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External Link/Members OnlyI don't expect I'll win any friends with this review, especially from the White Knights and fluffies, but honesty is more important than popularity so...
Booked an hour with Kiara as I was stopping off in Gateshead for work a few weeks ago. Comms before the meeting were fine; although I think she said initially that she wasn't planning to work that evening we eventually agreed on a time for an outcall to my hotel.
I had read quite a few of the glowing reviews and seen quite a lot of pictures before booking, but I can only say I was a bit disappointed when I opened the door. She was by no means unattractive, but I did get the feeling that not a lot of effort had been made to make herself attractive for the meet. We settled into the usual casual chat, which she seemed a little too keen to extend indefinitely until I started encouraging her to get her kit off. I knew roughly what to expect, but I still have to say the photos I had seen were a bit flattering. Fair enough, she's safely into MILF territory, but I've had trimmer and slimmer MILFs. We launched into some OWO which was excellent (I have had better - but not by much). After a few enjoyable minutes, I decided to have a go at RO however I found myself faced with a fairly unattractive and stubbly fanny which didn't give a particularly enjoyable experience. I persisted, as I love RO and was still having fun, but she almost wrenched me onto the bed and mounted my dick despite my protestations. From there, we went, slightly mechanically, through a few standard positions, performed without a great deal of enthusiasm, until I shot my load in the bag. Overall, even taking account of the excellent OWO, I would count the overall sex experience as average to good.
What pushes this review into decidedly 'average' territory is the amount of bullshit, time-wasting, drivel I had to listen to throughout the punt. The majority of her pre-and post-shag chat was about her relationships, her ex, and her successful interanational import/export business, and how she only escorts as an occasional sideline for fun. Seriously? Who the fuck are you kidding, because I wasn't buying any of it. Added to that, we had the interminable comments about her 'fans' and how great they all thought she was and what great reviews she has had. In all honesty, if I've paid money for your time, the last thing I want to hear about is all the other guys you've shagged and how they revere you.
I appreciate, from all the other reviews, that this is a well-respected girl, but nobody is perfect. Maybe I caught her on a bad day; maybe she just wasn't in the mood, but maybe if she really fancied a night off she should have just said so rather than taking my money and not making much of an effort. I should emphasise that this is NOT a negative review; the meet had many positive aspects, but hey were balanced out by the negatives to end up with a neutral. I've tried to be fair and reasonable; but ultimately, for me, it was a pretty forgettable experience and one I wouldn't bother to repeat.
I'll put my tin-hat on now.