xxx carrieann adultwork

[dicko61399]

well can i start by saying this is my first review and that i am sorry if i make any spelling mistakes as my laptop has a broken keyboard
away we go the lady i am reviewing is carrieann External Link/Members Only
she dosnt do incalls which was a bit harder to manage as live in a student houes but got away with it all the same, she turned up prompt and smart and didnt waste anytime getting to my room.
we had shared multipul emails regarding our rondavue so i was awaere what i was expecting size 18 40dd tits ect.
i asked her if it was ok to give her the money straight away ( was new to this so ye lol ) i had gone for her speciall offer of 500 for 6 hours which she can spread up into half hours or hours and stuff was really helpful the the student on the go.
she stripped right away as did i didnt really want to waste time with clothes and she got straight down to some OWO which was amazing, iv never had my dick sucked quite like it befor in my life, before i knew it i was asking her to slow down or i was going to end up cumming already but as she dosnt mind how many times you go i ended up blowing one right in her mouth.
swollowed like a master.
after that she started a very smoth tit wank which i was amazed at, before offering my both of her holes i picked pussy for the first go,and it was a delight. she offeres bareback so took that oppatunity as  im always very clean and so was she.
after 20 mins of different positions i sampled her ass and finished in there.
sadly only lasted the hour but she didnt clock watch or charge for the over lap of 9 mins lol
all in all perfect woman highly recomend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Destootoo]

Joined today

1st post a review

Review seems suspicious as fuck

Bareback!!

Contender for scariest of the month


Forgive me if I pass 

[maxxblue]

Joined today

1st post a review

Review seems suspicious as fuck

Bareback!!

Contender for scariest of the month


Forgive me if I pass 

I was thinking exactly the same myself...

...I was also thinking '£500 for 6 hours' my arse.

[dicko61399]

only joined to make the review................. if you dont like you dont have to read..........just thought its better for everyone if people who do this kind of thing share there experances............

[Destootoo]

It is better we share experiences as it helps identify when this kind of crazy pops up 

[dicko61399]

not going to get into an argument over something this daft......just wanted to share the experance of a nice lady was all if you dont like thats fine think its crazy also fine not arsed

[stevedave]

So, you were already aware of UKP and presumably all the reviews of good quality girls on here...yet you just paid £500 to fuck that. 

Of course you did cariea...sorry, dicko...

[maxxblue]

not going to get into an argument over something this daft......just wanted to share the experance of a nice lady was all if you dont like thats fine think its crazy also fine not arsed

You say that you live in a student house, Carrieann/Dicko - are you saying that you are a university student?

[jonnyboy2190]

A student with 500 quid to spare at christmas? Aye right.
When did this meeting take place exactly?

Oh and thanks for letting us know she/you are a barebacking skank

[daviemac]

not going to get into an argument over something this daft......just wanted to share the experance of a nice lady was all if you dont like thats fine think its crazy also fine not arsed

Thanks for the review, your money your choice, not for me though.   

Can you post links to any others you've seen or intend to see in future so we can avoid them like the plague. I most certainly wouldn't want to see any prossie that's been with a suicidal barebacker, whether you actually barebacked her or not.   

Edit

When are you getting your other 5 hours.   

[The Outsider]

You say that you live in a student house, Carrieann/Dicko - are you saying that you are a university student?

I can't guess what course "he" is doing, but I'm going to rule out English Literature. 

This is wrong on so many levels!

[dicko61399]

right ok i would like to clear a few things up...........firstly yes i am a uni student i live in a uni home that i rented with 3 of my friends..........second no im not doing english lit im sorry my spelling and grammer is bad i did say i am having keyboard troubles but also my spelling has never been a strong point.........thrid yes i like barback never been a fan of condoms only live once and all that shit and dont really care about anything like that so thanks whover called me something like that ............ fourth yes i am actually a guy im not a woman gezz and lastly to the person who said what kind of student has 500 spare at christmas well the me kind i dont have any family remaining as both my mother and father have passed of cancer i lived with my uncle till i was 18 then he moved over seas and only see him once every few years so after i was 18 i moved in with my girlfriend until she cheated on me with my best friend which ended us so i moved in to my own flat at 22 so ye not like i have anything else to spend the money on...........so can we all stop arguining and knit picking if you dont like the review i will take it down...........didnt relise this was such a judgmental community

[daviemac]

right ok i would like to clear a few things up...........firstly yes i am a uni student i live in a uni home that i rented with 3 of my friends..........second no im not doing english lit im sorry my spelling and grammer is bad i did say i am having keyboard troubles but also my spelling has never been a strong point.........thrid yes i like barback never been a fan of condoms only live once and all that shit and dont really care about anything like that so thanks whover called me something like that ............ fourth yes i am actually a guy im not a woman gezz and lastly to the person who said what kind of student has 500 spare at christmas well the me kind i dont have any family remaining as both my mother and father have passed of cancer i lived with my uncle till i was 18 then he moved over seas and only see him once every few years so after i was 18 i moved in with my girlfriend until she cheated on me with my best friend which ended us so i moved in to my own flat at 22 so ye not like i have anything else to spend the money on...........so can we all stop arguining and knit picking if you dont like the review i will take it down...........didnt relise this was such a judgmental community

Just say when you're going to get your other 5 hours with her. You haven't answered that bit.  Plus if you think barebacking some slapper's safe you're deluded. 

Edit
You can't take the review down it's here forever.

[daviemac]

Come on then OP explain this - you say you paid a special price of £500 for 6 hours that you can spread about in 1/2 hrs or hrs. Now your'e a student so you must be capable of really simple maths, how come her hourly rate's £80, times that by 6 = £480.  Good deal that pay £20 more for the privilege of paying up front.

Sort your facts out before you try touting eh.  and sort your profile out     

[Toon73]

struggling to decide if this is just a wind up  or the op has totally lost the plot  surely their are more interesting things to do with £600 if you have a death wish like ....
tie rockets to your back and jump out of a japanese bullet train ,,
 snowboard down mt everest while blindfolded 
swimming with the piranhas in the amazon
climbing into the lions enclosure on safari dressed as a rabbit 

[dicko61399]

gezz right last post and if this starts more arguments then just going to stop replying and let everyone just fight it out and ignore the whole thing i had a nice time with a wonderful lady and just wanted to share the experance ok?..... right first to the person asking me to do simple maths she charged an extra £30 pound for bareback so it would be the hourly rate plus an extra 30 but with the £500 that includes bareback and anything extra i wanted to do.............next for the person asking a genuine question about when im going to get my next time with her as soon as im free? i mean currently have the houes mates back as speending new year with them lol.....lastly to the person saying there are better things to do than barebacking women like that yes yes there is i could spend 500 on anything i wanted but currently there wasnt really anything i wanted and as the idea of going the whole of the christmas period including my birthday without fucking something id rather pay that and get some lol and before anyone suggests it yes there are loads of other women i could have got with that kind of money and proberly got better but in all honasty wasnt about hotness for me she had been really helpful with her emails and sorted my nerves out before doing something like that and after excanging detials so i wouldnt get ripped of for that kind of money i feel safe knowing that i will be able to get more time with her at another free hour of my life and for anyone wondering yes i have already been to the clinic and done an std test............im clean...................so can we all stop fighinting now cause im not exactly amazing at pulling a lass in a club hence sites like that so each to there own ye? so now all thats sorted out can we all stop arguing and shit?

[Looking4fun]

You paid to fuck that!

[Sar-Major]

YOU actually "Barebacked" that. FFS

HOW did you know she was "Clean", do you carry a STI test lab on your back or are you just not right in the fekin head

Give me fekin strength 

 

[Darlobloke]

You visited that yesterday, barebacked it and are saying you are clean. STI's take weeks to become symptomatic and the results usually take 10 days.

Utter bullshit.

Utter twunt

[Destootoo]

Also with Std checks the really serious stuff they recommend waiting up to 6 weeks later

[moreplease]

Really weird.  Her quoted rate on AW rate is £80 an hour so 5 'sessions' = £400. Yet he paid £500 ?

Oddly enough both the writer and the 'lady' have exactly the same very poor grasp ( as in LACK of ) of basic maths, since she makes the same error. The OP's comment about a broken keyboard sounds ifffy as well. Apart from 'x' and 'y' he's used all the other letters in the alphabet, he's just not strung them together very well :-) Grammar may not be his strong point - you don't say?! - but would anyone actually get into Uni with that lack of command of basic grammar?

As to the lady in question : Would anyone actually shell out for 5 sessions in advance? There again, would anyone on here actually WANT 5 sessions with that, let alone have 5 and get the next one free?

[daviemac]

dicko61399

You really need to sort your AW profile out, nowhere does it mention about bareback being extra, it just says it's included in the price.

Can you give some details of this new sti test they've developed that shows symptoms / results before the incubation period's passed. Sounds like a major medical breakthrough, must've missed that on the news.     

This has to be just about the worst attempt at touting for a long time. The vast majority of members here aren't stupid, nothing you say adds up, you're a student who lives in a shared house and don't know when it's going to be empty but you pay, over the odds, in advance for a scank of a prossie  for 6 hours, use 1 and have no idea when you can use the rest. Plus you're over the moon she didn't charge you for the extra 9 mins you had.

Sit down and just think about what you're saying then come back and apologise for being an idiot to think it's believable.

   

[Destootoo]

I wouldn't even book a block like this with a stunner just in case they were a terrible punt!

[johnny34]

God, I don't know where to start with this review/tout?

No idea why you would pick 'that' at all, bareback included 

Reads like a load of bollocks to me......

[stanleyjohn]

Come on then OP explain this - you say you paid a special price of £500 for 6 hours that you can spread about in 1/2 hrs or hrs. Now your'e a student so you must be capable of really simple maths, how come her hourly rate's £80, times that by 6 = £480.  Good deal that pay £20 more for the privilege of paying up front.

Sort your facts out before you try touting eh.  and sort your profile out   

Just done the maths myself, the OP is either brain dead, has a death wish or much more likely is the WG herself.

She is fuckin appalling and has numerous scars that look like self harming or she likes being cut.

I wouldn't go near her for £500 , Admin might wanna take a look at this review. Well dodgy.

[The Outsider]

I think even if you take personal tastes, preferences and basic safety out of the equation this review still doesn't feel right!

[Moresomes]

Sorry to hear about your broken keyboard.
Unfortunately this has resulted in your review reading exactly as if it has been written by an illiterate, ugly, barebacking skank in a desperate attempt to get some dust off her phone.   

[Destootoo]

Sorry to hear about your broken keyboard.
Unfortunately this has resulted in your review reading exactly as if it has been written by an illiterate, ugly, barebacking skank in a desperate attempt to get some dust off her phone.   

I'm glad I was reading this on the toilet as I may have actually pissed myself!

[thekidah01]

 

[walking dead]

She couldn't pay me 500 to fuck her !
Actually I would take 450 but no less.

[Sako]

well can i start by saying this is my first review and that i am sorry if i make any spelling mistakes as my laptop has a broken keyboard
away we go the lady i am reviewing is carrieann External Link/Members Only
she dosnt do incalls which was a bit harder to manage as live in a student houes but got away with it all the same, she turned up prompt and smart and didnt waste anytime getting to my room.
we had shared multipul emails regarding our rondavue so i was awaere what i was expecting size 18 40dd tits ect.
i asked her if it was ok to give her the money straight away ( was new to this so ye lol ) i had gone for her speciall offer of 500 for 6 hours which she can spread up into half hours or hours and stuff was really helpful the the student on the go.
she stripped right away as did i didnt really want to waste time with clothes and she got straight down to some OWO which was amazing, iv never had my dick sucked quite like it befor in my life, before i knew it i was asking her to slow down or i was going to end up cumming already but as she dosnt mind how many times you go i ended up blowing one right in her mouth.
swollowed like a master.
after that she started a very smoth tit wank which i was amazed at, before offering my both of her holes i picked pussy for the first go,and it was a delight. she offeres bareback so took that oppatunity as  im always very clean and so was she.
after 20 mins of different positions i sampled her ass and finished in there.
sadly only lasted the hour but she didnt clock watch or charge for the over lap of 9 mins lol
all in all perfect woman highly recomend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get to fuck lad, what an absolute horror, my eyes have actually started to bleed!!!!!

Even if your review was true (which is highly doubtful) I would ban you immediately for fucking such an ugly bird and being happy about it. Even in the deepest darkest pits of depression I would still maintain enough standards to refrain, I would rather shag two cupboard doors.

You have snuck that one in right at the death of win "The Scabiest Fat Bird of the Year" competition. 

[Shearer1955]

If i ever went anywhere near her then you can cut my balls off 

The review is completely false on so many levels

[nicelad8132]

As i said ONLY FOR THE BRAVE!!!!
No way somebody has gone in that. Much better lasses out there. At least bareback a roma lass at least its something nice to look at while your pumping her!!!
Not that i do that mind gents. Speaking hypothetical only!!!!

[Smashnasty]

Well I for one would fuck her all over. Bareback. Cum in her and ask for seconds after sucking my jizz out and leaving her nice and clean first. And I wouldnt shower for a day or two afterwards. Love a skanky bareback high risk danger fuck! 

 

Now. Thats ^^^ what a troll sounds like.

Stop laughing. Stop retching. And stop feeding the trolls gents, let this review vanish into the pits.

[daviemac]

Well I for one would fuck her all over. Bareback. Cum in her and ask for seconds after sucking my jizz out and leaving her nice and clean first. And I wouldnt shower for a day or two afterwards. Love a skanky bareback high risk danger fuck! 

 

Now. Thats ^^^ what a troll sounds like.

Stop laughing. Stop retching. And stop feeding the trolls gents, let this review vanish into the pits.

That wouldn't surprise me given previous comments you've made re bareback. 

Seems your posts keeping it going now.   

[Smashnasty]

That wouldn't surprise me given previous comments you've made re bareback. 

Seems your posts keeping it going now.   

Eh? What are you on about you tool?

1) you have missed my point spectacularly. My post was was not at all serious, it was satirical to show what trolling was

2) I've never mentioned going bareback that I can recall?

3) Making the point that my post kept it going, made it keep going.

Bell end 

[Looking4fun]

Eh? What are you on about you tool?

1) you have missed my point spectacularly. My post was was not at all serious, it was satirical to show what trolling was

2) I've never mentioned going bareback that I can recall?

3) Making the point that my post kept it going, made it keep going.

Bell end

No need for those comments mate 

[Mansell]

And there was me thinking it was April 1st already 

[daviemac]

Eh? What are you on about you tool?

1) you have missed my point spectacularly. My post was was not at all serious, it was satirical to show what trolling was

2) I've never mentioned going bareback that I can recall?

3) Making the point that my post kept it going, made it keep going.

Bell end

First of all we know what trolling is, we don't need you to tell us and you're doing a very good impression. If you don't find a thread interesting just ignore it, who are you to tell others what threads they should or shouldn't post on, you'll be asking admin to lock it next.   

You are the one who thinks there's no risk going with barebacking skanks or can't you remember what you post.

 

She definitely offered bb in the past and likely still would do it if you asked. Not that having bb sex is a reason to not go there. We've all had bb in the past with someone, doesnt mean you have to partake if a girl does offer it. Doesnt matter if you are bagging up anyway if she has bb'd so eone in her private or work life. Just look after your own health and it'll all cum right.

A slapper who barebacks any punter she sees is more likely to be infected, going with an infected prossie carries more risk. Your life your choice.

Any more names you'd like to call me 

[Smashnasty]

First of all we know what trolling is, we don't need you to tell us and you're doing a very good impression. If you don't find a thread interesting just ignore it, who are you to tell others what threads they should or shouldn't post on, you'll be asking admin to lock it next.   

You are the one who thinks there's no risk going with barebacking skanks or can't you remember what you post.

 
A slapper who barebacks any punter she sees is more likely to be infected, going with an infected prossie carries more risk. Your life your choice.

Any more names you'd like to call me 

Ah I see. You said "posts" - I only count one there. And you take a single post I make about how you should worry about taking precautions for yourself and not getting too wound up about what a WG does elsewhere and snipe at me with it trying to cast dispersions about my own conduct? Nah we'll stick with those "names" for now. But you need to pack it in throwing accusations at me because you are getting on my wick.
I would draw you a picture to explain what that post you quoted meant but since I cannot find my pretty coloured crayons to make it interesting enough for you I will have to use words.

A WG will fairly likely be barebacking someone somewhere, be it a boyfriend, husband, preferred clients or as an under the table "extra" or openly advertised - just like almost every one of us are, or have, barebacked someone at some point. Its up to us to make informed choices based on what info we have. Demonising bareback simply pushes that service underground making it harder for a punter who wants to avoid it from making a properly informed choice. Now that is different to banging an "all come all served" bb skank without a rubber. But my point here is to look after your own health, bag up, and then whatever she gets up to elsewhere is of little consequence to you. Get tested now and then. It is not a "I partake in bareback" as you seem to want to interpret it as. So pack it in making me out to be someone I'm not to prove a point, ok?

[the game]

I have no words for this 

[twwb]

really helpful the the student on the go.

funniest thing I've read in a while - this part belongs in a review for a laptop 

[FLYING BLUE]

Ah I see. You said "posts" - I only count one there. And you take a single post I make about how you should worry about taking precautions for yourself and not getting too wound up about what a WG does elsewhere and snipe at me with it trying to cast dispersions about my own conduct? Nah we'll stick with those "names" for now. But you need to pack it in throwing accusations at me because you are getting on my wick.
I would draw you a picture to explain what that post you quoted meant but since I cannot find my pretty coloured crayons to make it interesting enough for you I will have to use words.

A WG will fairly likely be barebacking someone somewhere, be it a boyfriend, husband, preferred clients or as an under the table "extra" or openly advertised - just like almost every one of us are, or have, barebacked someone at some point. Its up to us to make informed choices based on what info we have. Demonising bareback simply pushes that service underground making it harder for a punter who wants to avoid it from making a properly informed choice. Now that is different to banging an "all come all served" bb skank without a rubber. But my point here is to look after your own health, bag up, and then whatever she gets up to elsewhere is of little consequence to you. Get tested now and then. It is not a "I partake in bareback" as you seem to want to interpret it as. So pack it in making me out to be someone I'm not to prove a point, ok?

You are the one who is out of order here.

I can't see you lasting long on here with such a poor attitude

I will sit back and await the abuse head my way but, hey ho, tomorrow's another day

[Marmalade]

3) Making the point that my post kept it going, made it keep going.

Bell end

So you basically admit you are using the forum to take the piss and talk crap on a discussion forum aimed at helping punters find vfm paid sex and you talk utter shite just to keep a post going.


Hidden Image/Members Only
who care's when you're spouting shit? 

Ring Bell.
End.
 

[daviemac]

But you need to pack it in throwing accusations at me because you are getting on my wick. 

So pack it in making me out to be someone I'm not to prove a point, ok?

Oh dear have I upset you, touched a nerve did I, never mind eh.

Take 5, have a coffee and read my post again, I didn't say you barebacked anyone, I said you were happy to see barebackers, bit different.  Your post again  as you seem to have a short memory.

She definitely offered bb in the past and likely still would do it if you asked. Not that having bb sex is a reason to not go there

Though you are changing your story a bit now.

[James999]

well can i start by saying this is my first review and that i am sorry if i make any spelling mistakes as my laptop has a broken keyboard
away we go the lady i am reviewing is carrieann External Link/Members Only
she dosnt do incalls which was a bit harder to manage as live in a student houes but got away with it all the same, she turned up prompt and smart and didnt waste anytime getting to my room.
we had shared multipul emails regarding our rondavue so i was awaere what i was expecting size 18 40dd tits ect.
i asked her if it was ok to give her the money straight away ( was new to this so ye lol ) i had gone for her speciall offer of 500 for 6 hours which she can spread up into half hours or hours and stuff was really helpful the the student on the go.
she stripped right away as did i didnt really want to waste time with clothes and she got straight down to some OWO which was amazing, iv never had my dick sucked quite like it befor in my life, before i knew it i was asking her to slow down or i was going to end up cumming already but as she dosnt mind how many times you go i ended up blowing one right in her mouth.
swollowed like a master.
after that she started a very smoth tit wank which i was amazed at, before offering my both of her holes i picked pussy for the first go,and it was a delight. she offeres bareback so took that oppatunity as  im always very clean and so was she.
after 20 mins of different positions i sampled her ass and finished in there.
sadly only lasted the hour but she didnt clock watch or charge for the over lap of 9 mins lol
all in all perfect woman highly recomend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a load of bollocks, not only would no one (in their right mind) pay to shag such a minger, but paying up front for 6 sessions 

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