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So after being called a "leecher" and a "pompous, smart arse" then after reading other people's reviews I decided that it was only right that I should start making reviews.

So I will start with bijou:

I only booked a 15min incall with bijou as its Xmas eve I had just been out with friends and I didn't pull (I know the women must be crazy)! Either that or my s*#t craic was not working anyway I booked a 15min appointment as it was on my way home and it was getting late.

The comms was good, she replied to my text pretty much straight away and said she would be ready in 10 mins. Perfect.

Got to her street easy to find if you know gateshead and it was late so nobody around (I could see it being an issue throughout the daytime but that's a guess).
Opened the door and she looked amazing, she is one of the rare ones to post pics of her face, standing up and in different positions so you can see her body and she has an amazing body!
She isn't too keen on kissing. I did ask but she told me she doesn't normally on 15mins. Just a slight problem if 15mins is all you are wanting but she did do owo and then sex.

Sorry it's not my style to go fully into it and to be fair it was only a 15min booking.

Because of all this I can only say it was a positive. She seemed a nice girl, got down to business quick enough and nice small talk after. All in all a good 15 min quickie. I don't know if I'd do a full hour yet there just wasn't that 'spark' but I'd definitely return for more 15min bookings.

Apologies if this isn't the best but feel free to ask anything and I'll try to answer and maybe next time write a better review.

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« Last Edit: December 24, 2016, 11:16:18 pm by Stevie3060 »

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This comes across as a decent first meet at short notice, however I'm a little confused as your FIRST meet in July was only a neutral/positive ?? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=105482.msg1243935#msg1243935  :unknown:

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Thanks for the review but No kissing doesn't matter how long the booking is according to her when I asked months ago & doesn't like receiving oral either,hence no booking from me.


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This comes across as a decent first meet at short notice, however I'm a little confused as your FIRST meet in July was only a neutral/positive ?? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=105482.msg1243935#msg1243935  :unknown:

Another Walter Mitty?

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As you're still online s3060  I think it would be a good idea to clear this up, then you may not be seen as a leech or indeed a Walter Mitty. I await with great anticipation your clarification of this matter.   :hi:
« Last Edit: December 25, 2016, 12:25:21 am by alfie2013 »

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This comes across as a decent first meet at short notice, however I'm a little confused as your FIRST meet in July was only a neutral/positive ?? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=105482.msg1243935#msg1243935  :unknown:


I don't think I could have given a neutral it was a 15min booking and ticked the right boxes. She looks like she does in her pics and done everything right for 15mins ? I was disappointed with no kissing however maybe I was expecting more the first time I went but I feel for such a short time they would have to massively mess up to get a negative

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Thanks for the review but No kissing doesn't matter how long the booking is according to her when I asked months ago & doesn't like receiving oral either,hence no booking from me.

Not for me either, those prices, lack of services and Romanian to boot.   :thumbsdown:

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I'm still confused, as your first meet in July wasn't that good, but you went back this Xmas eve and it comes across as your first meeting. ?? I was brought up on honesty is the best policy  :hi:

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Like I said already he sounds like a Walter Mitty or someone trying to prove their a punter?

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I'm still confused, as your first meet in July wasn't that good, but you went back this Xmas eve and it comes across as your first meeting. ?? I was brought up on honesty is the best policy  :hi:

No it's just my first review as I thought after reading other people's I should start writing some. I went and saw her tonight as I had been out for a couple and felt the need on my way home. The format of the review is just the way I thought would come of best IE the location etc. I knew where she lived but thought I'd write it for others to read to make their minds on. I think it would be busy through the day but reading someone else's review and they say it's quiet.

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Like I said already he sounds like a Walter Mitty or someone trying to prove their a punter?


When I say reading other people's reviews and thought I should start it's mainly on yours. They are absolutely terrible

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No it's just my first review as I thought after reading other people's I should start writing some. I went and saw her tonight as I had been out for a couple and felt the need on my way home. The format of the review is just the way I thought would come of best IE the location etc. I knew where she lived but thought I'd write it for others to read to make their minds on. I think it would be busy through the day but reading someone else's review and they say it's quiet.

Surely after your first meeting and there wasn't a "spark"   as you said,  that would be enough to put you off a repeat ?

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No it's just my first review as I thought after reading other people's I should start writing some. I went and saw her tonight as I had been out for a couple and felt the need on my way home. The format of the review is just the way I thought would come of best IE the location etc. I knew where she lived but thought I'd write it for others to read to make their minds on. I think it would be busy through the day but reading someone else's review and they say it's quiet.

But you said a short while ago,you don't do reviews,now your doing a positive review on a Romanian girl that you said previously would have been a neutral,but you re-visited her again after a neutral rating?
I reckon a female wg,trying to get recognition
« Last Edit: December 25, 2016, 12:55:14 am by Looking4fun »

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At the risk of sounding like a dumb shite. What's a Walter Mitty?

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At the risk of sounding like a dumb shite. What's a Walter Mitty?

Someone who loves in a fantasy world  :hi:

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At the risk of sounding like a dumb shite. What's a Walter Mitty?
Retired Members of the services call the fake wanna be service men this or a story teller.

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Yes maybe but I mean for a full hour. There was a post that I didn't comment on about clicking or something along them lines which this is could be a case but for a 15min quickie on the way home I don't feel it matters.

If I wasn't tipsy I probably wouldn't have gone however I think she should probably deserve a positive as she looks like her pics she did everything on the tin she was a nice girl it's probably more my awkwardness that there wasn't a 'spark' ?

I don't know it would be harsh to give her a neutral maybe for the lack of kissing ? But I think it boils down to it was a 15min booking and I don't think many girls are going to pull out the stops for that?

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At the risk of sounding like a dumb shite. What's a Walter Mitty?


 :hi:

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Mitty is a meek, mild man with a vivid fantasy life, The character's name has come into more general use to refer to an ineffectual dreamer and appears in several dictionaries

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Ah right, cheers lads  :thumbsup:

I can see where you are coming from too

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Basically that person is full of shit!

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But you said a short while ago,you don't do reviews,now your doing a positive review on a Romanian girl that you said previously would have been a neutral,but you re-visited her again after a neutral rating?
I reckon a female wg,trying to get recognition

I thought I should start doing reviews after reading your horrendous reviews I can't believe you have the nerve to call anyone a white knight???

Apartment 10/10 it had a bed & it was clean what more do you need?

That is from just one of your reviews how on earth does that warrant a 10/10 and pretty much every girl gets 10/10 oh and a little comment about them being "off the charts" even giving girls 11 or 12 out of 10 it's a joke hence why I said I should start giving reviews.

Granted I have saw bijou before but I haven't reviewed so I started with her as she was my first since reading them reviews and it was a quick 15min I couldn't give her a neutral just because she wouldn't kiss and we didn't 'click' on a 15min booking
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Surely after your first meeting and there wasn't a "spark"   as you said,  that would be enough to put you off a repeat ?

OP's right into dom's so maybe he's just a masochist who gets off on paying top dollar for shit punts.  :unknown:

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I thought I should start doing reviews after reading your horrendous reviews I can't believe you have the nerve to call anyone a white knight???

Apartment 10/10 it had a bed & it was clean what more do you need?

That is from just one of your reviews how on earth does that warrant a 10/10 and pretty much every girl gets 10/10 oh and a little comment about them being "off the charts" even giving girls 11 or 12 out of 10 it's a joke hence why I said I should start giving reviews.

Granted I have saw bijou before but I haven't reviewed so I started with her as she was my first since reading them reviews and it was a quick 15min I couldn't give her a neutral just because she wouldn't kiss and we didn't 'click' on a 15min booking

Alfie  -  This comes across as a decent first meet at short notice

L4F  -  Thanks for the review but No kissing

Not one criticism of your review, yet you start slagging other members review off.

I'll just say bye now you'll be, quite rightly, gone soon. 

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The more the OP contributes the more you realise he is full of shit. Won't last long as nothing he says is helpful to this site.  :thumbsdown:

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Read my reviews make of them what you want,like it's been said many times before their only my opinions,but plenty of punters agree with them,i frequently book escorts after receiving info from respected punters.
You on the other hand have contributed fuck all,you sound like a disgruntled wg to me.

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What planet do you live on??? It quite clear l4f calling me a Walter Mitty but OK I really don't mind saying goodbye to you.

Out of respect I didn't comment any further on his Canadian Wendy post even though people were taking pot shots at me and I didn't comment on any other post he made.

I wrote a genuine review and I don't mind when people like Alfie comment as they come across as fair but then people like you and l4f come along. You don't have to comment on my posts like I don't on yours it's that simple.

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Hope you enjoyed your little jaunt on here Steve   :wacko:

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Haha can I take that back about Alfie now? :D

I think it's fair to say that I don't respect l4f's reviews and opinions and he doesn't mine and that's OK.

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It's been nice Alfie thank you.

I'm confident that if the admin sees my posts they can see I have never attacked anyone and tried to give help whether it's been appreciated (it largely hasn't) or not but I have tried. So I don't mind the judgement

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This is what you posted
Just a quick update I did go and see her for 15min and she is who she says she is but it might have been because it was a 15min meeting but I didn't get the impression that she would be up for more men at a meeting. I could be wrong though? I'll try putting a review up later but it will probably be neutral bordering good

Then your first review is a positive of the same girl not mentioning you've seen her before?
Your sinking fast you won't need shovels it'll be machinery next.

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It's the first review I've done after seeing her tonight but I've also mentioned in between that time in other posts, about seeing Canadian Wendy and also going to fuck clubs thing that they had.

And I give her a positive as she did everything you could expect accept kiss in a quickie. Should I have given her a 10/10 as she did have a bed and it did seem clean!??

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It's the first review I've done after seeing her tonight but I've also mentioned in between that time in other posts, about seeing Canadian Wendy and also going to fuck clubs thing that they had.

And I give her a positive as she did everything you could expect accept kiss in a quickie. Should I have given her a 10/10 as she did have a bed and it did seem clean!??

Keep digging i asked for info on Canadian Wendy,yours went against punters that had written reviews,so it was discounted by me & other members.
Your spending more time attacking my reviews or other punters opinions,but can't justify your comments/reviews?
You write like a female.

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Haha when in doubt say they write like a female! Maybe if I said "bijou was off the charts" would that make me sound more manly like yourself?

What i wrote about Canadian wendy wasn't different, someone pretty much said it was the same for him then he went a second time and it was worse.You asked about her so I said my experience and you didn't trust it and that's absolutely fine I even said I'd stop commenting on it and I did.
You posted something else in which I could have commented on but from that I knew you didn't respect my opinion which is again fine so I'm cool with that. However you are now commenting on mine saying I'm a Walter and now that I write like a woman  :crazy:

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Haha sounds so much like a banned working girl it's unreal.

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Don't need that thanks,sex is what I pay for

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At the risk of sounding like a dumb shite. What's a Walter Mitty?

Character from a short story, twice expanded and made into films

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Haha when in doubt say they write like a female! Maybe if I said "bijou was off the charts" would that make me sound more manly like yourself?

What i wrote about Canadian wendy wasn't different, someone pretty much said it was the same for him then he went a second time and it was worse.You asked about her so I said my experience and you didn't trust it and that's absolutely fine I even said I'd stop commenting on it and I did.
You posted something else in which I could have commented on but from that I knew you didn't respect my opinion which is again fine so I'm cool with that. However you are now commenting on mine saying I'm a Walter and now that I write like a woman  :crazy:

So...how much are you an hour and do we all get a discount?

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I think Stevie3060 is looking more and more like Sergi3060.......... :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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The review is deliberately misleading as 'he' insinuates that this is the first time he had met the WG.
Sorry but 'his' whole review just reads wrong.

Think we will be saying Bye Bye soon.

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Here we go again. Don't agree with the regulars so you must be a wg or a pimp/bf.

don't see her. No skin of my nose