External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyTown : Touring Visit to Woking
Location : Flats above parade of shops 2 minutes walk from the station
Cost : 150 for 1 hour
Appearance : was as in the photos. She's a slim lady, probably a size 8, 5'8 and with blond ringlet hair. The neckline plunged down to allow her fake boobs to be shown off. Probably safe to say late 40's if not early to mid 50s. Profile says 40, but they weren't the hands of a forty year old.
I had been ringing around all day and everyone was booked - either that or simply no reply.
I'll start by saying that this was my first punt in over three years, so the neutral result is based on my feeling that maybe my punting radar is a bit off kilter, and maybe I was expecting too much.
I know the town pretty well, however when I called she neglected to give me any landmarks so I was delayed by about ten minutes.
The entrance was a door between two shops in said parade, I as had she, assumed the location was the swanky flats opposite.
I was greeted by Natalie wearing a long black cocktail dress. and led up the stairs to the room.
Simple room, with a couple of condoms and a pack of wipes on the side table. nice enough, no frills.
She greeted me with a cigarette undertoned french kiss, and asked me to "get my money out and your clothes off". She is from Ireland and has quite a soft accent.
She returned and asked me to lay on my front. Apparently she has a thing for back sides - now I know mine is like a pair of cowpats side by side, hardly the chiselled marble sculpture so I kind of started to wonder.
She asked me to turn over saying about oral. I took the initiative and started to have a play.
Her breasts were very sensitive apparently so try not to touch, however she had quite responsive nipples.
I went down on her. she asked for no wetting preferring to use lube. several minutes in she said she preferred cock, so I suppose that was my cue and hint that the oral wasn't working.
She then got a rubber out and put it on me old chap - so much for OWO however her profile says at discretion... so that's a no then.
some reverse oral, then she climbed aboard and rode me nice deep cowgirl. I tried to kiss her several times but the kissing was hardly passionate suck your face off stuff, token french I suppose one would call it, enough to be able to say she does it - either that or I and my breath were truly wretched, not sure which.
In fairness I shot my load pretty early on I thought. Disappointing but it happens. There was no real attempt to try and rouse me for a second outing, she was just keep to clean me up with the wipes and chat.
The rest of the time was spent with her just chatting, which in fairness and reading other reviews she can do for Britain.
In truth I didn't feel the punt was £150 worth.
She kept calling me darling and going on about how sexed she was and how much she loved cock.
The whole experience felt like the sort of punt I'd have walked into a parlour for and paid 60 quid for a half hour in that area ten years ago or so.
It all felt like it was a bit too rehearsed and parlour like.
All in all, I came out of there wishing I still had my 150 quid all truth be told.
If i'd have paid 60 for half an hour in a brothel and got this It would have been a reasonable punt and I'd have been content. As it was I left after an hour wishing I still had my 150 quid.
As I say, I've given a Neutral rather than the negative I wanted to give because I haven't been punting for some time, so I don't know what good is anymore in that respect, and more importantly what I can expect looking the way I do now. Back when I was punting I was a lot healthier and had far more stamina before age caught up with me!
In conclusionIf my experience is anything to go by, then it's a very parlour experience and I wouldn't pay for more than half an hour or expect very much.
I'm now also having second thoughts about fake tits if they're so sensitive to the touch, what's the point.
She is however a lovely lady to chat to, so in that respect at least I didn't end up with a poor punt and a complete shitbag skanker to go with it.
