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Author Topic: Overnight Item Check List?  (Read 33315 times)

Offline Festisio

Is this the birthday treat?  You still planning on going bowling?

Offline Melb

For the older members:
2 fat prossies, a wad of £20 notes (a crackful), a camera and a few bottles of vodka.

Offline skittish

For the older members:
2 fat prossies, a wad of £20 notes (a crackful), a camera and a few bottles of vodka.

I wish those photos were still here, someone must have saved them?  :lol:

For the older members:
2 fat prossies, a wad of £20 notes (a crackful), a camera and a few bottles of vodka.

Don't forget the kettle!!!!!!!!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Melb

Don't remember the kettle. Please remind me.

Her cash was hidden behind the kettle for some reason but TK believed it had been nicked by the other pro & it was one of the major reasons why she kicked off.  Being shit faced didn't help obviously.  The whole drama has since been referred to as "Kettlegate"  :D

Offline Melb

Ah yes, comes flooding back, thank you.
Course I should have said a shitload of cash.

Offline AnthG

Is this the birthday treat?  You still planning on going bowling?
Yes, taking place either 5th or 12th May.  Don't think I will continue on the idea of bowling to be honest.

I know people think I am thinking this too much through. But it is a lot of money for me £550. And I thus get one chance to get it right and I do not want to be sitting there going, damn wish I had thought of that.

wash and shaving stuff, deodorant, clean pants and some extra coffee and milk as they never give enough.  Plus your wallet
What else do you need?  Its the prossie who will need a bag of stuff not you

Bottle of wine to share while breaking the ice, some snacks and nibbles (after all you'll hopefully be having a long, busy night) and a couple of bottles of mineral water.

Offline k

Condoms (sealed packet) just in case she forgets/doesn't bring enough.
In a Boots bag with Till Receipt.  That's not a hint to knock that off the cost of the evening, but she may be wary that the condoms might be fake: there's been a topic on here about fake imported condoms that offer no protection being sold in places like newsagents.

Offline k

ear plugs
Are you suggesting that women... snore??  Or are they for her to wear?

Another thing you might need:-



Do warn her before she goes into the bathroom though, she may shriek if she's not expecting to see them on the shelf.

This is the bday treat via the agency, previous thread if I remember?
Still think you should ask the agency to ask the WG for her preference if your that worried Anth.
Other than that, take the normal for a stay in a hotel (shower stuff, clothes etc etc).
I wouldnt take a bottle of vodka - a bottle of wine at the most.

It's gonna be a long time in that room with just the two of you and that could lead to drinking quicker...you dont want vodka - will get too pissed.
Bottle of wine will be enough.  When i have an overnighter in a hotel I tend to hit the bar for a couple, light meal etc etc then up to the room.

Breaks up the monotony of the same four walls in the room


Another thing you might need:-



Do warn her before she goes into the bathroom though, she may shriek if she's not expecting to see them on the shelf.

Brilliant, k!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I wish those photos were still here, someone must have saved them?  :lol:

I do but i have no idea how to upload them, i can't even seem to find how to copy the properties or whatever  :unknown:

Offline jackdaw

wash and shaving stuff, deodorant, clean pants and some extra coffee and milk as they never give enough.  Plus your wallet
What else do you need?  Its the prossie who will need a bag of stuff not you

Never done an overnighter, but done quite a few evening hotel sessions, then stayed overnight myself after... especially when I was still doing a lot of travelling for work.

On that basis I'd say above covers most of what you need.... though, as others have put, taking extra condoms is always sound policy.

 Personally never worried about taking extra money, many rooms have safes now, and never came across an hotel that didn't have some facility for leaving valuables. (And as a very wise man said (Plato mayhap): "Don't punt if losing large amounts of money worries you".)

Being a pervy bastard, I also usually take some extra underpants.... for some obscure reason sometimes like a bit of frottage with my underpants still on.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2013, 09:57:39 AM by jackdaw »


Offline smiths

Help me out smiths, I can't tell whether you're being serious or not  :scare:

Very serious mate, i would also take Monopoly, that can take hours so at say £50 an hour what great VFM. ;)

Offline skittish

I do but i have no idea how to upload them, i can't even seem to find how to copy the properties or whatever  :unknown:

I wouldn't upload them here mate it might get you in bother, it was a kind of tongue in cheek comment.  :rolleyes:

I wouldn't upload them here mate it might get you in bother, it was a kind of tongue in cheek comment.  :rolleyes:

ah fair enough, can't figure it out anyway.  :(


Offline potato

Most things have been suggested already. Soft Drinks – half freeze them first so they will be nicely chilled for later on as they thaw out. Reasonable bottle of wine – and don’t forget the corkscrew !   Nibbles /snacks are a good idea – but something you don’t have to pick out of your teeth all night!   Box of chocs is good

Spare pack of sealed condoms with receipt.  Massage Oil and Lube – remembering that anything oil based is not good for condoms…..

I would also take extra towels as you may both frequent the shower more than the standard issue can cope with!  A bin liner is always useful (!)  put all the condom wrappers, rubbish etc., in there rather than the hotel bin, if you want to be really discrete. Oh, and kitchen roll is also quite a useful for removing excess lube, wrapping used condoms in etc.,   Some people have been known to take a bedsheet with them so that they don’t stain the hotel ones….

And don’t forget the 2 brown paper bags, we all know what they are for ! :D

Offline Melb

Serious suggestion: Take along your 'sensible head' i.e. reasonable expectations and be prepared to handle any problems should they arise; be flexible and enjoy it.

Offline foresight

If taking drinks of any description, always break the cap seal or pull the cork in front of the wg. Any sensible girl will refuse a drink from an already opened bottle.

Offline ManBat

you should take a cake and make her sing happy birthday to you.
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Offline Dani

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I forgot to ask are you planning on taking her for a meal as most agency overnights do include a meal of some sort.  She may well be very pissed off if she ahs not eaten as expecting to be fed and you dont bother.  This could seriously affect how the night goes. She turns up expecting a meal as this also passes some of the time (believe me it will be expected).  You dont feed her so she is hungry and thinks the tight bastard is not even feeding me as he is supposed to so she either rings the agency and tells them she is leaving with half the fee for messing her around or she stays and gives you a really shit time)

I know you dont have a lot of spare cash but an overnight does normally mean a meal at least and most of them mean a meal and a few hours out. Hence the huge reduction in price on the cost of 12 hours

Offline James999

I forgot to ask are you planning on taking her for a meal as most agency overnights do include a meal of some sort. 

Get a takeaway from Maccy D's and remember to deduct her half of the cost from her fee  :hi:

Oh and don't let her nick your free toy  :coolgirl:


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