Please bear with me as I'm another one of those longtime lurkers, first time reviewer!
External Link/Members OnlyI've been following the reviews on here daily and finally plucked up the courage to follow through. Wasn't sure where to start for my first experience so thought I'd play safe with a HE massage from this incredibly well reviewed lady.
CommsRang Sheng the day before the proposed meet, no answer but she texted me straight back. All comms were made via text and it was very easy. 1 hour massage arranged for the next day for £40 and a postcode was given. Sheng then texted at 10 the next morning to confirm and gave me the full address.
LocationThe location was alright, on the corner of two quiet streets. Plenty of parking - I parked a little further away as there have been reports of nosey neighbours but no sign of this when I went. Sheng's house itself had a homely, lived in feel but was very tidy. Massage room was small but nice and warm with the lights dimmed.
The massageWas told that the door was open before I arrived so just wandered straight in! Sheng was at the top of the stairs and shouted down for me to lock the door and then come up. Headed upstairs and met Sheng who is a pretty Chinese lady, I would say in her mid 30s. She was dressed in a tight navy blue dress which showed a lot of cleavage. I was asked how firm I'd like the massage (hard for me) and whether I would like a happy ending (£10 extra). It did seem a bit abrupt at the time but once the massage started I was glad we'd arranged it at the start! Handed over the £40 +10 and let the magic begin!
Stripped off with Sheng in the room and lay face down on her massage table. The massage started straightaway with her tickling my balls before she oiled me up and started properly. Throughout the massage she would come back to massaging my balls and bellend whilst also rubbing her finger up my crack and tickling my asshole! This is something I'd never experienced but would thouroughly recommend. I'm always up for new things but have never had anything stuck up there and Sheng was perfect at putting enough pressure that it felt good but not stuck her finger inside (which would have gotten me jumping off the bed!). As the massage went on she spent less time on my back and more time reaching under and wanking me from underneath. This was a crazy experience and she eventually had me on all fours on the bed whilst she jerked me off with one hand and tickled my asshole with the other! She asked if I wanted to turn over but how could I stop this wondeful experience even for 2 seconds! Eventually I shot my load all over the sheets and she cleaned up replacing them.
The thing is that this was only halfway through out allotted time (a middle middle as it has been referred to) and so I rolled over and Sheng massaged my legs and feet. At this point we had a lovely chat (there had been a lot of me grunting up until this point!) and Sheng really is a lovely lady. Conversation flowed easily (she speaks good English) and I was sad when she said finished! Was offered a shower to wash off the oil which I took, not the most luxurious shower but the warm water felt great after the massage. Dried off, got changed and carried on my char with Sheng for probably another 10 mins, then left a happy man!
There were only two negatives from what was a very enjoyable first punt (if it counts as a punt!):
1. I'm a big fan of a hard massage and had a sore back which I told Sheng about - whilst there were moments that were deep, I wouldn't have called it hard. Don't get me wrong though, it was still firm enough to be nice, just not as firm as I would have liked in a perfect world!
2. Now this is where my inexperience in these situations may be telling. I arrived bang on time and managed to leave 5 mins early after having a shower and a 10 min chat at the end. Now it was still a fantastic experience but by my count the massage was only 35-40 mins, not the hour I had paid for. I'm not sure if this is normal or whether the chat at the end was just filler time so that it looked like I'd had my full time, I'm sure you guys will let me know.
Anyway those two things didn't detract from what was a fantastic experience and a great treat before Christmas! I'm looking forward to my first proper pint soon so stay tuned for the next instalment
Merry Christmas guys and do let me know if I've missed anything out