directional at the best of times

So what
 
They chose to be a whore

If you run a business you should expect and accept all the pluses and minuses it entails
All jobs/work take some kind of toll to greater or lesser extent on a person, be it physically, mentally or other

What should punters set up a charity or something for the poor hookers?

[Gordon Bennett]

Surely it'll depend on shape and size of punter and his equipment? Personally, I've had the impression a few times during doggie they were not exactly working with me but we're tilting/angling their back and/or bum to minimise or limit full and smooth access for little Gordon.

[mrdiamond77]

It does not surprise me that most WG's like doggy best.  Whenever I do look at a girls AW profile, doggy often is their preferred position.  It is also one of my least favourites.

[webpunter]

I bet its one of HP's least favourites too.  From that angle of attack what is seen can't be unseen 

It is also one of my least favourites.

[robsatathome]

Believe this must be their favorite

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[Azucar D Artagnan]

Believe this must be their favorite

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[mrdiamond77]

Believe this must be their favorite

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[Azucar D Artagnan]

So what
 
They chose to be a whore

If you run a business you should expect and accept all the pluses and minuses it entails
All jobs/work take some kind of toll to greater or lesser extent on a person, be it physically, mentally or other

What should punters set up a charity or something for the poor hookers?

 

Found Monsieur69's posting contrary almost to the point of White Knighting    Who are all these WGs that he knows or knew that paid their taxes 

[webpunter]

I disagree

Found Monsieur69's posting contrary almost to the point of White Knighting   

I agree.  Hookers paying taxes     Typically its only the ones with websites that can be traced by HMRC with any great ease.  And even then they'll under-declare for sure

Who are all these WGs that he knows or knew that paid their taxes 

[robsatathome]

Laughing all the way to the bank 

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[Turtle Z]

How does the WG have more control during doggy? I would have thought the punter is in the driving seat in this position.  The other two reasons sounds quite plausible though

Yes, I misunderstood that point but have been corrected and told it's because the punter does all the work so the girl doesn't have to.

[webpunter]

Foreign exchange bureau more likely

Laughing all the way to the bank 

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[Turtle Z]

That would be the old "statistics show..." or the equally theoretical "studies show..."?

How about "educated guesses" show...

Perhaps you made an educated guess in providing an appropriate response since I clearly said "I'm told," a clear indicator that I wasn't providing  first hand information.

[Marmalade]

I wasn't disrespectful, I wasn't rude, and I had no attitude. I also did not complain.
 

No dear, I know you're trying to be nice but you're not in touch with the reality, even by your own post. Teachers, firemen, policemen, doctors, artists, musicians, there are many examples of when they work without pay if they have to. You would never work without pay. Of course a few fluffies will keep you in the "happy denial" zone but it doesn't help punters to get what they want as paying customers instead of attempting to be pussy-pleasers.

This, I hate to say, is the sort of conversation that ruined the prossie led 'punter forum' that was the watchword before UKP. Nowadays all the titsucking bonhomie to disguise the monetary paying customer - service provider relationship is supposed to be relegated to UKE.

When you've finished marketing yourself would you like one spoon of sugar with that or two? 

There's no offence intended, and you'd probably find the harshest critics on here are also your nicest customers. You're best just to say "I like doggy" and shut up again. Anyone's entitled to an opinion, but the high and righteous attitude from a prostitute is unbecoming. dear.

 

[DannyJames]

You show your general dislike of all SPs here. First of all it may not be "tax free". I have known 3 or 4 SPs very well and they all paid tax as did all their SP friends. They didn't declare all their earnings but in cash businesses many people don't. Secondly they don't earn £100 per hour net. There is rent to pay on 2 properties or one property and a hotel room. There is advertising also to pay. For these reasons new girls prefer to go with a parlour as it is less financially risky. Finally it is not imo easy money. Easier than worklng on the check out as Tescos but the work involves physical ( vaginitis ) damage and emotional damage. It also messes up the potential for a "normal" relationship because unless you are a Sergei you don't as a man want your gf shagging anyone else, let alone up to 8 guys a day. So many SPs are very lonely and have little or no social life ( but admittedly quite a lot of money).

Sounds a bit fluffy to me.

[Marmalade]

Sounds a bit fluffy to me.

Favourite position: lying on back, getting well and truly screwed

Specialist skills: begging

Favourite form of expression: whining and trying to look cute

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aka dogsbody.

Likelihood of waking up, smelling the grass, without bucket of cold water: not very high

[Rochelle]

No dear, I know you're trying to be nice but you're not in touch with the reality, even by your own post. Teachers, firemen, policemen, doctors, artists, musicians, there are many examples of when they work without pay if they have to. You would never work without pay. Of course a few fluffies will keep you in the "happy denial" zone but it doesn't help punters to get what they want as paying customers instead of attempting to be pussy-pleasers.

This, I hate to say, is the sort of conversation that ruined the prossie led 'punter forum' that was the watchword before UKP. Nowadays all the titsucking bonhomie to disguise the monetary paying customer - service provider relationship is supposed to be relegated to UKE.

When you've finished marketing yourself would you like one spoon of sugar with that or two? 

There's no offence intended, and you'd probably find the harshest critics on here are also your nicest customers. You're best just to say "I like doggy" and shut up again. Anyone's entitled to an opinion, but the high and righteous attitude from a prostitute is unbecoming. dear.

 

I certainly have not displayed the high and righteous attitude you mention. Just by highlighting the word prostitute in your post shows exactly what you think about all of us. As you said, we're all entitled to an opinion. There's no use trying to make me angry in order to get myself banned. Good attempt though sir. 
I am not marketing myself, I was just stating a fact that we're not all the same. That's common sense really. I read the rules before I joined this forum and I haven't broken them as far as I can tell.

[Brazilian Martian]

Here's a test of whether someone 'loves their job' and very simple:

If you were not paid would you still do it?

Obviously not. It's like a check out assistant 'preferring;' customers who buy certain ready-packed, easy-to-handle items rather than those that bring loose potatoes and expect you to weigh them because they are paying for them.

Being ignorant of ulterior motives is not the same as not having them. Ask yourself why you like certain positions. e.g. doggy vs missionary: If it is not, for instance, "so I don't have to look at his ugly mug", let's see what you still 'prefer' when an overweight gentleman with bad breath wants to pump away while lying on top of you. Of course you would 'prefer' doggy. Even if you are basing it on fucking with a civvy, remember the above question. In other words, it doesn't apply when you are being paid to do it, it is only a matter of least worst alternatives.

Prossie hypocrisy.  poor lambs. Some have university degrees; while others ...

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[nedster80]

I take the documented favourite position with a pinch of salt to be honest, but reading this thread and reflecting, I do find that (1) the most frequently suggested position I experience is doggy and (2) I definitely agree that when girls suggest cowgirl it is most likely to finish you off.  All that said, I'm not normally shy in just asking for what I want, after all, I'm the customer, but then it is sometimes nice to let the girl take the lead or sometimes, you have to just respect that she is not comfortable in the current position.

[Marmalade]

it is sometimes nice to let the girl take the lead or sometimes

I think about one in 80 prossies can take the lead in a way that senses how to satisfy the customer. Some of the old Lady Marmalade Parties could do it. Mostly a WG will either a) do what is less effort or b) go into a routine (eg the "sauna routine" is a giveaway).

I'll sometimes give them the conch for a minute or two to see what they come up with but I think it's best for the punter to take the lead personally. I simply try to sense what will 'work' best with the service provider in the room.

[Marmalade]

I am not marketing myself

Well good luck.

Looking at your other posts you do maybe try to add something 'helpful' but you have to think of it as what is helpful to the punter ('prossie views' generally are not).

If I went on Saafe and said I like this and I like that I am fairly sure someone would rightly think it was inappropriate. The site isn't provided to let prossies and punters 'chat' and neither is this one. Keep the primary ethos in mind and who knows, you might survive.

As to not marketing yourself, I doubt it. Why else would you join? If a prossie fulfils the ethos of the site then your nominal presence tends to be tolerated or even welcomed (if that photo in your avatar is anything to go by, you are at an age and weight that needs good marketing -- or better provision of service -- for you to survive in the profession).

Fyi I don't try to get anyone banned. (UNlike some punters I don't think all prossies should be banned). I treat everyone the same cos it is easier that way, and I'm just a member, same as everyone else. Everyone is free to post what they like within the rules but Admin's decision is final. He owns the board and doesn't run it as a public service for prossies.

[Marmalade]

Is the original?

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You don't look such a completely overweight fat old cunt in that version. But I expect it's just a wannabe picture ... 

[Brazilian Martian]

Is the original?

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You don't look such a completely overweight fat old cunt in that version. But I expect it's just a wannabe picture ... 

 

[nedster80]

What about positions that girls flat out refuse and I'm not talking about the one's which require Olympic standard gymnastic skills.  Bad backs are a common excuse which I suppose given the trade is not completely out of the ordinary, but the one which irks me is busty girls not wanting to ride cowgirl with any sense of vigour.  I always find the best compromise here is for her to wear a bra or bikini top.

[frannyxo]

For me. I like sex. So whether I'm riding away like a maniac or I'm laying in my back getting rammed to peices it really doesn't bother me. I get regular sex and zero frustration and I love my job. And as long as I have cum. I will Make sure you do the same. Pleasure really is one of the finest things in life: better than any shoes or money so if I make money and get satisfied what is really wrong with that. For me I know a customer would much rather see a woman that truly loves what she is doing enjoying herself.

I'm not saying that if I don't cum then neither do you. But a sexually satisfied nymphomaniac woman like myself needs that to desire your pleasure also. Rant over I'm having a cheeky little go with my rabbit 

[Rochelle]

Is the original?

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You don't look such a completely overweight fat old cunt in that version. But I expect it's just a wannabe picture ... 

I have no problem being a bit overweight and a size 14. I'm 30, if that's old for some people, oh well.

[nervyfooker]

If I went on Saafe and said I like this and I like that I am fairly sure someone would rightly think it was inappropriate...

as far as i know punters can't post on saafe,
whereas prossies are allowed here.
the title of this thread is
"A WG's Favourite Sexual Position"
and Louisa has commented on this,now we can take prossies' posts with a healthy
dose of skepticism,especially when some tell us how much they love their jobs,
but that doesn't make any comments by them inappropriate.

[dubs]

Doggy style is OK as long as the girl...

a) twists round her shoulders/head so she can made eye contact
b) reaches behind, through her legs with her hand so she can play with your balls.

[fairfield]

.......
I'm not saying that if I don't cum then neither do you. But a sexually satisfied nymphomaniac woman like myself needs that to desire your pleasure also. Rant over I'm having a cheeky little go with my rabbit 

I find this a pro$$ie's favourite default position - 'you may be the paying punter, but its her way or the highway.'
An EE hissing in my face "what about me!" after my finish was enuff of a reminder of my times with my ex to ruin a good punt.
What next? - a wg getting a 'headache' once you handed over the cash?

Physically, 2 positions dominate my punts, doggie with short haired wgs, and a mish variation where a long haired wg wraps her hair tightly round her face. You end up in a silent game of you trying to part her hair and she trying to pull it back. It can get quite comical.
S'ppose you cant expect wgs 1/3rd your age to like going nose to nose with a grizzled old git, but they only reveal this attitude AFTER they've taken the money.   

[rg41]

I have no problem being a bit overweight and a size 14. I'm 30, if that's old for some people, oh well.

Don't forget some guys like a larger girl, I don't count size 14 large, each to their own.

[PleadInsanity]

Most WG's favourite position is generally the one where they do the least amount of work either on their back or on their knees.