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Author Topic: Why do Pro$$ies lie and spout so much bollocks  (Read 7656 times)

Offline finn5555

Recently having exchanged a few texts with a potential Booking her inconsistent stories and her bullshit excuses made me wonder

Do Pro$$ies ever tell the truth  :wackogirl:

Offline ghighi

Most of them dont. They just tell the stuff what you want to hear or expected to hear. But some of them are better which is more likely indie.  :hi:

Offline Dani

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Some do but I think some lie to protect their identity from those who ask too many questions and others lie as they feel they have to pretend to have such a glamorous life which prossying isnt.  they want to believe in their own heads that its all Belle du Jour type life when in fact it is nothing like it at all 

After all none of us want to be saying after work we get home cook dinner for the kids, do the cleaning, washing and ironing then fall into bed knackered, so they come out with lots of bullshit to try and entice the client into booking them
« Last Edit: April 18, 2013, 08:26:17 PM by Dani »

Offline rpg

Here's the formula that works most times for me.
Native English speaker/lots of good feedback/genuine free photos/pleasant manner via e-mail or phone/Indy. Simple. That seems to work in Scotland anyway.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2013, 08:29:38 PM by rpg »

Offline Tailpipe

Some do but I think some lie to protect their identity from those who ask too many questions and others lie as they feel they have to pretend to have such a glamorous life which prossying isnt.  they want to believe in their own heads that its all Belle du Jour type life when in fact it is nothing like it at all 

After all none of us want to be saying after work we get home cook dinner for the kids, do the cleaning, washing and ironing then fall into bed knackered, so they come out with lots of bullshit to try and entice the client into booking them

I have meet one girl whom seem to have convinced her self she was two people.
The one that worked and the one that went home to the kids like a ultra ego
Nice girl but a bit strange massive positive fb been working a good many years I suspect.
Be interested on your view .

Offline Dani

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I am two people to.  By day at work I am .............. but when my stockings come off I revert back to being a wife, mother and boring old fart that prefers staying in reading than going out living it up

I think compartmentalising this job is thr right way to go, after all people in normal jobs dont go home and still want to thinking about work.  if others can leave their job at the door each day then so can we.

We get called, escorts or prossies etc but we dont normally call others by their job, you dont define your friends by the factory worker, bin man, dentist etc, they are not the job they are doing, they are people.  Same for us, we are not prossies, we work as prossies as we are not defined by our job and some of us can happily leave it behind when we go home

Offline ghighi

The most fake wgs i have met is Olga in HOD. Just talk bull shit to agree you during the conversation, and she obviously hate being a prostitutes. Ultimately, want you to book her again. I hate those marketing strategy. 

Offline Dani

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The most fake wgs i have met is Olga in HOD. Just talk bull shit to agree you during the conversation, and she obviously hate being a prostitutes. Ultimately, want you to book her again. I hate those marketing strategy.

Easy way to stop her wasting your time by talking. put your cock in her mouth.  Its ahrd ot talk with a mouthful :D

Offline Tailpipe

I am two people to.  By day at work I am .............. but when my stockings come off I revert back to being a wife, mother and boring old fart that prefers staying in reading than going out living it up

I think compartmentalising this job is thr right way to go, after all people in normal jobs dont go home and still want to thinking about work.  if others can leave their job at the door each day then so can we.

We get called, escorts or prossies etc but we dont normally call others by their job, you dont define your friends by the factory worker, bin man, dentist etc, they are not the job they are doing, they are people.  Same for us, we are not prossies, we work as prossies as we are not defined by our job and some of us can happily leave it behind when we go home


My interest is in that line which you have clearly shown , is this even ones way or just one of the ways in which
You guys deal with it.



i am no friend of the whore

But punters lie as much as pros


Offline finn5555

Easy way to stop her wasting your time by talking. put your cock in her mouth.  Its ahrd ot talk with a mouthful :D

Like your style my booking is on AW now shut up!  :lol:

Offline Dani

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My interest is in that line which you have clearly shown , is this even ones way or just one of the ways in which
You guys deal with it.

Its how I deal with any job I do.  when I go home I am not that ultra organised, well made up and bubbly woman, I am a home loving, bathrode wearing wife mother and slave to the animals.  I have alwasy shut my work out of my home life no matter what job it was

Offline finn5555

I'm not saying punters don't lie but Pro$$ies can't remember the lie they told 5 minutes ago  :dash:


Offline lovelysofia92

I'm not saying punters don't lie but Pro$$ies can't remember the lie they told 5 minutes ago  :dash:

 :lol: I am that way with names. Don't really tend to lie generally, but when someone asks me what my real name is, I give them a real 'fake' name and it's hard to keep track whether or not they know me as Sofia or as my 'real' name.

Then again I've introduced myself as my actual self a couple of times  :dash: Rookie mistake.

Offline finn5555

:lol: I am that way with names. Don't really tend to lie generally, but when someone asks me what my real name is, I give them a real 'fake' name and it's hard to keep track whether or not they know me as Sofia or as my 'real' name.

Then again I've introduced myself as my actual self a couple of times  :dash: Rookie mistake.

Most end up saying what their name is in real life so don't get your stockings in a twist unless they are stalker material  :cool:

Offline Mystique46m

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Sorry I haven't posted on this thread before, my Bentley got stuck in traffic
and the private jet had to circle over Le Touquet for TEN MINUTES, sooooooooo
frustrating because when I went for my Dior gown fitting, the Cristal was an eighth
of a degree warmer than my usual requirements, I almost threw my Hermes Birkin bag
down the stairs of my faaaaabulous penthouse....

Offline lovelysofia92

Sorry I haven't posted on this thread before, my Bentley got stuck in traffic
and the private jet had to circle over Le Touquet for TEN MINUTES, sooooooooo
frustrating because when I went for my Dior gown fitting, the Cristal was an eighth
of a degree warmer than my usual requirements, I almost threw my Hermes Birkin bag
down the stairs of my faaaaabulous penthouse....

Funny, but actually I think a good part of wgs try and make their situation seem a bit more desperate than it actually is. Then the man's instinct of helping the damsel in distress instantly activates and they have a better chance at getting a tip or making a regular.

Why would you lie you're doing much better than you are? Seems counter-productive.

Offline ghighi

Easy way to stop her wasting your time by talking. put your cock in her mouth.  Its ahrd ot talk with a mouthful :D

Sadly she made me cum ASAP  :dash: . When i start punting i trust some of the words wgs said are truth. But after i saw few more wg, i realized they all said the same stuff to make you come back.  :diablo: . And nowadays, if i heard those bollocks to waste my time again, i will blacklist them no matter how good service/looking she is.
I am happy they said "i cant tell you this". But hate them just make up a story to satisfy you, as i feel being stupid.  :(
« Last Edit: April 18, 2013, 09:19:26 PM by ghighi »

Offline Mystique46m

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Why would you lie you're doing much better than you are? Seems counter-productive.

I think it's a pride thing for some girls who always want to appear very very busy and
seem very very successful. Can't type any more than that at the moment, this 1.3 million
pound diamond bracelet is weighing my wrist down...... ;)

Offline Dani

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Funny, but actually I think a good part of wgs try and make their situation seem a bit more desperate than it actually is. Then the man's instinct of helping the damsel in distress instantly activates and they have a better chance at getting a tip or making a regular.

Why would you lie you're doing much better than you are? Seems counter-productive.

Thakfully you are still new to this business or that staement would have been silly

If a [rossie makes herself look desperate in anyway she will likely out off most punters as they are there for fun not to hear about her being skint and needing more money.  If she makes herself look desperate before the booking takes place no guys will see her as they will think if she has that little money she must be damned awful at her job so I will go eslewhere

What you are actually talking about is the type of girl who preys on gullible men to take as much cash off them as possible by feeding them sob stories.  They are not prossies they are con women

If a [rossie makes herself look desperate in anyway she will likely out off most punters as they are there for fun not to hear about her being skint and needing more money.  If she makes herself look desperate before the booking takes place no guys will see her as they will think if she has that little money she must be damned awful at her job so I will go eslewhere

I'd agree 100%. I'm always happy to hear the (probably) bullshit stories rather than hear something that leads to me imagine the girl living in a crack den or sat around all day on her arse doing nothing.

"You're different, youre special, I don't usually cum that hard, my real name is....., I missed you coming to see me..." Blah blah blah. Hilarious but we punters still like to hear the bullshit. And a WG who can convincingly pull this off is a great salesgirl. Lying convincingly is a great gift.  :D

Offline ghighi

Funny, but actually I think a good part of wgs try and make their situation seem a bit more desperate than it actually is. Then the man's instinct of helping the damsel in distress instantly activates and they have a better chance at getting a tip or making a regular.

Why would you lie you're doing much better than you are? Seems counter-productive.

I dont agree. Girls looking desperate is not a reason for punters to come back  :rolleyes:. TBH, we dont care the girls are desperate or fully-booked. As long as they tick our box, we will come back for more. ;)

Offline Whore Of Babylon

We sell fantasies and clients buy them. Espeally with GFE.

Members on the forum have said before they don't want to hear about WGs kids or husbands.
I've had many a tall tale from punter, I assume either to protect their identity or - as I suspect- to feed their fantasy.
It can definitely go too far and Ladies who really pretend to either be in love and down right lie to extort cash are foul.
I agree with Cassie, these are not prossies giving good GFE but con women.

Personally I try to walk the middle ground - keep my identity secret, make my clients feel great and not outright lie to do it.
No flattery, just a good amount of tact and hopefully charm.

I'm lost on this thread, but maybe that's because I usually only visit English-speaking MILFs who [and I know I could get flamed for this] come from similar backgrounds to mine and with whom I feel comfortable.

SO FAR [I know; 2 REALLY big words], I've never been let down or felt short-changed, because my appointments with them have felt like, not necessarily routine, but regular.

I hope people understand what I mean by the above; after a couple of glasses of Red wine, I do [but just about!].


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